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abused kids reaching late teenage years: it seems I have trauma symptoms, which is odd because nothing traumatic had ever happened to me... sure I don't have many memories of my childhood but I am sure that everything that happened was 100% my fault and also normal and I am supposed to be strong enough to be over that and it was a long time ago so. That's all good. Now. I need to hide these trauma symptoms or my parents will kill me.

choked-bun

google search how to accept princess treatment when you’ve spent your whole life having to learn to do things for and by yourself

yesmeowstress

"Let's just drop the subject"

Me, a hypnotist: "lmao okay"

jordanswitches

"you're so mean to me" sub vs "i can be a little meaner" dom

forcefemdemonprincess

I can always be a little meaner

violentoffender

eric-coldfire

puppyftm-deactivated20210425

being called "dumb" turns me on so much..... but not in a "you're genuinely an idiot" way, more of a "aww baby, your brain just turns off when your needy, huh? you can't even make proper sentences. you're so cute and pathetic, my little dumb pet" way

d*mn!

Never theonk agian

girl helppp

forcefemmed future self

art by mike inel

emilio please im not sure how catering would help this situation

borzoibabe

did you know?

- the menu at a restaurant is not an ingredient list you can use to create new dishes we could hypothetically make for you instead of the choices on the menu

- we do not have omelets on the menu because we do not make or serve omelets

- yes, i know we have eggs on the menu, but we still do not have omelets.

- yes, i realize omelets are eggs, but not all eggs are omelets, and the eggs we serve are not omelets.

- you cannot out-logic me so that i cave in and ring in an omelet for you. i am better at arguing than you are.

- there are no omelets here. there have not been, and will not be, omelets here. if you want an omelet you will need to go somewhere else.

- i can also promise that you do not want an omelet cooked by line cooks who have not been trained how to make omelets. because we don't sell omelets.

- no, i am not going to single-handedly put service on pause for the next twenty minutes while three cooks google how to make an omelet and then proceed to fuck up multiple omelets that our kitchen is not set up to prepare, so you can have an omelet.

-and we both know you'd bitch if it takes longer than six minutes to come out anyway.

- no, you may not just go back into the kitchen and make yourself an omelet. the line cooks do not take kindly to trespassing. also, what the hell.

- i hear that you want an omelet. that does not change the fact that we do not offer omelets. if you want to eat an omelet, you will need to go to another restaurant that does have omelets on the menu. this is not negotiable.

- i am the manager.

- yeah, alright, go fuck yourself too, bob.

ace-trainer-alice

Well, from my point of view you, the hero, are the evil o--No, nope, sorry, no way, can't keep a straight face while saying that. Sorry I know you expect me to give at least a half decent counterargument and to try to like foil you by showing weaknesses within your own ideology and all. But I have a killer migraine and it's been a really long day. No, I just do this because I really like mind controlling innocent victims and a good monologue makes me wet. Yeah I'm not really up for a big debate over our perspectives on history. Also I actually got the timing on my mind whammy trap hidden under the carpet right this time so there's no reason to stall. See you later when you're more agreeable.

stereofeathers

I still think the little girl who is the world's most skilled at summoning earthworms has to be, like.. that's the most interesting person alive. I wake up at night and remember that this fucking 6-or-whatever-year-old can just. Do that. That's terrifying. I hate knowing this. But again, at the same time, I wonder about it constantly. The whole thing is supposedly a skill passed down through families. People have been honing this ability for fucking CENTURIES. But this little tiny child absolutely blows everyone else out of the water just by summoning HUNDREDS OF EARTHWORMS

stereofeathers

Oh context would probably help here huh