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Blake: None of these wallets appear to be yours.

Sun: I'm a collector of rare wallets.

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You think it’s easy being a lousy mother?

Raven

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Ozpin: What sort of half-baked wizard do you take me for?

Hazel: Do you really want me to answer that?

Ozpin: No!

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Tai: Ruby, you're special.

Ruby: Like "stop-eating-the-paste" special?

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Weiss: [about Ruby and Oscar] Look at them so cozy in there.

Yang: It would just be so rude of us to butt in... Oh we definitely gotta do that.

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Neptune: We shouldn't have come. I knew it. We shouldn't have come.

Sun: We had to, there's safety in numbers.

Neptune: There's also death in numbers, Sun. It's called a massacre!

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Way to go, Leo. The bar was set pretty low, but you found a shovel and tunneled underneath it.

Qrow

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Tai: But you hated your childhood! You had a terrible time!

Qrow: I never said that.

Tai: You didn't have to. I just look at your life now and work backwards.

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[Yang sneaks up behind Tai to try and scare him]

Tai: Don't even think about it.

Yang: How'd you know it was me?

Tai: I'm your dad. I know everything. Now, where have you been?

Yang: I thought you knew everything.

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Ruby: Are you okay?

Yang: I'm going to start charging money for every person that asks me that.

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Nora: Where's Oscar?

Qrow: He's small, he's probably under something.

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Summer: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Raven?

Raven: No.

Qrow: I do.

Summer: I know, Qrow.

Qrow: I’m sad.

Summer: I know, Qrow.

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Adam: Do you know who I am?

Sun: Why? Did you forget?

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Ren: Nora has a drawer full of rubber bands in her room. I don’t know why. Don’t care to ask.

Nora: Finger guns. I shoot you all while you’re asleep

Yang: Sounds fun.

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Salem: Tyrian, what are you doing?

Tyrian: Nothing!

Salem: You’re in a chatroom pretending to be a woman again, aren’t you?

Tyrian: I like the attention.

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Ruby: Want me to leave so you can say bad words?

Qrow: Yeah that would be nice...

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Blake: Do you think my dad knows we're dating?

Sun: He might, which is really bad!

Blake: I know!

Sun: ...

Blake: ...

Sun: Wanna go make out?

Blake: Absolutely.