A Potato With Standards

"All I wanna do is make a couple memes and eat some bagles"

[cressdarnelthorne]

[all-good-usernames-are-taken]

WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

[svnklte]

i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND

THEN HE JUST

“REBELLION”

[memewhore]

I’ve never yet been able to resist reblogging this

[1st-1]

Me …………. 

*looks up at the night sky* *sees more stars than usual* *mood immediately lifts by 93%*

[tothemarkimoon-blog]

BEN YOURE LEAVING @dearevanhansenofficial today! Thank you so much for bringing life to this role in such a raw, real way. I cannot thank you enough for your dedication. I can relate to Evan and he has helped me realize that I am not alone. Things will get better. I will be found. And I believe I have been found. Thank you. You inspire me on and off stage, Ben. You are humble, dedicated, and kind. The things that make me strange make me powerful, and I will always carry that with me. I wish you all the best as you continue to go through life with the big smile you have. This day is bittersweet, but I know great things await you in the future :) <3 i cant wait to see your next adventure

[yeehawhaw-deactivated20171221]

burr: i hear wailing in the streets

burt: someone tells me

kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

[letthemountainsmoveyou-deactiva]

i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next birthday and he said 8. im 23

[roonilwazlip-deactivated2022021]

once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing “more school” [university] and she asked “why haven’t you found anyone to marry then”

[byeeyeslikeacat-deactivated2019]

We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says “wait you’re a STUDENT??”

[meelothemanly]

I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, “That’s not true, you’re my age”

[cractasticdispatches]

our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated ‘i’m all teached now. i don’t need to be teached anymore. i’m done of being teached.’

[diamondelight92]

once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me with huge eyes and went, “Does that mean you don’t have to bring an adult with you to the pool?”

[maraudersvibes]

My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and said “does that mean she is married now?”

[standard-fiend]

I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress. My neice’s argument was that they were, in fact, also a dress because they were blue.

[loveyoutothem00n]

I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for Halloween and this little boy goes, “ooh I know! A pickle! You’d be such a good pickle”

[aimmyarrowshigh]

On the first day of class with my favorite student of all time, I said, “Are you okay? You look like you have a question.” And she looked me right in the eyes and said, tremulously,

“Can a piranha eat a stapler?”

[manic-kin]

One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked “Do you have a boy?” I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said “Well, you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next month!”

[dinovia-grant]

I was sitting on the floor with my 3yo niece and we were playing with her younger brother’s alphabet blocks and the O had an octopus on it.  So I picked it up and asked her what it was.

“Octopus,” she said, all curls and smiles.

“And what kind of animal is an octopus?” I asked.  I was looking for “fish” or “sea creature” but I would have accepted almost anything–”weird,” “gross,” even “slimy.”  “Underwater” or “it lives in the ocean” would have also been acceptable. 

She looks me right in the eye and says, happy as a clam, “It’s a cephalopod.”

I haven’t been the same since.

[gossmama18-deactivated20200925]

I used to work with this 5 year old boy, and we had been spending a couple weeks working on recognizing and identifying letters. Well the letter of this particular day was H, and I was trying to help him come up with H words. I said “When something is really really hard, what are we supposed to ask for?” (All my other students said “Help” which is the word I was looking for). This boy looks at me with the most urgent face and said “um, a pick-axe??!!” I will never forget him.

[rhinkycelestey]

Tickets for Tour of Mythicality Philly

So I’m sick and my doctors have said that I’m not able to travel at all. Since I live in Ohio, I’m not going to be able to go which is honestly heartbreaking but I want someone to enjoy these tickets so I’m selling them. I have 2 of them for the 1:00 matinee show. Please feel free to message me and we will work it out. Also feel free to share.

[shefchefmouse]

the absolute optimal photo set

[thebestoftumbling]

[keysmash-warrior-deactivated202]

NooOOO

[samojon]

[britishbeardicism]

Rekt

[knightsolaireofthesun]

Visual storytelling

[perilousechidna]

Pretty sure those aren’t rabbit tracks. I think this was a bird shuffling through the snow, and then it made wing impressions when it took off. If it was an eagle, or something, that got a rabbit, there would be more disturbed snow.

[phantoms-lair]

DEFINITELY not rabbit tracks. The tracks wouldn’t be linked since rabbits hop not walk and the tracks of the fore and hind legs are quite distinctive. This is what rabbit tracks in snow look like

No bunnies were harmed in the making of above post

[jennyloggins]

[throwbackblr]

[setheverman]

i ship mario and his hat ;)

[setheverman]

.・゜゜*+:｡.｡ ♡ Mat ♡ ｡.｡:+*  ゜゜・．

[heikadog-deactivated20191114]

~Mappy~

(the hat is called Cappy)

[setheverman]

hmmmm i feel like this has just gone a bit too far

[butterbones]

The hats the top

[setheverman]

hmmmm i feel like this has just gone a bit too far

[australiansanta]

a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot

[tothemarkimoon-blog]

look at our happy boy :’)

[markiplier]

she snoofs

[meangirlnurse]

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

[brehaaorgana]

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

[meangirlnurse]

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

[meangirlnurse]

update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!) 

[brehaaorgana]

GREAT UPDATE NOW YOU HAVE SIX FRIENDS!!!

[meangirlnurse]

ya they’re my buddies i love them!!!!!

[dirtandleather-deactivated20171]

i found my new favorite post on this website 

[coolbeansjeans-moved-deactivate]

Nothing but a p̩̳̻̰̮͢ú̻p̺̲͘p͏͙ẹ͙̣̝̟̩t̬̫̗͔̬̻.̙

[freddiefreemansbestfriend]

[septicjacks]

Madness comes from seeing this body you’ve been staring at for ten hours suddenly just get back up.