Nerd Girl

| 21 | college | depression and anxiety ruin my life, but am working on myself 😻

[waluigf-deactivated20160812]

DANNY DEVITO HUGGED BERNIE SANDERS. AND IM CRYING…. NEED! ME! A! FREAK! LIKE! THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[waluigf-deactivated20160812]

look at how tight they r holding eachother………………………………. they really in love

[feminist-space]

Link: https://twitter.com/12news/status/1155825651213131777?s=21

12 News on Twitter

“Today, Police are kicking off a campaign to promote good driving. Officers will be pulling people over who are following traffic laws...but

[anxiety-and-breadsticks]

petition to create an army of super fast roombas

the vroombas

[gen-zee]

first line of defense going into area 51

[okie-dokie-todorokie]

@roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it This is what your army has been training for, right?

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

My goal is to end the human race but the aliens could be useful so I agree to help

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

I went to a museum today

No one on my snapchat appreciates me

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Holy fuck. @lastsonlost

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

What a fucking monster.

[daddys-little-gaslighter-deacti]

Oh my God, what the fuck

[no-longer-hollysdiscourse]

This is fucking disgusting.

[b00bconnoisseur]

Disgusting bastard what the fuck. Ing. Hell

[buzzfeed]

Sometimes it’s good to talk to strangers.

[teenscoolest]

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I may be a "dumb teenager" in the eyes of adults but at least I'm polite to servers and store clerks

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

It honestly makes me so angry when people are unnecessarily rude to people who are there to help. They probably work long hours while making minimum wage and they don't need people being rude to them.

[thatoneemobooknerd]

Exactly

[thebootydiaries]

It's favorite not favourite

this just in: the world outside of america doesn’t exist

[thebootydiaries]

this just in: if ur not american ur british 

[criskingdom]

If you’re neither American nor British, there’s a good chance you don’t speak English either.

[thebootydiaries]

this just in: even though english is the first language of roughly 400 million people and second language of 1.6 billion people, if ur not american nor british there’s a good chance u don’t exist

[teenscoolest]

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Golden tortoise beetle transforming from gold to red

[toobookishtohandle]

What

[bloodycr0w]

@gayterenus

[mlnmo]

[abandoned-uninhabited-deactivat]

When your 24 hour premium skin wears off

[nevarko]

Alright, y'all. Bug nerd here. Yes, this is real. This is Charidotella sexpunctata. It’s able change color like this by filling and emptying its elytra (the wing covers) with water. The mirror-like gold effect is caused by it forcing water into separate layers of its elytra, smoothing them out to the point where they actually reflect light. By drawing the water out, the red pigment beneath is exposed. They do this whenever they’re disturbed as a defense mechanism, likely to mimic foul tasting lady beetles.

So, there’s a fun fact.

[anteprise]

A spy

[harrysdimples]

scottish twitter wins yet again

[hamtastrophe]

it’s sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there’s no non-fucked up part of rasputin’s existence

[bigthecat]

did he do something problematic i thought he was just russia’s greatest love machine

[the-itchy-bitchy-spider]

basic (true) story: fanatical russian monk who has almost never shaved or washed and smells like goats shows up at the russian capital with a creepy look on his beardy face and everyone just assumes he’s a prophet or a saint because he’s got a cult following that believes he can cure illnesses. his stans are sexually obsessed with him and he gets just a fuckton of russian pussy wherever he goes cause apparently he can cure his true believers of illness with god-given dick magic. russia’s queen has him come stay at the palace and sets him up in luxury because she thinks he can cure her son’s haemophilia with the power of russian goat jesus, and they (allegedly) become lovers, probably, ‘cause she craves that unwashed goat-scented dick like the rest of his cult which she now  (allegedly) belongs to. 

