Totomat

Personal blog. he/him. My name is Adrian, Adult, from Canada. I like games and fantasy novels. I'm tired boss.

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[queenaegon]

i understand all that shit about honor and knighthood and solemn vows but “kingslayer” is simply a bad insult. it sounds cool as fuck. might as well call him the landlord annihilator or the billionaire’s bane.

[orcboxer]

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

[orcboxer]

experiencing microaggressions apparently

[suigintou]

hey boss can you show me where the forklift's self-destruct is so i can keep it from falling into the hands of enemy warehouse crews?

[meowingatthesea]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[foxantoine]

@liesmyth

[liesmyth]

the way i was going to reblog it then I scrolled down and said I was tagged in it... to be loved is to be known or whatever 💕

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[ozth]

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

[ozth]

nice to know every choice I made was already optimal but I was really looking forward to learning how to juggle :/

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[flythesail]

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

[letmebegaytodd]

Couldn't stop thinking about this little man

So i got on ebay and found him

Effervescent

[letmebegaytodd]

[letmebegaytodd]

i see we're all on the same wavelength today

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[menstits]

[gloameyedfan]

Slim and Mirok are about to set off on their Godslaying journey, but Fatty is deeply worried.

[snapscube]

can u move things with ur mind?

yeah but only if i use my hands

[stargirldotcom]

hang in there girl. we’re gonna have 8pm sunsets again and greenery and warm summer night air and rainy spring days again soon!

[gaudebo]

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

[catholicapothecary]

[justalittlesolarpunk]

This is the foundation of all hope btw. In the words of Tolkien, 'despair is for those who see the end beyond all doubt. We do not.'

[pointnclick]

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess