Be Legit Random

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He..hewwo?

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hi

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I'm getting serious surreal vibes from this ad.

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Today's brewster rocket is what we call H E N T A I

[tredlocity]

“beef” means feud

“chicken” means coward

when someone asks “beef or chicken” it could be interpreted as someone asking you “wanna fight, or are you a coward?”

I finally understand the joke now

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Beef or chicken ramen?

[autisticrevolution-deactivated2]

My conplete collection of Dungeons and Dragons Third Edition books!

Submitted by @larktheblue

[larktheblue-deactivated20211217]

My 3e collection,

Spelling errors and 5 megapixel camera aside.

[larktheblue-deactivated20211217]

A wire that is capable of transmitting audio *losslessly*

[gummify]

[piteousgate]

@jointfoot

[totesrandomrpgideas]

Moths

[bio-bi]

My DM has mentioned the possibility of my character’s death as a few too many NPC’s who can see the future so I’m worried that he might kill him off. So just in case he does and I’m not happy with it, I have some truly awful backup characters to pull out such as:

A half-orc barbarian who’s just Shrek

A Kenku that only communicates via a Duke Nukem soundboard

Paul of House Blart, Paladin of Ma’all, God of Justice and Mercantile

A gnome bard who exclusively plays Crazy Frog songs

And a Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortle

[totesrandomrpgideas]

This just sounds like all my cousins at the family reunion.

[probablyacerpgideas]

MER CRIM EVERYBODY

[totesrandomrpgideas]

There is a vital ingredient in a potion the party needs: Rooster Cheese. The problem is, the secrets of cheesing a rooster have been lost to the ages.

[lmaonade]

if you go to the side of the ice cream truck without the window and knock three times you get access to secret illegal ice cream flavors and also you can buy cool swords there 

[maximumgayce]

the Gay Flavours TM

[totesrandomrpgideas]

Skittles

Taste the rainbow

[therockportslayer]

Family Portrait

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lick EVERYTHING

[maxheron]

That’s it. That’s the best tweet. We can all go home now.

[probablybidoofrpgideas]

LETS START THE CHANT TO SUMMON BIDOOF

BIDOOF

[probablyweirdrpgideas]

BIDOOF

[probablyoathofvengeancerpgideas]

BIDOOF

[probablybidoofrpgideas]

MORE! BIDOOF

[probablyhussierpgideas]

BIDOOF!

(Have a religion in which the religious leaders have mind control powers)

[probablyacerpgideas]

BIDOOF!

[doodles-and-dragons]

BIDOOF!!

[totesrandomrpgideas]

BIDOOF

[writing-prompt-s]

You found a real world “Mug of Many Things.” Whenever you drink from it, what liquid you needed most was in it. Coffee for that boost in being awake, water for the parched, even a little liquor for killing cowardice. Today you taste something truly unexpected.

[probablyhalfbakedrpgideas]

You taste very doughy bread

[probablyeyerpgideas]

you taste TEARS

[probablyengineerrpgideas]

You recognize the taste of very pure engine oil.

[probablyygorpgideas]

You taste Russian Vodka

[probablyacerpgideas]

Cake flavoured milkshakes

[definitelygentryrpgideas]

You taste WD40

[probablywriterrpgideas]

You taste ink

[probablydidrpgideas]

You taste something you’ve never tasted before, but to some part of you, it tastes like something you drink frequently.

[euclid-class-dm]

You taste the brine of R'lyeh, churned by the gently stirring tentacles of Great Cthulhu.

[probablysupervillainrpgideas]

You taste poison. I may or may not have messed with the magic

[simplycookingrpgideas]

Canola oil

[probablywitchrpgideas]

Potion of confidence

[probablyromanrpgideas]

You taste mulsum.

[tireddungeonmaster]

You taste the blood of your enemies.

[probablyadventurousrpgideas]

You taste health potion!~

[totesrandomrpgideas]

You taste dark matter.