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[lesbyterianchurch]

It’s that month again folks! Happy February.

[longlivepalestine]

LMAO not Israel calling for an emergancy UN meeting, when they have done NOTHING but shit on the UN and their resolutions the entire time.... why should we listen to Israel and their "emergancy" when they didnt listen to Palestinians and the countries trying to protect the palestinians by calling for a ceasefire? Israel needs to learn to fight their own fights but they know they'll lose on their own. cry harder assholes.

[longlivepalestine]

the absolute GALL on these people to think that they can bomb whoever they want, whenever they want without consequences and then go cry to the UN and Uncle Sam when someone does retaliate, is just mind boggling honestly and truly.

[ralfmaximus]

Three million malware-infected smart toothbrushes used in Swiss DDoS attacks — botnet causes millions of euros in damages

Dental IoT devices caused millions of Euros in damages for Swiss company, says report.

According to a recent report published by the Aargauer Zeitung (h/t Golem.de), around three million smart toothbrushes have been infected by hackers and enslaved into botnets.

The most cyberpunk thing on your dash today.

[pulpwrit3r]

This....this is why you do not need to connect EVERYTHING to the internet.

[omgsweetunlikelycollector-me]

I'm comfused- how much damage could an enslaved toothbrush cause??

[ralfmaximus]

The aggressors installed remote control software onto the smart toothbrushes via their unprotected internet connections, aggregating 3 million of them into a botnet: a network of robot computers under remote control.

Next, they would instruct all 3 million of them to attack a website of their choosing, causing a distributed-denial-of-service (DDS) situation where the targeted website was so busy talking to hijacked toothbrushes that it couldn't do the work it was designed for, resulting in crashes and lost revenue.

[catoperated]

A DDDS, or Dental Distributed Denial of Service, if you will

[stylestream]

Sandra Oh | Cong Tri Spring 2024 dress | The Sympathizer Los Angeles Premiere | 2024

[orcboxer]

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

[orcboxer]

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

[killforacallback]

I admit I am quite the fan of saying “okiedokie”

[writing-prompt-s]

Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.

[marlynnofmany]

“I have created a perpetual healing spell.”

“A classic. Congratulations.”

“If my soul leaves my body, this spell will keep it around and lucid enough to magic myself back together.”

“Effective. Next?”

“My spell feeds off the life force of microscopic things! When bacteria die near me, it adds to my total. Wiping down the sink with antibacterial cleaner gives me SUCH a buzz; I think I may have to dial it down a bit.”

“…I would be very curious to see your notes about this spell.”

[ashleysjohnson]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON APPRECIATION WEEK 2023 day 5: favourite scene ⇢ 1.08 "The Lord of the Tides"

[becabeale143]

Makeup sex is hot too...

[greelin]

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

[keldabe-kriff]

[deskgirl]

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

[xenobotanist]

[61below]

Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:

[prokopetz]

There’s discovering that you have a kink as in learning something new about yourself, and there’s discovering that you have a kink as in you always knew you were into it, but you didn’t realise it was a kink because you honestly thought everybody was into it, and of the two, the second one is much, much funnier.

[prokopetz]

It’s like the boner-based equivalent of folks with undiagnosed food allergies going “I just thought bananas were supposed to be spicy”.

[hobbygoblin]

Please… you CANNOT HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS

[shieldfoss]

> #you never see foot fetishists talking about how all men naturally crave toes as part of the human condition

Not only have I seen that, I have seen it in a power point at a conference

[catboybrigade]

You’ve seen in a what now

[shieldfoss]

did i stutter

[thisishowwedonut]

Throwback to that reddit post about the guy who learned exercising doesn’t make everyone incredibly horny and realized he’s come across as an asshole to every partner he’s ever had

[thesaltofcarthage]

I genuinely love (in a weird way) how horrified and regretful he is at how awful he accidentally sounded. This is a person who is self-aware, not an asshole, and never wanted to make anyone feel bad. 

[headspace-hotel]

I’m dying over here. This poor guy.

[embershx]

I desperately need to know how he found out. Who worked up the nerve to tell him?

[vltima]

[daphneblqke]

Number one, no one is like me.

Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn in Birds of Prey (2020) dir. Cathy Yan

#she was the perfect harley quinn and i will die on this hill #i will die under this hill #i am that hill

[jicklet]

One Day at a Time Appreciation Week | Favorite Character ↳ Penelope Alvarez

“Everyone keeps telling me, I’ll be happy when I find someone. But I’m already happy. And I have no regrets.”

[thefiresontheheight]

I hate modern science fiction shows, all filmed in flatly lit green screen. I miss when science fiction shows weren’t cowards and just told the audience that every inhabited planet in the galaxy looked like British Columbia.

[wild-west-wind]

When they go to the futuristic planet you better believe they go to one of seven specific buildings in Vancouver.

[atalana]

important correction - american shows and high budget projects are filmed in vancouver

british sci fi is filmed in that one quarry in wales

[pacificnorthwesterngothic]

It’s extra weird when you are/have been a Vancouverite and you’re always seeing very recognisable but very mundane landmarks in scifi. Like “oh look the aliens are at the downtown library again.”

And needless to say Supernatural was on a-whole-nother level

[garak]

i understand stoners of the 60s and 70s deeply because if i didnt have computer and internet and all i had to entertain myself was prog rock and pulpy sci fi fantasy novels i would be smoking hella and imagining kingdoms of gnomes and alien prophesies all day too and lord knows i would have been impressed by air brush paintings

[orkazh-arts]

"Every time someone steps up and says who they are the world becomes a better, more interesting place." 🫶🏳️‍🌈

My tribute to Andre Braugher, thank you for Captain Raymond Holt ❤️✨