Total Nerd Alert

Your Friendly Neighborhood Nerd. Miami University Quidditch player. I also make video games!

[politijohn]

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[tatsutahimet]

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

[c-is-for-circinate]

THIS POST DID NOT AGE WELL

[fun-with-colors]

This post was prophetic

[red-white-black]

[jack-gourdon]

I think back to these memes everyday. And they did, indeed, not age well.

[nitholites]

[le-dreadmau5]

Thanks, I hate it

[skarfly]

[aangmarble]

“Avatar: The Last Airbender” Recap Cartoon → Book One

[aangarchy]

ZUKO KILLED MEEEEEE

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[bunjywunjy]

Cursed/blessed thylacine facts?

thylacines may have been predators but they were also marsupials, and had the classic marsupial jaw joint! and for those of you who’ve never seen a possum yawn and had to take a few minutes to recover afterwards, this means that thylacines could open their jaws up to a 90° angle.

[quousque]

CHRIST

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[jinxfmrl]

https://archive.org/details/DontBeaS1947

Here’s the whole video. It’s called “Don’t Be A Sucker” and it’s 17 minutes long.

[republicansareahategroup]

don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

Stupid is timeless.

[bunjywunjy]

Thoughts on the gaboon viper?

mostly just ‘OUUGHOHOHOHOOOOO’ if we’re being totally honest here

[unpretty]

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

[guyalice]

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

[froginakettle]

[hotcocoachia]

I fucking love him

[jaynavajasso]

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

[iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat]

He also jabs racists in the eye!

[tumblunni]

I love the justice grandpa of fists

[cursedcharley]

I’m very lucky to own a book that’s a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.

He was a enjoyable cuss who didn’t care for war mongering.

Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!

He certainly didn’t like selfish husbands and fathers!

Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs weren’t safe.

He said fuck the police!

He absolutely didn’t like people ruining little things for kids.

He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.

He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.

You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. He’d right that wrong real quick!

And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.

[biglawbear]

I have a new role model

[briarchubnj]

😍

[runcibility]

“justice grandpa of fists”

[arquus-malvaceae-deactivated202]

It’s nice to see a fat dude in a political cartoon that’s NOT being used as shorthand for greed and corruption.

[bigcatslions]

Hercules - is a rescued Lion that lives at the Wild Animal Sanctuary in Colorado, and like other lions there, he sometimes dreams of roaring while he is sleeping

[obeekris]

He sounds like a pull cord lawn mower that won’t start up

[liberalsarecool]

Corporate business models are built on under paying workers and letting the government subsidize the difference. Also, let's lose the 'poor people' trope, this is more mainstream than we want to admit.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[seventeen-cold-showers]

I looked up mad max: fieri road and I was not disappointed

[unskinny]

I can never just scroll past this ridiculous post without reblogging it. 

[long-ago-1234567890]

in cutthroat kitchen the challenge in spaghetti and meatballs and this guy buys a sabotage to take away all of 1 ingredient from any chef. so he takes away this lady’s garlic. and everyone’s like “why the fuck did you not take her pasta” and he’s like “i know what i’m doing”. when the judge gets to that lady’s dish (and this was her only sabotage) he’s like “this is really underseasoned i’m not tasting any garlic or seasonings you’d expect from spaghetti and meatballs” and the camera just zooms in on the guy grinning. goddamn

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

thats dumb. what if people could sabotage each other in the Olympics like that? “oh, you’re allowed to take away one thing from your opponant” and like the compatition is lap swimming or something and the guy goes “alright, no water allowed for you.”

[spookyscaryhumanism]

Sweety, darling, sugarpie….

Have you seen cutthroat kitchen?

The best description I ever saw was one saying it was essentially the Mario Party of competitive cooking shows.

[ukulelekatie]

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

[beemojis]

heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat

[beemojis]

sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation.

[ciryes]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

No

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

This is so fucking cursed.