Totomat

Personal blog. he/him. My name is Adrian, Adult, from Canada. I like games and fantasy novels. I'm tired boss.

[cutecreepycryptids]

new cryptid everyone!

[runcibility]

archive link so you don't have to give wapo clicks

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

why would i do that lmao

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

[veliseraptor]

#i put this in my queue every time i see it #because it’s quick it’s easy and it’s free (via @majestictortoise)

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[queenaegon]

i understand all that shit about honor and knighthood and solemn vows but “kingslayer” is simply a bad insult. it sounds cool as fuck. might as well call him the landlord annihilator or the billionaire’s bane.

[orcboxer]

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

[orcboxer]

experiencing microaggressions apparently

[suigintou]

hey boss can you show me where the forklift's self-destruct is so i can keep it from falling into the hands of enemy warehouse crews?

[meowingatthesea]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[foxantoine]

@liesmyth

[liesmyth]

the way i was going to reblog it then I scrolled down and said I was tagged in it... to be loved is to be known or whatever 💕

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[ozth]

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

[ozth]

nice to know every choice I made was already optimal but I was really looking forward to learning how to juggle :/

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[flythesail]

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

[letmebegaytodd]

Couldn't stop thinking about this little man

So i got on ebay and found him

Effervescent

[letmebegaytodd]

[letmebegaytodd]

i see we're all on the same wavelength today

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[menstits]

[gloameyedfan]

Slim and Mirok are about to set off on their Godslaying journey, but Fatty is deeply worried.

[snapscube]

can u move things with ur mind?

yeah but only if i use my hands