Alnitak. Alnilam. Mintaka.

Trans. He/Him/His. Build Mode Gamer.

[esper-bros-deactivated20210407]

Are you a robot fucker, a ghost smoocher or a slut for aliens

[lakobie-deactivated20180411]

WHY I GOTTA PICK BRO

[chulshik]

@topnotchtraveler

[kesus-deactivated20180911]

Me @ space: “what’s up with black holes” Space: “my spussy??”

[shakespork]

space is cancelled

[chulshik]

@topnotchtraveler

[henstomper]

dont you dare call me a fucking fake gamer i think about dick every moment of my life.

[chulshik]

@topnotchtraveler

[tachibana--chan]

[babyanimalgifs]

Aw, this is cute.

[ask-ickle-mod]

Honestly I can’t believe that I’m watching this right now. This is This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing I’ve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this

[his-shining-tears]

“Sshh don’t cry, my baby.”

[stylish-homes]

Bathroom with a view in Syros

via reddit

[foodless]

i want to exercise but i dont want people to see me

[doeskinandpetals]

i feel this on a spiritual level

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real i’m throwing a huge party and im gonna get Fucked Up

[180km-h]

View this post on Instagram

[mielparaoshun]

When my girl catches me admiring her

[strayhopes]

The number of messages I’ve failed to answer across all my devices and media platforms will be weighed against my soul on judgment day, and I will be cast into hell

[yuripink]

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

[rebootera]

[setheverman]

i love this so much

[grimbrother]

this the got damn crunchiest bass line ever and i will always reblog this video when i come across it.

[interiorlikes]

[im-taking-accountability-deacti]

There are 4 things I learned when I was 25:

You do not have to be affectionate all the time to care for someone, in fact, caring can also mean a couple of texts or silence for a few days while you both live your lives happily and separately.

People do not care for you less when they’re busy with their own lives. It’s your reaction to them being their own person - and your ability to make yourself happy - that determines how they feel about you.

Not everyone reciprocates to your actions the same way. If you want someone to acknowledge, be interested in, or treat you a certain way for your efforts, all you have to do is let them know. They will try their personal best to accommodate that within their personal spectrum of feelings.

No one owes you 100% of them, not even after 30 years, because someone having a percentage of themselves is what keeps them sane at the end of the day and that’s okay.

[ducksaysm00]

These things are so important to learn.

[pajamaben]

*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet

[chulshik]

@topnotchtraveler

[honeybrowns]

how hard is it to understand that if you choose (emphasis on choose) to date someone …who is racist/homophobic/whatever ….and u sit there, see their behavior, and do nothing but continue to be with them ….then sweetie thats you too …you a racist/homophobe/whatever too…you can go online and preach about equality all u want but if you CHOOSE to ignore the shit happening in your own life in your friend circle/romantic life then how bout you stop the performative internet bullshit and go ahead and be the bigot youve always wanted to be

[kingfucko]

do you remember how loud computers used to be

like you’d put a floppy in there and it would just fucking scream at you like a pterodactyl eating a corncob