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In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly donāt get it. I call it the Pascal Method.
Taylor Swift does this
no she doesnāt
You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.
#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic
It's early days but I think I might HATE this new director but I asked my scene partner to sum up the bit of rehearsal that I missed and she started ranting that the director hadn't liked the words she'd chosen to sum up our character and she said in her soft-spoken mellow Newcastle accented voice, 'you know what GRINDS my GEARS - '
(Her chosen word was 'lonely')
(The director said 'lonely' didn't work when the stage is full of dancers, chorus, and other soloists)
(Our character sings, 'seule, seule' - 'alone, alone')
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I finished my last fuckass essay. It's actually okay. It's got a little diagram in it. And the poppies are out.
people reblogging this talking about the english language. fuck the english language. the fascinating thing here isnāt how you pronounce it, itās his amazing teaching skills. monolingual people be quiet for once challenge
I really felt and shared her āWowā
This was supposed to be iridescent and have the colours shift in rotation, but I tried to reach that result by using methods that don't go that way. So here's a pulsating seashell.
Thinking about MDZS politics again and how precarious everyone's positions post-war are so fascinating.
1. The Wens ransack the Cloud Recesses and this is particularly devastating for that sect because they are not an economic centre of their own, but rely on drawing in nighthunting jobs and students to 'pay the bills'. Without their centuries of collected knowledge and natural cultivation-enhancing spaces, they don't have a practical method of day-to-day sect survival available. Caiyi town, their lifeline (waterways are EVERYTHING in economics it does not matter that they can fly) is crippled before the story even starts. While the Lans aren't outright killed as the Jiang are, the Wens clearly intended to starve them out.
2. This strategy WOULD NOT work in Yunmeng, which is not geographically or economically isolated, and in which the cultivation clan is shown to participate in agriculture and acts as a trade interface. Because of its position, it also makes an excellent hub for the further control of surrounding regions (again, WATERWAYS.) So of course it has to be physically 'taken over', necessitating the extermination of the entire clan + anyone else unlucky enough to have been at Lotus Pier that day. With YMJ under their control, none of the minor sects can do much, so they're 'left alone' (have their weapons stolen but not exterminated). The Wens now control the region's trade. Even cultivators need to eat, to repair clothing and armor, to get access to medicine. This is also why Wen Qing running a supervisory office *is not morally neutral* even if she isn't actively fighting non-Wens. Her presence and oversight are part of ensuring an economic chokehold on a region that directly supplies and bolsters the Wens efforts elsewhere.
3. The fact that the Jiang sect was even 'allowed' to rebuild after the war instead of being forcefully taken over/administrated by another clan (the Jin, it would have been the Jin. They had marriage ties to justify it socially and legally, and the manpower from their late entry into the war to enforce it) reads to me as a combination of a couple interesting factors:
3.1 The fear of Wei Wuxian/demonic cultivation - which further contextualises WWX's exit as him not just abandoning JC as an individual but jeopardizing his clan as well. Which I think is obvious but people do forget at times.
3.2 The degree to which the Jin are committed to their benevolent self-image and how much political sway that lends them.
3.3 The continued capitulation and overtures from the Jiang sect towards their nearby allies and the great sects who stand to benefit from having such an economically-rich region well-managed without having to sacrifice their own manpower, but still be something they greatly benefit from. This is JYL's marriage, the grace of having one of YZY's greatest friends as the mother-in-law; unfavourable trade deals, giving up salvaged artifacts and stretching their people thin attempting to both regain wealth and trust from citizenry through nighthunting.
3.4 Nie Mingjue (and SL Yao) - really the only sect leaders who consider honor foremost in their political decisions, and therefore the most likely to support the continuation of YMJ ideologically, as the rightful recapturing of stolen land/act of rightful revenge. This remains contingent on YMJ's continued adherence *to that regime of revenge*.
4. The rebuilding of Cloud Recesses is similarly rife with complicated politics, chief of which is Lan Xichen's need to please Jin Guangyao, through which the Jin offer financial aid to help physically rebuild infrastructure. (Not that they aren't genuine friends, but their political relationship is very much part of things). Recall also that, in order to draw in students, Gusu Lan has to present themselves as righteous as per the societal definition of righteousness, internal moral reasoning aside.
5. The Wens' destructive/disruptive path through cultivator society was so widespread and thorough and well-planned, that it's little wonder literally no one has any goodwill towards people surnamed Wen in the post-war. Consider this: there were servants/merchants/visiting families/fishermen/ordinary folk who were killed or had their livelihoods ruined by the Wens during their regional takeovers. Does the blood of only the cultivator Wens make up for these lives too? Were they not themselves innocents who just so happened to be around Yunmeng/Caiyi Town/the Cloud Recesses/delivering food to the Clan hubs/weaving cloth to sell to the cultivators/picking their herbs/excitedly showing their children the cultivators flying by? Just think about this, and come to your own conclusions, on the difficulty of assigning blame and innocence.
6. What the cultivation world did in turning around and killing the Wen remnants was inevitable. The participation in that extermination of characters we otherwise like/support was also inevitable within the confines of the political and social structures they inhabit. Just as Wen Qing's supervisory role was, and Wen Ning's leadership of his Wen squad was. This is part of the tragedy of all of it. MDZS is not a story about wandering cultivators in the Jianghu who are neither beholden to the rule of politics nor have any collateral supports endangered by their action/inaction. Xiao Xingchen and Song Lan come at the problem with the hope that it is nepotism that corrupts this system, but This Is How Political Systems Function. So long as the cultivation sects exist as sects with complex economic ties to one another and regular regional+ economics, all of which are entrenched in a society with particular values (all of which reiterate the preservation of the sect/clan and these structures and relationships) this will be the reaction to these kinds of events.
