" Are you ready to feel the BURN ? "

tfa Meltdown account | written by an adult | sideblog of @dankusoofficial

[bl4ckb0xw4rrior]

.soren rolls worst crackship of all time, asked to leave transformers fandom

[skyfire-official]

I'm sorry about the mass tagging I'm about to do, but I went to a human rock show and I found some rocks that reminded me of you! (Friends and otherwise)

Ignore the human hands. I had to use my holoform for the event.

@rodimus-offical

@doc-nickel-official

@udcjtarnofficial

@bumblebee-official

@total-meltdown

@blitzwing-plaudern-blog

@true-servant-of-lord-megatron

@megatron-offical

@blitzwing-official

@preceptor-not-perceptive

[totalownage42]

“Sit up straight…don’t slouch. It’ll ruin your back.”

- @gadget-workshopmaintanece

"Don't tell me what to do, n00b! It's my spine and I'll totes turn it into a freakin' Fibonacci Sequence spiral if I wanna! I'M UNGOVERNABLE!"

[gadget-workshopmaintanece]

“You’re gonna end up worse than a shrimp. Curled inward. Curly fry.”

[totalownage42]

Shrimpy shrimpy man.

[morethanmeets-thegrave]

Kyung: "Careful, Henry. Anymore talk about shrimp, and I may want to sink my teeth into you again.~"

[totalownage42]

*GIRLY SHRIEK*

[total-meltdown]

*snrk -*

[total-meltdown]

[total-meltdown]

Soooo @totalownage42 you two gotta start working together

i mean it’d certainly be an .. interesting bout trying to work with him , but i wouldn’t be to opposed to the idea .

[totalownage42]

Hah! I bet you wouldn't keep up! I'm totes like lightning! ZAP ZAP! NYEEEOOOOUM!

[total-meltdown]

oh really now . you think i couldn’t keep up with you ?

[totalownage42]

100

Bet you couldn't last a day, Gungemuncher!

[total-meltdown]

oh , i bet i certainly could with the likes of you , Masterson .

[totalownage42]

Oho! Put ya green where your mouth is, Juicy-Goosey.

[total-meltdown]

could say the same right back to you .

{ he’s just :| . }

[total-meltdown]

Soooo @totalownage42 you two gotta start working together

i mean it’d certainly be an .. interesting bout trying to work with him , but i wouldn’t be to opposed to the idea .

[totalownage42]

Hah! I bet you wouldn't keep up! I'm totes like lightning! ZAP ZAP! NYEEEOOOOUM!

[total-meltdown]

oh really now . you think i couldn’t keep up with you ?

[totalownage42]

100

Bet you couldn't last a day, Gungemuncher!

[total-meltdown]

oh , i bet i certainly could with the likes of you , Masterson .

[bumblebee-official]

I feel like I've said or at least implied this before but I'll say it again

THIS BUMBLEBEE IS POLY

HE IS POLYAMOROUS

HE IS A GREEDY LITTLE BASTARD

yes, he's married to blitzwing, but it IS possible for him to get flustered or something by OTHERS MUSES

no, he isn't cheating on Blitzwing or something, I would never write him like that

Ok I just needed to say that

Do you understand

[total-meltdown]

“Ew. Why do you look like that…?”

(HES MEAN! Read my master post if you want to understand-)

could say the same right back to you .

at least i’m not missing half my face .

[gadget-workshopmaintanece]

Gadget just stares at Meltdown

“What’d you just say.”

[knockout-official127]

“At least he’s not built like puddy”

“Scars are cool, a blob of diarrhea isn’t.”

[gadget-workshopmaintanece]

He just blinks and looks away trying to not smile

[knockout-official127]

“The guy looks worse than my mixed, half eaten play doe I made when I was 6”

[total-meltdown]

.. you both should be lucky that i’d rather not waste my time melting you insolent buffoons into nothing more than scrap .

{ because ohh he’s . not exactly pleased with what they’re comparing him to . }

[total-meltdown]

Soooo @totalownage42 you two gotta start working together

i mean it’d certainly be an .. interesting bout trying to work with him , but i wouldn’t be to opposed to the idea .

[totalownage42]

Hah! I bet you wouldn't keep up! I'm totes like lightning! ZAP ZAP! NYEEEOOOOUM!

[total-meltdown]

oh really now . you think i couldn’t keep up with you ?

[total-meltdown]

“Ew. Why do you look like that…?”

(HES MEAN! Read my master post if you want to understand-)

could say the same right back to you .

at least i’m not missing half my face .

[gadget-workshopmaintanece]

Gadget just stares at Meltdown

“What’d you just say.”

[total-meltdown]

you heard what i said .

[total-meltdown]

Do you have any workers still loyal to you or were you a shitty boss?

…..

{ seems he’d rather not answer that . }

[total-meltdown]

Can you still feel, even though you're acid now?

hm .. sort of ? it’s not like i can differentiate from a lot of textures , but i can still occasionally feel the differences between some items .

[total-meltdown]

Can you still eat food?

no , i cannot .

[glacias-transformers-blog]

Art: "What happens if we throw a corndog at your general mouth area?"

[total-meltdown]

nothing special , really . it’d just burn up into nothing .

[doc-nickel-official]

And how are you still alive if you can't eat

[total-meltdown]

well i mean it’s not like i have any actual organs , so . that about answers that question .

[total-meltdown]

Can you still eat food?

no , i cannot .

[glacias-transformers-blog]

Art: "What happens if we throw a corndog at your general mouth area?"

[total-meltdown]

nothing special , really . it’d just burn up into nothing .

[total-meltdown]

Does it effect your gender identity to no longer have genitalia?

……. no ??? what ever made you think that -

[total-meltdown]

Can you still eat food?

no , i cannot .

[total-meltdown]

// making my walmart shift tolerable by answering asks ehehehee