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quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.
Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point
if you suck on her tits hard enough she'll lactate eventually. i promise. you just have to keep trying.
you will probably not look like a skinny white anime girl when you transition you will likely look like someone's mom and you need to realize how swag this is
I saw a picture of my mom last week and did a double take because we both realized how similar we look. skinny white anime girls are not real women but your mom is. I promise you look like a real woman
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please stop insulting the princess as you bite and grope her you're starting to teach her funny ideas of what constitutes flirting.,.,...
the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men
this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men
to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men
im singlehandedly destroying every mans mental health by telling women its ok to not date them
Get an older, experienced t-girl to teach you about all the fun new erogenous zones that estrogen has you growing. Let her push the buttons you didn't know you had, show you what a perfect toy you're becoming.
Call that an edu-molestation.
it's sad to me that cis people never apply their "loved one with a wanted-pregnancy" script to medical transition. like cis people often indicate they don't know how to react to hearing about medical transition, but a huge portion of that social script is directly applicable.
tell someone "congratulations!" tell them "I'm so happy for you. I know you've been trying for a really long time." ask them "do you need help with anything?" throw them a party with loved ones where you all give them some gifts in acknowledgement of how expensive it is. celebrate how far along they are. take photos with them so they have a record of being loved while their body changes. allow them to voice fears and doubts and anxieties about how it'll go, and reassure them that they'll get through the intense medical procedure coming up & you'll be there for support no matter what. let them tell you about the gross parts and laugh together. really listen to them when they talk about how amazing and profound it is that the human body can do this. share in their excitement for beginning a new stage of their life.
If there are complications, comfort them and help them navigate what's next. If they lose access suddenly due to finances or criminalization, treat it like a miscarriage and hold them while they grieve.
girl thighs are literally so good. You can just like, put your face in between them and suddenly the whole world is quiet and soft and warm and smells like girl. 10/10.
And if the girl starts stimming you get to experience the thing where the pressure in your ears goes up and down and it makes the world all gooey and fun and actually is that normal hang on let me google it real quick
it says I'm autistic
"Why do you talk so much about being intersex?"
Over 90% of parents of visibly intersex children opt for cosmetic surgery on their infants.
The ones that don't experience medical violence then, likely experience it as a teenager.
I didn't.
I am very rare in that I did not experience medical violence.
Why? Because I learned what intersexuality was as a young age, and I actively fought against what doctors wanted to do to me. All the way down to legal research on what medical care minors can be forced into. I remember walking into that doctor's appointment with the state law written down that proved that if I did not consent they could not do surgery.
That is why intersex activism is important. It saved me and it will save more.
It's a shame that porn games and sim games don't have a lot of present overlap, because I feel like "horny mechsplo game where you have to actually win the fights to get to the sexy bits and it's one of those hyper-detailed 1990s era mech piloting sims that uses every single key on the keyboard" would do numbers with a very particular audience.
Sometimes I will see a post on youtube about re:zero and get reminded via blunt force trauma that the majority of the re:zero fanbase is in fact not a collective of queers like myself who (correctly) see Re:Zero as a show with a trans female protagonist so deep in the closet that it just at first seems like it's a guy.
Some people genuinely think Natsuki "Dropped out of high-school because he went as a girl for literally no fucking reason and got outed on day 3 which sent him spiralling" Subaru is a totally normal heterosexual man and it baffles me
So! It seems like I underestimated how many people knew about all this!
I originally said this as a funny joke but it turns out! This is genuinely an unknown fact. So let me tell you, Natsuki Subaru is the single biggest egg in all of anime and it's not even close, nor is it subtle.
Other things that has been shown or revealed about Natsuki "Totally Cis" Subaru either mentioned off hand or directly stated by her- I mean, him:
- Natsuki Subaru invented a female persona of himself named Natsumi Schwartz, who is a self confident, flirty female version of himself.
- Said Female Persona is directly stated to be his Idealised Self, this happens in the main story and is not side content, he straight up says that it's everything he wants to be and when he embodies it he feels better about himself.
- On at least three separate occasions in the story, when confronted with a need to disguise himself as someone else, Natsuki Subaru's first instinct has been to immediately dress up as a woman and he will endlessly justify it to both the people around him and himself endlessly.
- Natsuki Subaru is canonically REALLY FUCKING GOOD at Make-up and it's called into note a few times
- After his voice outed him in his female highschool debut and after an incident where he needed help from Puck to make his voice sound like a girls so he could pretend to be a rich princess (FOR NO LEGITIMATE FUCKING REASON), he canonically spends like an entire year doing voice training until he can do a convincing feminine voice. Which he can.
- The reason why he knows how to sew so well in season 1 is because of his past experiences with sewing and wearing Women's Clothes.
- One of the times he disguises himself as Natsumi, Natsuki Subaru dressed up not only himself, but also two other men and forced them into dresses and make-up to disguise them as well, this is not played in a transmisogynistic way of "ew, boys in dresses" but in a way of "Natsuki Fucking Subaru, Why Are You So Fucking Good At This and also Why Are You Suggesting This So Hard"
- After said disguise was no longer necessary, every other guy immediately returned to their normal clothes. Subaru on the other hand, continued to wear it despite every single person in the fucking cast at the time continually questioning him, to which he responds that he'll get around to it eventually.
