Peter Solarz
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shark vs the universe
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styofa doing anything
Three Goblin Art
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Janaina Medeiros
Stranger Things
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Pharmaceutical Giant: “This medicine costs $3 to make, but I’m selling it to sick people for $300 because I know that they can’t just refuse to buy it.”
Rich People: “That’s a smart business strategy.”
Reddit User: “These GameStop shares cost me $3 each, but I’m selling them to short investors for $300 each because I know that they can’t just refuse to buy it.”
Rich People: “THE HORROR!!! GOVERNMENT, PUT A STOP TO THIS!!!”
wait wait wait i have literally the best picture ever of my cat, bob
b e h o l d
Unrestrained Joy
Bob: beheld
i honestly gasped aloud
List of Books to Read Before You Die
1. Any book you want
2. Don’t read books you don’t want to read
3. That’s it
4. Congratulations you did it
I really like this list. All my favorite books are on it.
Thanks I worked really hard on it
Executive dysfunction is like all of your abilities are on cooldown and you’re mashing buttons to try to do anything but your brain is just like “i can’t do that yet. that’s still recharging. i can’t do that yet. that spell isn’t ready yet. that’s still recharging.”
#WTF I DIDN’T KNOW THIS WAS A THING#I THOUGHT I WAS JUST A PIECE OF SHIT OMG
And that’s why talking about mental illness is important.
the college I went for my associates had a river that ran through campus where my friends and i swam between classes and I just ran into a girl who graduated with me and she told me that since the river just ran right behind her dorm sometimes she’d put on a swimsuit and put all her stuff in a dry bag and get on an innertube and float downstream to campus and then just get out and put on her clothes and go to class and I’ve been thinking about that all week
i thought i was being wild i was like “yeah sometimes i’d swim in my clothes after field labs and go into math a lil damp” and she looked me in the eye and killed me on sight
Just how did Venom convince Anne to kiss Eddie that deep
Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?
WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES?
What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen?
WHAT’S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING?
WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED A LIMESTONE WALL AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A PILE OF MOLLUSCS? WHAT IF I MOLLUSCED A BUILDING? A MOUNTAIN?
Hey OP are you okay
all these deadpool comic runs are ridiculous. Deadpool vs This. Deadpool kills That.
how about Deadpool Has a Nice Day? Deadpool Is Validated by His Peers. Someone Loves Deadpool Because of His Flaws Not in Spite of Them. Something Nice Happens to Deadpool and It Is Not Immediately Ripped Away from Him by a Cold and Unfeeling Universe.
did deadpool write this.
Inktober day 9 #tsinktober Mary Anning fossil collector extraordinaire! Look her up she’s cool.
Omg this is awesome!
“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this
So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.
Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.
“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”
One time I was proof reading a paper for a Russian student. As I was correcting her paper with her, the many mistakes in her grammar started weighing on her. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, almost sobbing,
“In Russian I am so intelligent and clear. In English I am like [an] idiot”
Respect to anyone trying to master a foreign language. I get so sad thinking about that student.
English is a very difficult language and I respect those who know it as a second language. As long as we can successfully communicate, I don’t really care how broken their English is.
So my brother, Liam, and I were watching Megamind last night.
After the beginning part, my brother pauses the movie and says to me:
“This movie isn’t about a bad guy changing and becoming good.
It’s about how this little kid, has been told all his life that he’s bad. And no matter what he does or how hard he tries, nothing he does changes anyone’s mind about him, until one day he just accepts it.
How he’s been told he’s evil for so long that he just accepts it. Every evil thing he does, is because he knows that is what everyone expects of him. He doesn’t even necessarily like it. It’s what he thinks he SHOULD be doing or SHOULD enjoy as a villain.
Look at Megamind. He’s dramatic, he’s positive, he’s fun and easy to get along with. He’s not evil.
Once he starts seeing Roxanne, he finally has someone who makes him feel good, and he does everything he can to make her happy. He cares about her. That’s not evil.
Megamind is about a misunderstood kid, that was never given a chance.
Megamind is about how society, ultimately failed a child.”
Then he pressed play and we went back to watching the movie.
After that conversation, the movie was a LOT sadder…..
I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’
so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….
BRUTUS ANSWERS THE CALL
positive nihilism is the new meme now. were all hurtling on a rock through space and are specks to the grand arena of the universe why not spend your time here to be kind and good to others. Like, plant a flower, itll live even shorter then you and yet, it exists, and so do you
every positive nihilism post is good
Is it ok if i don’t swear?