then the worst assassins in the history of assassinations try to assassinate him, because all of russia is slutshaming the queen he has too much power over the royal family and it’s helping revolutionaries turn people against the royals. so these idiots have him round for tea and cakes which are poisoned with cyanide, but he is magically unaffected by poison they get the dose wrong and he doesn’t die, and then he drinks three glasses of wine, which are also poisoned, and he doesn’t die, so they tell him to look at a crucifix and shoot him in the chest with a revolver when he isn’t looking, and he doesn’t die, but they think he’s dead so one of them dresses in his clothes and gets driven to his apartment to make it look like he’s gone home to hide the crime, and when they come back he gets up and attacks them, so they stab him in the side with a knife, and he doesn’t die, and then he frees himself and runs outside, so they shoot him a few times more, including in the forehead, and they wrap his body up and chuck him in the icy river, and he doesn’t go into the water, so his body is found on the ice the next day. and get this…. he died…. of hypothermia.

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

additionally, everyone who wasnt in the party of getting rid of rasputin was pretty bummed out when they found him and his miracle dick dead the next day and there was a pretty bangin funeral of which the royal family themselves attended. however after the tsar was overthrown a few month later they exhumed his body and burned it because the new leadership was very adamant about making sure there were no ties left to honor the old monarchy. however this dudes body had never been properly prepped for a cremation which meant that under the extreme heat his tendons and ligaments began to retract and shrink causing his dead body to move and twitch around as if still animate. according to some testimony his body actually sat up straight on the pyre, and at least one spectator fired a gun at the body and another may have allegedly died of shock.

[w0wls]

Rasputin was an old god from times before humans

[mad-duck]

He is like a cleric gone wild

[godlessondheimite]

“did rasputin do something problematic” i am going to die

[parkistan]

What she says: I’m fine What she means: Gandhi was a racist, misogynist, sexist who said that the rape of a woman was her own fault. He slept with naked underage girls to test his celibacy and degraded them to mere sex objects. He talked foul things about his own wife, said that menstruation was the manifestation of the distortion of a woman’s soul, and yet he’s praised by the world for ‘bringing peace’.

[the-arachnocommunist]

He also regularly beat his wife, he was extremely antiblack and a vocal supporter of apartheid in South Africa, and said during the Holocaust that Jews should commit mass suicide to shame the Germans instead of resisting. And this is just for starters.

[sigma-enigma]

For those who want sources (myself included because I’d never learned/heard of this before):

http://theconversation.com/ghana-university-row-re-ignites-debate-about-mahatma-gandhis-racism-67269

http://www.sup.org/books/title/?id=26014

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-34265882

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2010/jan/27/mohandas-gandhi-women-india

[sarahwys-deactivated20220315]

Also he withheld pain relief medication from his sick wife because ‘its against gawddd’ or whatever… 

But the moment he was ill, he had no problem accepting pain relief medication

[veerletakino]

What a prick

[shoyowo]

Yep!!! He ain’t all great as the world makes him out to be (:

[egotistical-boi-deactivated2019]

Fuck Gandhi

[egotistical-boi-deactivated2019]

Damn straight

[youbetispokane]

Also his mass passive resistance movement would absolutely have not succeeded without the Indian naval mutiny and freedom fighters like Baghat Singh

[pop-punk-anakinz-deactivated202]

I’m so glad someone finally said it

[niggazinmoscow]

I hope I am not the only one who just found out this shit lmao

wow, that’s wild. Medusa was a symbol of strength, feminism, power, and divine femininity. She wasn’t a villain at all, just a victim of jealousy.

[itsjahfree-geoffrey]

Protect your divine femininity…ladies and gentlemen.

[dykebrucespringsteen]

it’s fun having words like “himbo” for men who are idiots and “thembo” for non-binary people who are idiots, but i’m really glad we don’t have a word like that for calling women idiots. that would be fucked up.

[toastoat]

herbo

[roadside-cemetery]

Fully loaded

[dykebrucespringsteen]

thank you for the only good additions to this post, please invite me to your wedding