Dazed Confused And Enthused

“It is what it is” what if it wasn’t what it was

[magnhild]

it's midnight on the 1st of june aest

[dropoutvocalstims]

posting this again cause now its actually true

[supercomposite-deactivated20220]

[4outof20]

[theslowesthnery]

anyway i looked up the post about seeing your grandma's boobs and tumblr has deleted the screenshot of the story where the finnish dude says that americans are "like that" because they haven't seen their grandma's tits

good job tumblr 👍

[antarctic-octopus]

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[synfullewrecche]

logging onto woundblr and seeing all the pain on my gashboard

[synfullewrecche]

spike! regouge!

[selkiewizard]

Public transport is a type of horse and I'm a teenage girl who no one understands

[selkiewizard]

The bus fucking bit me

[scorebug]

Worst day of my fucking life

[capacity2]

They took this away from us

[topazteardrop]

OTHER?!? EVERY OTHER????

[treecitysessions]

The thing about how you will talk like a tumblr user for the rest of your life is that usually people won’t clock it but sometimes you’ll meet someone and you’ll actually be able to see a look of painful recognition in their eyes when you say some tumblypoo bullshit while everyone else just thinks you had an epic original thought. And it’s gonna make you a little bit sorry you were born

[akashicrecord]

welcome to my "bananas n butt plugs" bachelorette party everyone... go ahead and grab a nanner to put up your hole when the grandfather clock strikes 12

[akashicrecord]

ok so... well... *kills myself*

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[tiredadventurer]

Game Changer Season 8 Trailer

[mindllessdreaming]

GAME CHANGER SEASON 8 MAY 18

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Curious to your thoughts on the tarot

buncha cards innit

[necromancelena]

Going outside with wet hair from showering is humiliating because everyone sees you and thinks stuff like "eww gross here comes the wet girl". But going outside with wet hair when it's raining? Unambiguous boon because now everyone is thinking stuff like "wow, she's so topical" and "her hair is a scathing critique of the times we live in"

[stood-onthecliffside]