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[huffylemon]

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[fluentisonus]

rewatching a show isn't enough I need to sit down & watch it with someone who's never seen it before

[dopaminerjic]

"you couldnt waterboard that out of me" is one of the funniest things you can say to someone on here. right up there with the "sorry my follower added that to your post" cake. i would literally deactivate forever

[delphinidin4]

[yeoja]

why is lotion so annoying to apply i want to be soft and smooth but this is too much

[jesseeisenberggirlfriendofficial]

my mutuals' minds rival the minds of socrates and prostates and whoever the fuck

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[thematicparallel]

this blog is not a well-curated museum. it's my bedroom & i'm putting things on my shelf & taping things on the wall

[shutupmerlin]

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

[aerialsquid]

I appreciate the context of 1-6 or else 7 might have had some very concerning implications.

[sigmaaldrichofficial-deactivate]

[roaringstream]

[killer-killjoy]

[captain-baralimar]

who is she

[thebootydiaries]

leak her wig 👀

[feministism]

[beesmygod]

teens of tumblr transitioning into adult life, i am about to teach you the most important lesson of your life: you need to buy the name brand cling wrap and tin foil. generic aint gonna cut it. you gotta take my word for it on this one. i suffered to learn this lesson for you.

[vodni-deactivated20221111]

me: *tells a bear fact*

you: ive already heard this one before

me: that is impossible i have over seven bear facts

[imanes]

coming out of my cage and

going right back in

[catchymemes]

[whistlewhileiblogit]

My jaw literally dropped

[a-shipping-life-deactivated2023]

Well I’m a little bit in love

[unicornempire]