[variantsloki-deactivated2022050]

the death eaters attack ollivanders.

[guerrillatech]

[scope-dogg]

Even without that it’s kind of offputting from the get go when you’ve photographed the guy that’s “suffering” in front of his private jet

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

[sarcastictexas]

So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.

Needless to say, I noticed.

[neverendingmidnightsun]

the most 2014 post possible

[wahbegan]

I’m sorry, this seems to imply that you have the fucking jump scare sounds from Five Nights at Freddy’s on your iPod

[playfulpanthress]

Maybe…

[nevver]

Fear of flying, Daniel Gebhart de Koekkoek

[playfulpanthress]

I was going to go with, “Cats attacking ghosts” but that works too, I guess

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: If you were to die what would your last words be?

Tim: Finally.

Dick: No—

[tiktoksnow]

The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

[ittybittytittydiaries]

ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it

[jung-hooked]

“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨

I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.

[haileyhurts]

I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂

It has a buncha colors but these are my faves

Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful

Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning

And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing

[yanderrre]

@haileyhurts where did you get it?

I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty

[haileyhurts]

@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy

[bassbabe]

My cat trips balls when I use mine 😂 the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time

[baguettegazette]

Same energy

[seshrat]

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

[seshrat]

this is absolutely what they’ve done

[uristmcdorf]

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

send help

[seshrat]

thank you for your sacrifice

[deaddolin]

i run around like a fraggle

[deaddolin]

this is what i mean

[just-shower-thoughts]

You’ve never been in an empty room because you are always in it.

[dianaofthemyscira]

We have loved these people since the day we arrived. When you love something… you protect it.

Eternals (2021)

[gawaaine]

[epifamy]

“ Your eyes are swallowing me … ”

[horizonmlm]

His fangs are so cute oh god

[g4meboycolor-deactivated2013071]

[omghotmemes]

This is amazing

[tinderventure]

Used my ol‘ reliable opener and had to improvise a bit