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johnnysmissingass-deactivated20

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your-dewey-decimal-number-is

793.85

card tricks

kaida427

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

your-dewey-decimal-number-is

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

kaida427

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

your-dewey-decimal-number-is

179.92

forgiveness

sacred-portal

slotheyes

It's gonna be ok, kid.

You'll be alright.

Extra:

Mandy Moore, 1999

Ditto finds the crumbling remains of Lavender Town

adobe-outdesign

In honor of April Fool's, Bulbapedia has released the funniest prank possible in the form of a Pokopia-based page on Humans

and my personal favorite

yeomanslog

Like I turn the corner and my beloved rocky boy Onix is napping in garden. Hello????

color-ns

Itssss ditto!!!!!

pinecone-jam

I didn’t know much about Pokopia because I had no plans buying it. But recently I was presented with a copy of the game AND OH MY GOODNESS.

I was under the impression that the plot would be something like “The humans are finally gone, good riddance, now let’s create a new cool world for pokemon only”. I was NOT prepared to witness these poor sweet innocent creatures doing everything to bring humans back and missing their human partners and not being able to comprehend what happened and why humans left them behind. I was not prepared to cry this much over a pokemon game.