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why doĀ Tinamou eggs look like that. i want to eat them wholeĀ
im going to swallow these like a snake
I was seized with a primal need to know what this bird looks like and Iām not sure what I was expecting but:
I am EXTREMELY pleased with everything about this animal.
One time my rabbi told us, āimagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?ā
So we were like ?? āWeād protect it and keep it nice and clean and polishedā and he was like āyour bodyās that box. Stop eating markersā
A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s.
this is a renaissance painting
Feeding two units
Regarding,Ā āWhy would anyone play a human in a fantasy settingā:
Because no race would be so amused to do this while being so physically outmatched.
Can we please just start oppressing gamers now?
Hey Smash player Ally, turn on your location, I just want to talk šŖšŖšŖ
Doesn't beating a high-tier character with a mid-tier character require much MORE skill? Like isn't that entire point of a tier list?
holy shit Long Long Man is gay i had no idea
for context:
this is a series of gummy commercials where it looks like the girlfriend is cheating on the boyfriend with this dashing dude who has longer gummies than him, and at the conclusion of the series of commercials after they get married and long man comes to the wedding it looks like the wife is going to leave with him but then long man confesses his love for the husband.
i love it.
thereās a dead man that can regenerate health, a woman that can summon black holes, but this one man insists on using a bow and arrow.
You grow up and you realise A Bugās Life was the revolutionary Leftist masterpiece of our childhoods
Iām not even slightly kidding
Ants are the workforce doing the labour needed to survive, and they have to do it twice over to provide for both themselves and for a group of parasites who do nothing but consume the labour of others
The ants work themselves near to death trying to stay afloat
The grasshoppers donāt even need any food. They have tons to spare but still insist on taking the food the ants worked for because they ādeserveā it, despite actually contributing nothing of value. The only reason this works is by threatening ants with force and degrading them so they feel weak and worthless, and insisting that the grasshoppers deserve a cut for some vague service they claim to provide to society
In reality Hopper is desperate to stop the ants from thinking for themselves, keeping them ignorant of the fact that he has subjugated ants through threats of power while the ants actually overpower the grasshoppers through sheer numbers.
And should the ants ever realise that the grasshoppers take from them while providing nothing and that revolution is possible, the class system theyāve installed will be finished.
tl;dr feed the 1% to birds
remember when pixar was likeā¦ this
when you buy a bootleg pokemon game on ebay
japanese dragon:
- long - chill - no wings - legs - moustache - in the sea
chinese dragon:
- long - p chill - no wings - legs often but not always - impressive beard - 9 is a big deal
european dragons:
- jerks - breathing fire - wings - often actually a wyvern - compulsive hoarding - caves
slavic dragon:
- three fucking heads bro - can you believe it - wings and like - 3 whole heads
leviathan:
- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chillĀ
American Dragon:
- jake long
whatever your opinion about aang not killing ozai, I think we can all agree that ozai would have literally rather died than live the rest of his life as That Guy Who Got The Shit Kicked Outta Him By A 12-Year-Old Pacifist Monk.
me: aang is a very powerful avatar and the fact that he was able to mostly-master all the elements at such a young age means he would be a terrifying opponent!
also me: avatar rokuās spirit spends at least 30% of his time haunting ozai, slapping trash can lids together & yelling āyou got beat up by caillouā
My spirit animal
this is so funny i
Literally just got given a discount at the Panda Express because the gay at the counter liked my Carly Rae hat. Not to keep talking about the Carly Rae hat but Iām in love with the power of the Carly Rae hat. Also I shouldāve asked for his number he was definitely into it but he got distracted w a customer and I just kind of booked it without thinking :(
Aw I just got home and saw he put a coupon for a free egg roll in my bag too. Alex PandaExpress, if youāre out there.... just know I fell in love with you the way this orange chicken is going to go through my digestive tract. Slowly and then all at once.
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