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[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

pencilcomics

depsidase

sporkteeth

i saw these outfits on pinterest i just had to draw them

kaomojiloser

grace after every time eva asks him to do something:

maja-paja

local-dragon-haunt

Has this been done yet

Edit: was not expecting this to blow up, and I've seen some people mistake this as an original idea, so here is the original post this is based on

capacity2

I feel so bad for the annoying women at work. Like I actually feel sick when we’re interacting and I feel the annoyance occurring in my brain like she really doesn’t mean to be this way and she just doesn’t want to feel alone or rejected. you can tell she’s experienced being an outsider everywhere she goes it’s only a matter of time. And it’s not cool chic or edgy but in the ugliest most desperate and dehumanizing way. They always start hopeful. they want to connect and they go searching for someone receptive to her so she can find her people but everyone turns away from her slowly and u hear it in her voice. It’s happening again. she starts hesitating to speak and when she does you hear a shaky child ending every sentence like it’s a question. Testing the waters to know if she’s wrong for even trying. And then I realize I took her smile for granted now that it’s gone.. I have to make it up to her I can’t let something like this continue. Life is so hard for people everywhere, so building a tolerance for being irritated is nothing in comparison especially if the reward is less pain and loneliness in the world I will always be the bestie you have my word

cyberbaptism

People who flinch at this or jump to hating on OP have never been completely honest with themselves and it shows. Like, you know this person. You've met this person. The under socialized outcast who everyone thinks is kinda annoying and weird, including you. People think that acknowledging their own annoyance towards someone who's essentially harmless is the same as killing someone and being ontologically bad. Like, as long as you don't shun that person you're good. Actually, that's exactly what OP is fucking talking about. They acknowledge and see that this woman is the way she is and also express sympathy, but because there's no over the top performative moralizing everyone thinks it's mean when it's just a true assessment of the situation. Like, two things can be true at once—yes, this person is annoying and they make me cringe and yes, I'm not gonna be an asshole about it because I know that's not right. I have a sneaking suspicion that the reason everyone got so fired up about this is because they're scared that they might've been the annoying coworker in someone else's story. And guess what you probably were. Yeah. Sit with that. Did you die? Did the discomfort kill you?

capacity2

The hysterics was giving 2015 tumblr fr. We’ve all been that hoe nobody likes before

allforthegamefanatic

AFTG DESCENDANTS AU. JUST IMAGINE THE MONSTERS AS CHILDREN OF THE ISLE OF THE LOST.

everymournfulbreath

Documented evidence of war crimes in Gaza and the West Bank.

mochapuppy

credits to @/clubhatosy on ig

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BORROWED TIME. SHAWN?!

walmartnoodle

Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story

northltdrew

I know Andrew thought about confronting Neil the entire flight home

that-one-weird-cloud0

I have a ghost king headcannon for Danny that he’s not yet old enough to possess ALL of the Ghost King powers, HOWEVER, he CAN do anything once a deal is made. For example:

The Justice League asks Danny to destroy an alien army so earth will be safe:

Danny: cool yea I can totally do that but I’m gonna need you to do something for me in return

JL: huh?

Constantine*immediately catching on: yea sure whaddya want?

Danny: I don’t fucking know a sandwich?

Constantine: done.

*creepy evil green handshake to seal the deal*

JL: 0-o

Danny: *power boost* Sweet!! Welp, off to destroy some spaceships!! Yay space!! :D

melonheadfr

I'm back to phantom-ing, also yes I did trace the mr. beast image for this one

phineas-and-herb

journey to the center of candace is 100% candace's fault who the fuck eats a sandwich they find abandoned on the floor of their garage

phineas-and-herb

you people are insane so youre telling me if you walked outside your front door one day and saw THIS

you would simply walk over and eat the fucking sandwich no questions asked??????????

phineas-and-herb

listen i couldn't take a photo inside the garage because it's not my garage i just put a sandwich in front of the first garage i saw but yOU ARE MISSING THE POINT IT WAS ON THE GROUND. FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG.

and her brothers are PHINEAS AND FERB.

therefore it is of my opinion that candace is Not allowed to be mad at them for the invasion of her large intestine, because SHE ate an unattended sandwich off the FLOOR. thank you for coming to my ted talk, your honor.

pftones3482

I fully support your interpretation of this but hang on back up

What do you mean that's not your garage?

OP out here in the wild just putting a plate with a grilled cheese sandwich down in front of random people's houses for a Tumblr post

baka-monarch

Op better not be mad when the homeowner comes and eats their grilled cheese sandwich off the ground

phineas-and-herb

i can't even really defend myself here because i literally did eat that grilled cheese after i took this picture and that plate was on the ground for easily the same amount of time that isabella's plated grilled cheese was on the ground for BUT to be fair i never took my eyes off that grillt cheese so i knew for a fact there were no little boys in miniture submarines in my cheese. but like yeah

kiiamn

How would you know? There could have been little boys in miniature submarines already on the floor, that moved onto your sandwich while you took that picture! Little boys in miniature submarines are an ever present risk.