There There... Totte is here

Hi there , Totte is here!

[talkgentlytome]

Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

[lawful-evil-novelist]

This is the same guy that does the guide to troubled birds.

[moaccyrk]

Brontosaurus+Penguin fusions inspired by this tweet:

[ichise]

[bookworm-jedi]

Wingman part 1 and part 2

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

[princess-peridot]

How did you know if you dialed the right number

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

[teaboot]

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

[notevensneaky]

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

[propitlikeithot]

Another acceptable answer: the robot lady comes on the phone and tells you number doesn’t exist.

[hannahhillam]

🌵

[the-perfect-aesthetic]

[cikero]

I’m so mad that a t4 bacteriophage actually looks like that and that it’s appearance isn’t made up

[cikero]

this is how they look in all the models

this is how they actually look

like they really fucking look like that. in real life

[somniiloquy]

viruses are literally such bullshit they have the nerve to look like this and they aren’t even ALIVE

[greelin]

the “the colonel calls me riza when we’re alone” scene is/was.. lifechanging tbh

[greelin]

lest anyone forget this iconique moment

[peachdoxie]

“Now do me a favor and die” is such a powerful statement.

[kitteabiscuits]

#man just got eaten alive

[areyousanta]

AHHHHHHHH

I think I’m funny

[unclefather]

my mom: *sees someone she knows in public*

my mom: hi! So nice to see you *points to me* this is my child

me:

[totteishere]

McGonagall: Remus I haven't been your teacher for roughly 16 years, you can call me by my first name

Remus: I don't think you understand how much I cannot do that

[pocketss]

What’s up with dragons do they shed their skin? Do they feel all smooth and shiny and soft when they shed?

[be-there-now-in-a-minute]

You, Legolas, are fucking lost.

[surreal--memes]

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