Brain Static

Andrew Minyard enthusiast 😌 Just reblogs, I don’t have the braincells for writing my opinions

[something-elsie]

tbh think if ur gonna give the like button a trans flag animation you should like stop banning trans women en masse, among other things. like as a requirement.

[1n0sss]

Ppl where talking about a deadtired zombie au in the deadtired server (shocking) and it got my brain worms going. Imagine tim is the one takibg the pic (pls)

Unblurred vertion below

[spacemammal]

bros art goes crazy

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[foxpost-generator]

girk at my work discovered my terrible secret

[blanketfortarchitect]

Girk at my work

[megacarapa]

ok so this is another long shot but a few years ago there was a twitter post (in japanese i think?) that had measurememts for how to make this book stand thing out of cardboard that you could use to double up books and use up more space on shelves

back then i made a bunch of these but by now i lost the pic and dont know how to find the original post anymore

if it comes down to it i can just take one apart and get the measurements from there but i would be very grateful if anyone happens to have the original post or something similar??

[megacarapa]

don't mind how long it's been since i made this post, anyway i realized that i don't even need to take one apart to get the measurements when i can literally just unfold it and refold it /FACEPALM

so anyway here is the diagram for anyone else who is interested!!

this requires pretty big carboard pieces, if you have a really big box or something you can make it from one piece, but if you don't, you can also just make each of the pieces individually and then tape them together

and then in the end you put it together like this!!

and then when you make a bunch you can put them all next to each other and stack your books like crazy

EVERYONE START GETTING MORE USE OUT OF YOUR SPACE NOW!!!!

[king-carnivore]

what really fucks me up about watching the truman show in 2025 is how it's not fictional. truman is fictional, but the truman show isn't.

there's thousands of truman shows. you find them on youtube, tiktok, instagram... family and mommy vloggers, sad beige moms and now the trend of neglectful moms showing the "reality" of parenting. all of them using their kids for entertainment. each child their own truman; living a life manufactured by their parents, a camera watching their every moment, broadcasted for the entire world to see.

[king-carnivore]

tbh, i didn't even think about that when i made my post and holy shit you're so fucking right

[komsomolka]

looked up russians vs japanese piracy twt beef and its worse than i thought😭 it all started with japanese users being mad at discovering there's all those unofficial russian manga reading sites. russians tell them that there's not much licensed manga in russia to consume legally in the first place. japanese say its your problem, you should then go to japan and buy it legally. russians obviously go ??? it's crazy expensive to fly to japan plus we're sanctioned and often can't purchase foreign things with our money. japanese go full russophobia and say ahhh you evil aggressors deserve it for war. russians answer that even before the war this wouldn't be a solution. then brazilians join russians to fight on the side of piracy and started gotcha japanese with their war crimes and xenophobia. then other japanese users joined on the side of piracy and said anti-piracy japanese are hypocrites because its common in japan to listen to pirated western music. i guess this made japanese anti-piracy people even madder and they went all in saying crazy stuff like comparing piracy to rape. the more hilarious example was one japanese user trying to gotcha russians by threatening to pirate and read... dostoevsky🤣 sums up their level of ignorance regarding this whole topic.

[premierhazel]

[tikkety-tok]

Harsh, but I accept it I suppose.

[youkoartemis]

[Transcription: Speaker is a blue-eyed older man with dark blond hair that falls down his back, a round face, and a moustache and beard combo with some gray hairs amongst the blond. His voice is deep, and a bit choked up at points.]

“These are my red flags for women:

If she stabs me more than twice.

If she has a concerning amount of ex-husbands who died on their honeymoon, like... [a brief pause for thought] Like four or more.

If Gozer the Gozerian asks me to choose the form of the destructor and then one of my childhood crushes walks through New York City at 300 feet tall, uh, and steps on a church... [takes a breath and pauses for a second] I mean, it’s not the height! It’s not the height. I like a climb. But, like. [another breath] She stepped on a church. Or any building, really, ‘cause. [deep breath followed by a brief pause] Legally they’re not supposed to be able to ask you about that on like your homeowner’s association application, but- but they’ll ask. They’ll look it up.

If she doesn’t exist in the same physical timeline as I am... [several seconds long pause before continuing, sounding distraught] I’m not doing that again.”

[galaxywarp]

Greg Universe.

[theprofessional-amateur]

[literary-claustrophobia]

Andrew pushes in the dashboard lighter, and Neil flinches at the click. A slow moment passes before Andrew grips it between three fingers and silently flicks it out the window. He won't acknowledge what happened beyond a tick in his jaw and a refusal to look at Neil's eyes from where he's staring in the passenger seat.

[palmettoshenanigans]

Canon Canon Canon Canon Canon Canon Ca-

[redstonedust]

tomodachi life giving you so many oppertunities for custom images and text with no filters means the obvious answer is of course to fill it with sex and penis. which is why i appreciate that every tomodachi life post ive seen is actually pretty lacking in sex and penis. instead we've been giving our miis enough cigarettes to kill a small village.

[1n0sss]

quick thing for yesterdays dannymay prompt: teeth!

