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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Keni
will byers stan first human second
taylor price
art blog(derogatory)
trying on a metaphor

pixel skylines
Cosmic Funnies
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Not today Justin
i don't do bad sauce passes
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
DEAR READER
noise dept.
dirt enthusiast

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Kiana Khansmith
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mad scientist ethics board that makes sure that a project is sufficiently unethical before providing funding
sometimes you get a normal scientist trying to apply with a regular invention that just has a puppy shredder attached to it with hot glue or sticky tape
you'd think they'd be disqualified for that, but trying to cheat the system to get research funding actually adds a lot of unethical points
memorial twin towers themed bong. with two chambers, so you and a buddy can both hit at the same time. theres a plane themed downstem. and when the smoke comes out the mouthpiece it’s like the towers are really getting hit right in front of you.
go ahead. do it. hit the twin towers.
I present to you a drama, comedy, horror. This story killed me three times.
raidcore
Once on IMDB I saw a “goof” which was that during a scene set in India(?), the light flicker was at the wrong frequency (in hertz). I wish I knew what movie it was to show you guys, I want to say it was some Marvel shit.
I always wondered how this person knew that. Was there an amazing Indian electrician who just instinctively felt the flicker rate was off? Did they go frame by frame and count the flickers per second?
I wanna say that was Tenet?
It was The Bourne Supremacy @garbage-empress
holy fuck
*punching propane tank in a video game*
“no way! I fill these for a living.”
accidentally ran into the literal coolest person on this earth
superpizzaman.com
I don’t know anything about ace attorney
You seem to know everything
iconic post
Fave new twitter thread
whatever souls are made of, yours and mine are the same (insult)
mirror traps by hera lindsay bird
fault lines, the mountain goats
[ID: tumblr tag that reads: this is the poetic version of i think i can make him worse
/end ID]
you would undo God's punishment?
Yasmine Wüster
ID: a four-panel comic drawn in shades of black, white, and blue-green. the text reads “being the odd one out / became unbearable / so I became just / what they feared.” the first panel shows a sheep with a black face and legs standing apart from other, pure white sheep. panels 2 and 3 illustrate a transformation sequence in which the black sheep gradually discards the fluffy white wool covering its body. In panel 4, the animal is revealed to have turned into a black wolf, eyes glowing faintly, teeth bared, with only a few scraps of white wool and some spatterings of blood clinging to its body still.
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“I’m afraid it’s over, doctor. We’ve seen through your sinister plot.”
“It’s not a plot, you uneducated fool – it’s a scheme.”
“I beg your pardon?”
“A plot is defined by political intrigue as a central feature, whereas a scheme is defined by its complexity. You can have a straightforward plot or an apolitical scheme, but not vice versa. This is a scheme.“
“I thought if it was complex it’s a machination.”
“No, it’s a machination if it’s artful. I’ve never much cared for artfulness; for example, this conversation isn’t artful at all, yet it’s kept you occupied long enough for the next phase of my scheme to come into play – just as I’d planned!”
“Your scheme depended on me not knowing what a scheme is?”
“Wheels within wheels, old friend.”
Do you ever fear that you’ll run out of ideas one day?
You’re asking me whether I’m concerned that the English language will one day run out of things to be pedantic about.
*about which to be pedantic
The “rule” that an English sentence may not end in a preposition was invented by uptight grammarians in the 17th Century out of a misguided belief that English syntax ought to more closely resemble that of Latin. In reality, preposition stranding is a common feature of the Germanic language family, and its putative prohibition in standard English is both anomalous and ahistorical.
i love the look of charcoal drawings its a shame drawing with charcoal is one of the worst sensory experiences known to mankind
look at this loser who can't even telekinetically manipulate charcoal like the rest of us
shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
I had some intense autism moments during the charcoal portion of my college art classes
these girls are the only ones who get it they are the only TRUE influencers... no 1 else matches up
their clothes are always insanely nice and well put together sometimes they even match like here their makeup is always so cute they're always making cute little drinks directly in the mcdonald's dining area and everyone is always SO MAD at them in the comments but they're literally just sitting there quietly and being #REAL. you never know that the girl making the drink is going to pull out next she just brings the entire fridge and glasses from home. open liquor not even hiding it. not one facial expression is ever pulled. they're some of the last cool people on earth i think.
taking my pet bacterium to the vet (broken flagella) and they put him under a microscope to put a tiny cone on him
ok guys i finally made it... i'm in the big leagues now. so im hosting a giveaway.
a whole bunch of cigarettes i picked up off the ground (various brands, the odd long one, some of them got wet but i dried them indoors)
this gorgeous horse print fleece blanket i scammed from society6 by pretending it never arrived so they would give me a refund
so many acorns i also picked up off the ground in a park
100 grams of phenibut i also scammed from online (brand new unopened)
shroom edibles i bought with welfare money because i don't think it's right to scam from small businesses (i ate one of the squares but i snapped it off, i didn't bite it with my teeth.)
antique boar spear i also scammed from someone on ebay (they were asking way too much for it)
rules: must be following me, 18+, north america residents only. reblog to enter, you can reblog as many times as you'd like but you can't reblog it to a side blog or your entry will be disqualified. thanks guys