Bruce, finding out its Damian: Put me on speaker phone
Hostage Taker: Okay....
Bruce: Donât kill him
Hostage Taker: If you donât want me to kill him you must pay....
Bruce: I WASNâT TALKING TO YOU

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Bruce, finding out its Damian: Put me on speaker phone
Hostage Taker: Okay....
Bruce: Donât kill him
Hostage Taker: If you donât want me to kill him you must pay....
Bruce: I WASNâT TALKING TO YOU
To be continued�
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nobody who's ever drawn or been a fan of a "tumblr sexyman" will ever be on the level of some 19th century artists with satan
satan, the original sexyman
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Yo Orange Cassidy is that GUY OKAY?! Talented, charismatic and athletic ASF đ€đđŸđđŸ
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Blame this guy named tony for this okđ
i feel the need to reblog bc i just scrolled past this kind of post and my life is hell lol so hi
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aries: the definition of a fuckboy but they actually have a soul. literally donât give two shits about the haters and are some of the most loyal friends iâve ever encountered. have very sudden growth periods. super dedicated to anything they put their mind to. ALSO OH MY GOD SO GOOD WITH THE TONGUEÂ
taurus: very eccentric, donât really know how to deal with emotions. get flustered easily but itâs kinda cute. dreamy demeanor. will ignore the hell out of u if u fuck them over. are lowkey terrified of everything but will probs never admit that as they have some weird element of ego tied into that.Â
gemini: really chill people when u get to know them but will scare the shit out of u for like six years if u donât approach them. do not fucking piss them off as they will butcher yo ass with their tongue and hang u up for the rest of the world to see. probably has daddy issues. writers. really physically attractive and everybody is intimidated as fuck by it. dumb as hell in terms of love and will flirt with you incessantly. REALLY FUCKIN GOOD WITH THEIR HANDS LIKE DAMN.Â
cancer: big hearts. fuckin adorable little water signs that are likely drowning in a puddle of their own tears. do not know how to fucking flirt to save their lives. their laughs are kooky as hell and i love it. probably smoke weed. u either love âem or want to kill them or are in some poorly balanced inbetween.
leo: okay yâall needa settle down a bit. fragile fuckin egos if iâve ever seen âem and react hardcore if u piss them off. pretty over the top with everything. but damn, are some of the most hopelessly romantic motherfuckers iâve met. will treat you like a fucking god(dess) if u let them. not super good at social cues tbh. good friends to have if u need to be validated. need quality time.Â
virgo: yâall are lowkey hoes and give no fucks about it and itâs fucking great omfg. despite that, they maintain an endearing innocence and can be childish af when things donât go their way but will love u until the end of time. great taste in music. super fucking smart but donât show it off too often.Â
libra: jesus christ okay i love u guys. super understanding and will always try to see all sides of a situation. probably have been through a lot. arenât afraid to call u on ur shit and are lowkey emotional shawtys that are still trying to find themselves. make really wonderful parents. get crazy excited over little shit and itâs fucking adorable.Â
scorpio: donât fuck with these hoes unless u know urself first. will expose the parts of urself that u didnât want to see. super gnarly in fights and will love u until the end of time. pretty standoffish and need time alone when emotionally unstable. keep themselves in amazing shape. are the loneliest fucks i know; be kind to them always. are probably in great shape (physically.)
sagittarius: craziest mofos out there. abandon all emotions before going into a situation and can be super impulsive. funny as fuck and always seem to be on another level. push themselves to the limit and usually forget to give themselves a break. ambitious and can get shit done when they need to.Â
capricorn: talk about a ride or die. yâall are loyal to the grave and are incredible friends. until u get fucked over. will probably make ur enemiesâ life a living hell, sometimes over-the-top about it. can be v athletic. good writers/artists. really interested in spirituality and the ethereal realms. u guys know what to do in bed and flirt hard af. also so fucking funny oh my god.Â
aquarius: amazing friends. probably hate u. easily excitable. space cadets 4 life. rly good with animals and love food but probably restrict their eating habits in one way or another. a paradox in that they are fucking driven as hell to get shit done but give zero fucks at the same time. lowkey kinky af. want to kiss everyone.Â
pisces: emotional shawtys through and through. physically attractive as hell. not good at romantic relationships. wonât forget about u for a million years. keep their friends close but will push u the fuck away if they get scared. insecure and just want u to stick around.
I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like âguess what finally happened!!â And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her
Me: Iâm a little high but â
Y'all rushing to that reblog button:
Itâs an awesome idea tho
Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives Iâd accept as proposals follow:
I said yes!Â
(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this worksâŠ)
I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.
Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one itâs symbolic like âyes I love you and trust you so much Iâm asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you wonâtâ
Yes. New tradition. Out with the oldâŠ
@concussed-to-pieces @toxiicpop @hardcorewwetrash @sporadic-fics
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animal crossing will always be the best most wholesome game to me. once I was up super late at night unable to sleep because I felt really sick and I was playing pocket camp while I tried to feel better and fall asleep and I went down to the beach and found Apollo by the water and he said âcanât sleep? you wanna sit and listen to the waves with me?â and I almost cried
another dumb headcanon: superman is nice to birds because of course he is, and helps out birds who are in distress. also he can fly around with them. birds see a lot more of superman than they do of most people, basically. the unexpected consequence of this is that the crows of metropolis recognize superman as a friend. sometimes crows just follow him around like a weird flock, or try to give him shiny things. but mostly please just imagine luthor trying to gloat while threatening superman with kryptonite only to have a crow steal it. or just, generally, lex luthor getting attacked by crows. if that does not improve your day i donât know what to tell you.
âWhat is that?â
Superman followed the direction of Batmanâs gaze. A crow had landed on the rooftop beside them, and dropped a bottlecap near Supermanâs feet. âOh! Hey Francis. Is that for me?â
âCaw,â said Francis.
âDo you have a pet crow?â Batman asked.
âNo, I donât have pets,â Superman said as he bent down to retrieve the bottlecap.
âYou named it.â
âNot this specific one,â Superman explained. âI just call all the crows Francis.â
â⊠why.â
âCaw, caw,â said Francis with a flap of its wings.
âI donât know. Just calling them âcrowâ felt rude after a while. Iâd name them individually but I canât actually tell them apart. Except for Old Francis and One-Eyed Francis.â Superman tucked the bottlecap into a small pocket on the back of his pants.
âWhy Francis?â
Superman shrugged. âItâs gender neutral. I donât want to misgender them just because theyâre birds.â
âOf course you donât,â Batman sighed, looking back out at Metropolis.
âCaw,â Francis added.
âDo you keep dog treats in your utility belt?â Superman asked.
âWhy would I do that.â
â⊠in case you meet a dog that needs to know heâs a good boy?â Superman suggested. Batman shook his head, but opened a small pouch on his belt and held out a small treat. âSee, it was a yes or no question, I donât know why everything has to be such a production with you,â Superman said as he took it. He tossed it over by the birdâs feet. âHere you are, Francis. Keep up the good work.â
âCaw, caw,â Francis said. When it realized no more treats were forthcoming, it flew away in a flutter of black wings.
âYouâre unbelievable,â Batman said, shaking his head again.
Superman took his eyes off the departing crow to look back at Batman, and frowned. âYou know,â he said, âitâs really weird seeing you in costume during the day.â
âDonât start.â
âItâs like seeing your teacher at the mall.â
âDonât think I wonât take care of Poison Ivy without your help, if I have to.â
Superman shrugged. âIâm just saying.â
ButâŠwhat if the crows also recognized him as Clark Kent? This mild-mannered reporter who doesnât seem to do anything in particular to the crows that would make them like him, but theyâre not afraid of him at all, and they keep trying to give HIM things, and Clark being a nice guy, he just. Accepts the bottlecap. Says thank you. Keeps walking. Lois adds another factoid to her âWeird Stuff About Clark Kentâ file.
Maybe he tries to convince his coworkers that everyone is friendly with crows in Smallville. That the farmers discovered how smart crows are and decided to make friends with them instead of chasing them off.
Maybe he tries to talk the crows into palling around with him as Superman but going their separate ways as Clark Kent.
Please imagine Superman on top of a building holding Clark Kentâs glasses and trying to explain the concept of a secret identity to a flock of attentive birds.
Why is this even a question? How is your child meant to learn to apologize when you donât do it yourself as a parent?
This is actually a really important factor in how I establish healthy, trusting relationships with kiddos at work. I am a human and therefore make mistakes, which children will catch and call me out for, because children are information sponges with no verbal filters.
When a kid says, âbut miss tommy, i thought you said weâre not supposed to do that,â I answer, âYouâre right. Iâm sorry, I shouldnât have done that. I wonât do it again.â It could be something small, maybe a kid sees me biting my nails, or maybe I grabbed a kid by the arm who was about to collide with something solid but I grabbed too hard. Whatever it is, itâs important to
acknowledge the mistake,
apologize to the kid,
and verbalize a plan to correct it.
Not only does this model HOW to make an effective apology, but it establishes trust on many levels. The children who witness the exchange now know that:
I will be honest with them even if it does not serve my ego,
I care about their feelings,
and I am taking their needs seriously.
Apologize to your kids when you mess up! It wonât diminish your authority as their grown-up, it shows that you respect that authority!
This is one thing emotionally abusive parents are known for. Holding power over accountability and they wonder why their children donât want to be around when they get older.
This, a thousand times.
Why is that even a question?
Hey, it's ya boi- uh, sloth shit.
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This is so cute!
Soooo adorable
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a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadowsÂ
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In which case I shall defend myself with a squirt bottle from your filthy puns.