Totally Correct JRPG Quotes!

Actual quotes that JRPG characters must have said at some point, right? Submissions welcome! :) Sideblog of @kahran042.

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Rules of Submission

Please include a source. If a submission does not include a source, it will most likely not be posted

This blog does not accept original characters, and not too often original quotes

If a quote has already been used, please do not submit it again. Everything has been properly sourced so you should be able to find it if it has been used

This blog will not accept any quotes involving suicide, self harm, or explicit sexual content

Crossovers are welcome!

PlusAlpha's "translations" of the Dragon Quest series, on the other hand, are not, except for DQ8 and beyond.

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Edgar: All in all, a 100% successful trip! 

Terra: Guys, we lost Sabin. 

Edgar: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

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Palom: We love being twins! Porom: Sometimes we even finish each other's- Palom: We kill people together.

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*somewhere in the bowels of Soda Fountain, Leader's Force are in a room with a jar containing a bee*

Ben: Duh, why are we down here?

Ed: I t-told you, B-B-Ben. T-to g-g-guard the b-b-b-bee.

Topo: But why?

Ed: You t-two are p-p-pathetic. N-no w-w-wonder C-C-Colonel C-C-Capricciola m-made me h-h-head b-b-bee g-g-guy.

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If you would like to see more quotes

I can still post some myself, but submissions would be greatly appreciated.

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*on Solitary Island, after Celes wakes up*

Celes: Five more minutes…

Cid: You've been in a coma for a year!

Celes: Okay, two more minutes.

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Annabella: I have two sons. Joshua, and another one.

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

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Mara: Through the incredible power of sisterhood, we can do anything! Nara: There you go, trying to talk your way out of things again.

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Dyne: You can't solve your problems with sad lute music.

Ghaleon: I can try!

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Kefka: I put the fires out!

Leo: You made them worse.

Kefka: Worse? Or better?

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Lenna: How does my hair look?

Faris: Pink. Same as always.

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Maribel: Ladies do not start fights, but we can finish them.

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Strago: *trips and almost falls*

Strago: Whoops! Not as spry as I was when I was sixty.

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Shu: Each battalion has a specific code name and mission. Battalion 5, raise your hands. Ridley, Gengen, and Gabocha raise their hands, along with all the other Kobold soldiers Shu: You will be the all-important first attack wave, which we will call, "Operation: Kobold Shield." Ridley: Wait a minute! Shu: Now, keep in mind, "Operation: Kobold Shield" will suffer heavy losses.

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Robo: What an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two.

Crono: It was just a dream, Robo. There's no such thing as two.

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Kiba: We must defeat Jowston. Their belief in individual rights will undermine the power of our beloved tyrant!