Mulan AU where she does get caught by the other fresh recruits while she's bathing but Mushu helps her spin it like the lake is cursed by an evil lizard demon and will turn men into women if they stay in it for too long.
From there it's not actually difficult to get the other soldiers onboard with covering up the fact that poor Ping took one for the team and got afflicted by the vagina curse, especially since it would have been all of them if they hadn't gotten the warning ahead of time. So they agree to help him cover it up, because obviously the army's not going to understand.
Shang is... tentatively glad that the men are bonding and getting along, even if they continue to be deeply weird about it.
Ling: Hey man, what's upā you've got boobs?!?!
Mulan: Uh, what boobs? Huh? Where did these come from?
Mushu: *facepalms and thinks quickly* (speaks from the shadows) I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE LAKE! BEWARE MY CURSED WATERS FOR THEY WILL TURN MEN INTO WOMEN!
Ling, Yao, and Chien Po: Oh no! The spirit of the cursed waters!
I love tumblr's dedication to solving problems in the funniest way possible.
bonus points for the Ranma 1/2 crossover
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all of my gem animations so far. I am hoping to be free of this fixation soon.
celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"
you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku
Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.
You are so right actually
wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude
The part in cql where Wei Wuxian is seeing Jiang Cheng off to get his core restored from āBaoshan Sanrenā and he says to Jiang Cheng: āThis is your only chance! Do not be so impulsive next timeā is of course deeply tragic because we know heās saying that because 1. After this Wei Wuxian has no more golden cores to sacrifice 2. Thereās love and loyalty and sadness when it comes to the core transfer, but I think thereās a little resentment too! Wei Wuxian thinks that Jiang Cheng ran off and got himself captured running a foolās errand and now Wei Wuxian has to sacrifice a vital part of himself to fix it (which Iām not saying JC would ever ask that of WWX but yāknow). Thereās a little āelder sibling frustration that they have to suffer to right their younger siblingās wrongsā energy going on
But this part is also deeply funny because when Wei Wuxian says that Jiang Cheng doesnāt turn around and just kind of half ass waves back at Wei Wuxian in acknowledgment which seems disrespectful and rude especially in the face of what Wei Wuxian is sacrificing if we didnāt know that JC would never accept a core from WWX and in fact lost his core to save WWX from the same fate
WWX: donāt be so stupid and irresponsible next time
JC, knowing he would it all over again: āļøpeace
#yes yes this!!Ā Ā #like the gulf between what each of them believes to be the situation and what actually is happeningĀ Ā #jc definitely would like to keep the new definitely made by baoshan sanren no really coreĀ Ā #but would he give it up for wwx again? in a heartbeatĀ Ā #and wwx doesnt regret it for a moment the procedure worked because he was so determined to fix thisĀ Ā #but there IS resentmentĀ Ā #especially in the book where everyoneās kind of crankier but there is still some in the showĀ Ā #itās also interesting to me that wwx assumes that jc got caught because of stupid heroicsĀ Ā #the book says jc noticed the wen soldiers and was able to hide in time but wwx didnātĀ Ā #jc could easily have gotten caught by accidentĀ Ā #but wwx assumes jc left him behind and now wwx has to pay to fix jcās impulsive heroismĀ Ā #right after jc lashed out at him and his heroism in protecting mianmianĀ Ā #iād be bitter tooĀ Ā #anyway iād like to see more of wwx not only realizing that all along jc loved him more than his own life and put him above the sectĀ Ā #but also that heās been bitter for years about something that wasnāt even trueĀ Ā #nice little reverse uno thereĀ Ā (via autumnslantern)
Okay. I have made an apron. Did I accidentally leave an iron on overnight and not realize until 10 am the next day at work and then ran home from the office to turn it off ( no less than three people on my walk home asked why the heck I wasn't at work, all wanted updates on the iron situation) and only just finished it after getting totally sidetracked making pizza? Maybe.
Completed āSilver Needle Teaā shawl in gradient cotton yarn & tigers eye/yellow crystal accents dangles.
Pattern is the SilverNeedleTea Shawl by RedTeapotAtelier.
My wolf 359 unpopular hill that I'll die on (unpopularly) is that Kepler is really really boring. Not even as a narrative presence but as like. A guy. He just does not have that much going on. He's there to make a point about the banality of evil. He talks a big game about some nebulous 'bigger picture' that, it turns out, he can't elaborate on because his own superiors haven't deigned to share it with him. All he can really do is parrot his bigger, eviler boss, and parrot him badly, with none of the all encompassing contingency planning that lets Cutter get away with what he does. He doesn't know how to rally from defeat, he can't accurately predict any of his people, and he is deeply fear motivated. AND he's horribly insecure about it! He is neither fearless nor interesting and he NEEDS, more than anything, for people to think he is both. Jacobi fell for it. Maxwell may or may not have, I'm not really sure. The whole Hephaestus crew did, for at least a little while, because he was in their faces being scary, but crucially, they then proceeded to see through it. More than anything else, Warren Kepler is a middle manager who wants to feel important, and gets a lot of people hurt or killed as a result