Everyone Must Wear A Wooly Hat

I'm sorry about so much Lord of the Rings

[foreverfeminist-deactivated2016]

All women are forced to live under an arbitrary and unfair system which sorts us into the categories of “Fuckable” and “Worthless.” The solution to this is NOT to expand the definition of “Fuckable.”

[gabriellabowden]

Being a girl in this world is honestly so strange like do u know how much we miss out on because we are scared? How much of the night We don’t get to see because walking around alone is too dangerous? Do u notice the way girls walk at night, and does your heart hurt when U see them quicken their pace and lower their gaze when men walk past? Mine does

[pettyboy]

when you’re supposed to be performing mass but ur getting roasted in the group chat

[drunkvanity-deactivated20161113]

shout out to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them because that shit is hard and takes a lot of time and is emotionally exhausting. i’m proud of y'all.

[boutella]

If you’re gonna fight a war, you got to wear a uniform.

[zepharsnow]

no shade or anything, but not everything is as it seems

[straightboyfriend]

what kind of wizards of waverly place plagiarism?

[pussylipgloss]

someone that made me mad:…I hope you’re not still thinking about it me: nah I’m not me: 

[skywalkerapologist]

text post meme // anakin skywalker in the prequel trilogy

{sw text posts}

[dutchster]

remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet

[trickywalrus]

[sad--gittarius]

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

[tophatsarefab]

me: [washes my hair, makes one phone call, eats a salad]

me: honestly I am THRIVING! !! mental illness who??? #blessed

[mountedhistory]

Horrible Histories - Caligula waging war on the sea

[gutsygumshoe-blog1]

this is in my history book about prohibition in the 1920s and i’m laughing so hard oh my gooooood

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

Never change, New Orleans.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dajo42]

[becomes supervillain] [spends the entire time giving subtle set-ups to cool lines the hero could say]

[whyequalsemexplusbee]

[Superhero is oblivious to set ups] [make their own one liners] [enrages supervillain]

[dajo42]

me: haha! i’m sure you’ll find this 10000 volt electric blast… hero: volt-y interesting! me: what????? what the f u ck ?????? you’re supposed to say shocking what the fFUCK was that

[thestarsaresilver]

Probably Megamind and Metro Man at some point.

[jackkdaniels]

i am so personally offended by people who don’t like superman

[qhio]