[teapotofbees]

Oooh coooooooool colorsssss!!! literally and figuratively

[alien-slushie]

Lucius: *walks up to Tam's desk, a 17 year old boy laying limp over his shoulder* Tam, meet your new brother! *cheerful puts Danny back on the ground*

Danny: Sup.

Tam: *runs a hand down her face before looking at her father again* You're not allowed to hang out with Bruce anymore.

[alien-slushie]

Danny comes to Jazz just crying something horrible, like full on gut wrenching sobs that hes hasn't done since he was 6 and still petrified of ghosts. Danny wasn't a crier, and normally when he did cry, it was silent crying, not what was happening before. Of course she calms him down and asks what's wrong, and Danny, through hicoughs, explains that Mr. Lancer have him a book to read for extra credit, promising Danny would like the book, but Danny didn't like the book because by the end two dogs die. By the end of Danny's explaination, hes crying again and saying he hates reading more than ever now.

Jazz, pissed, takes Danny to Mr. Lancer and asks who or what overshadowed him to give Danny, a bleeding heart for animals and dogs in particular, "Where the Red Fern Grows" as an extra credit assignment? Mr. Lancer is confused and horrified, he had meant to give a space themed fiction novel, and apologizes profusely, promising to give Danny the extra credit while also handing him the right book. Danny hesitates and looks up at Mr. Lancer with wide, red rimmed eyes, making Lancer promise he won't have to read about puppies dying again, and Mr. Lancer feels gut punched as he promises, so Danny takes the book.

The next day, Danny comes in with darker circles then usual, and Mr. Lancer thinks its because he got so invested and stayed up all night reading it. He makes the mistake of asking Danny how he liked the book and Danny goes off on a tangent. He knows the book is fiction, but did they have to get so many things about the fundamentals of space so wrong?! It pissed Danny off so much he stayed up all night making a scientifically accurate rewrite/fanfiction so he could fix all the inaccuracies.

[alien-slushie]

Wraith(Dani): And so yeah thats how Dad trapped his evil future self. *Puffing her chest proudly*

Superboy: Phantom is so cool

Kid Flash: Totally! Think he'd be willing to give me pointers on how to turn better?

Speedy: Man his adventures sound so amazing! Think he would take us on a mission? Maybe he'll actually believe in us!

Robin: Your dad is so cool! All Batman does is beat up a clown once a week.

*meanwhile, off to the side*

Superman: *looks down uncomfortably*

Flash: I could totally teach him that!

Green Arrow: *winces* He makes it sound bad when he puts it like that.

Batman: I also solve cases, and run the Justice League, but sure, all I do is punch clowns.

Phantom: *stepping out of a portal, and immediately gets tackled by Wraith* Thanks for letting Wraith hang out with you today. Here, I made these, in the living world so they're safe. These ones are for the younger heros. *hands Superboy a box of fancy looking cookies before floating over to the adults, all while Wraith is biting his head like a feral racoon* And these are for you guys! They have a splash of alcohol in the batter! *hands Green Arrow the box of more cookies.*

Robin: *shoving a cookie in his mouth* All in favor of Phantom being hailed the "Best Hero Ever" say aye!

Wraith, Robin, Superboy, Speedy, and Kid Flash: Aye!

Phantom: *blushing in embarrassment, but also looking close to tears because hes so used to living people hating him*

Martian Manhunter: Aye.

Superman, Flash, Batman, and Green Arrow: *shoot MM unamused looks*

Martian Manhunter: *eating a cookie* Don't give me that look. In all the time we've known eachother you guys have never given me cookies, this guy we've known collectively for approximately 10 hours and he brought us a gift.

[alien-slushie]

[During a BatFam Camping Trip]

Jason: Where the hell have you been?

Tim, casually: Found a hot guy in the woods, we hung out for a bit.

Steph: Okay so we all agree that guy was not human and was probably a werewolf, or fae, or something, right?

Bruce: Yup.

Dick: Oh 100%.

Damian, scoffing: Figures.

Duke: Nothing we do can ever be normal.

Barbra: Either way, I'm pretty sure someone owns Tim now.

Bruce, sighing: Great.

Tim: I am 100% okay with Danny owning me.

Batfam as a whole: *facepalm*

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Hey. Heyhey. Do me a favor real quick.

If you don't already know you have issues doing so, squat down real quick. Bend your knees all the way and touch the floor. Just make sure you can do it. Okay? For me? And then stand up all the way and make sure you can balance on one foot.

Like. You don't need to blow it into some huge thing. Just. Make sure all your bits and peices still work the way you think they do.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Can you turn your head to look behind you without twisting your shoulders? What about standing on your toes? If you sit down on the floor can you get back up without using your hands?

If there was ever a tumblr post worth sending to your mom, it's this one.

Just saying, bodies are a use it or lose it kinda thing.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

okay so every time I see this post crop back up in queues and notifications I end up thinking about it. Because I made the post and even I'm still doing the thing where I read the post about maintaining range of motion in my delicate meatsuit and I nod and hmm and think yeah that's a good idea and then dont move from where I'm curled up shrimp style staring at the nightmare rectangle.

So like. Thinking real hard about moving doesn't count as moving. Major bummer. Anyways. Joints.