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Idk if they did this in the USA too, but in the netherlands they set up a sound system on a Dominos pizza scooter and everytime it drove it would make sounds like mmmmmMMMM Dominos! mmmMMMM tasty tasty (in dutch that's lekker lekker) mmmmMMMM PIZZA! and if it was waiting with the motor running it'd go dominosdominosdominosdominos all in a human voice

i read this message in the middle of the night and legit thought i was imagining it

transgambit

i keep thinking about thjs and laughing ao hard my stomach hurts

colorousme

here’s the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n17B_uFF4cA

rustfoxes

More “wtf are humans, please leave the rest of us be” stuff:

Human reactions to fear!

No, I’m not talking about screaming or freezing in one spot and pissing yourself. I’m talking about the weirder, more specific-to-only-humans fear reactions.

Like singing.

Idk how many of you have watched people play horror video games, but a surprising amount of people start narrating what’s going on in a sing-song voice.

Imagine being an alien, walking in a horrific, dark tunnel with these weird gangly creatures, you’re all scared out of your wits and then one of them starts fucking singing.

In a dark cave. While everyone’s terrified.

“ ♫ ~We are all gonna fucking die, this is terrible and I wanna go hooooome~ ♬ ”

aaliyahbreaux

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

pandragolot-deactivated20160710

SOMEONE SAID IT

mockwa

phlyhigh

God damn I need the story behind this before tumblr makes one up

stuffinspace-deactivated2017100

they tried to get their phone fixed from somewhere other than the approved apple store locations,so apple tried to take em out

dragonsapphic

i tried to reverse image search this to find out the real story behind it and honestly im so pissed

unfollovving

Screenshot

leightum

Traveling back to 2011

leightum

RIP Vine

pickleston

mod2amaryllis

if ur severely anxious about the fate of our nation clap ur hands 👏 👏

mod2amaryllis

IF UR OBSESSIVELY CHECKING THE POLLS EVERY FOUR MINUTES CLAP UR HANDS 👏 👏

ouijamoon

rapicho

ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun

swingsetindecember

where a grad student becomes a supervillain for extra credit since their doctoral committee is lowkey three of the city’s supervillains. and they meet the hero who is cute and charming and idealistic. and damn, extra credit is so not worth this. but damn, grad school is expensive and the job market is competitive

“there’s good in you”

“i really think all that’s in me at this point is ramen, red bull and spite”

jhameia

I WOULD BUY THIS NOVEL

yokosssser-blog

“My question is, what happened that you could turn to the dark side?”

“I failed.”

“What did you fail? Yourself? Your family? Your lover?”

“No, Developmental Biology.”

skygenders

The Lion King and Tumblr

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me: clowns are everywhere. vine is gone. what next 2016. its almost november. what do you got for me 2016 2016: uhhh *flips through file cabinet marked “WEIRD ABSURD SHIT”* uhhh… y’know the president of South korea ? park geun hye? me: yeah 2016: fuck you, now she is secretly controlled by a pagan cult