- HE DOESN'T GET AROUND TO IT, HE MAKES UP A NEW EXCUSE TO KEEP BEING NATSUMI INSTEAD
- he also becomes a massive flirt to men in a way that feels slightly too genuine when dressed up as a woman, which isn't really relevant but it's super funny to me. Not escaping the bisexual allegations.
In addition to all of this, Tappei, the author of Re:Zero, once stated that Reinhard has Subaru beat in every single skill except for one, that skill is: Being a woman.
That's my girl right there.
UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"
Woman murders man in broad daylight
beautiful like to reblog ratio on this
That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao
i feel strongly about this
Hey, unpopular opinion, apparently. But people don’t just “have pain for no reason” doctors say this all the time (especially to women and chronically ill people) and the truth is, Thats literally not possible. Even if your pains are psychosomatic (a word I hesitate to even use because of the way its used so often) there is a reason you are having those pains whether its mental illness, abuse, etc. If your doctor consistently tells you that “well some people just have pain for no reason” get a new doctor. That’s a doctor who is not going to give a shit what your actual symptoms or experiences are.
I just wanna add to clarify the psychosomatic thing.
That word DOES NOT MEAN you’re making it up. It doesn’t mean you’re imagining the symptom. What it means is that the symptom ISN’T DIRECTLY CAUSED BY ANY OF THE THINGS THAT WOULD NORMALLY CAUSE IT.
I fought to get a PCOS diagnosis for 2 and a half years. For the ENTIRE time I was fighting, I was dealing with 3 cysts that were not going away by themselves and eventually required surgery to remove. At one point close to the end of the battle, I suddenly went blind. I was visiting my parents and was standing on the veranda looking out over the tree we had planted in memory of my dog and suddenly I got one of the shooting pains that I was quite frankly used to at that point and my vision started to go dark. It was like the sun was setting while being completely hidden behind storm clouds but it was 2pm in the middle of Summer on a clear day. Within about 30 seconds I couldn’t see ANYTHING. I was 27 years old and I was screaming for my mother.
My mum raced me to her doctor (he was a 15 minute drive away as opposed to 45 minutes to the nearest hospital) and he quickly worked out that there was nothing wrong with my eyes and what had happened was totally unrelated to them. Then he said it was psychosomatic and I freaked out, yelling that I was NOT making this up and I definitely wasn’t imagining it. Very quickly he calmed me down and said he believed me and I had misunderstood. He explained that whatever was going on with my abdominal pains (he suggested PCOS which I hadn’t even heard of at that point) had been ignored for so long that my body was starting to do things other than the normal pain response to try to draw my attention to the problem. My sight going was my body basically jumping around in front of me going “HEY ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME HELLLOOOOOOO??????”
He gave me some prescription strength painkillers and my sight started to come back as soon as they started to kick in. About 45 minutes after it started I could see well enough to walk around without help and within a day and a half I was back to normal. On top of that I finally had a scan booked to figure out what the hell was causing all the pain.
Psychosomatic symptoms are NOT imagined or fabricated or happening for “no reason”. Experiencing them DOES NOT make you a liar. It makes you someone who has been battling with something serious for so long that your own body has started to get impatient with you.
I completely agree. Thank you for sharing this.
Psychosomatic symptoms are literally your body flipping random alarm switches just to get any alarm blaring because you’ve been ignoring the regular ones
I don't want to insinuate that the "living forever would be awful and we should never do it" people are arguing in bad faith or know that they're wrong.
But it sure is Something that every single argument they make is based on misunderstanding their opposition as saying shit that no human would ever say. Like every single argument is just monkeys paw shit, malicious misunderstandings to twist something cool into something that sucks.
Like, you say that it would be cool if we could develop the technology to live forever
And they'll say that that would suck actually because you'd just be stuck in an aging decaying body with every single part failing but totally unable to die
And you explain that what the fuck, that's obviously not what anyone means when they say that and also not a thing we could reasonably develop the technology to do anyway. And the actual thing you're proposing, and that is the subject of research right now is technology to stop or reverse the aging process.
And they say that they just misunderstood, and clearly your real opinion is that you want to look young and hot forever, which is an entirely different thing and also the most reasonable thing to be a second guess but not a first.
And you explain that no actually the visual appearance of being old is not anywhere near as much of a concern as the degenerative effects it has on the body. The issue is the heart failure and the cancer and the alzheimers and failing joints and needing mobility aids and watching as the people you love wither away and die. And that the fact that we have a promising lead on how to prevent this means we have a moral imperative to do so.
And they say that they're still not convinced. Sure it sounds nice to live forever when you're young, but around year 500 you'd start to get bored and wouldn't know what to do with yourself. And you know that's true because there's a TV show about it.
And you have flashbacks to every conservative who goes red in the face at the suggestion of reasonable public transit and walkable neighborhoods, and very clearly, for some reason, thinks that "people do not have to use a car if they do not want to" necessarily means "your car will be taken away from you by force and you will walk and take the bus with minorities and be forcefemmed and whatever else goes on in the minds of conservatives"
And you try to figure out how to explain that there is literally no immortality enforcement mechanism that could exist where the enforcement mechanism would not be the issue, as it would be literal torture and would be precisely as much of a problem if applied to people who would die. And that "humans can live forever" does not mean "you will not be allowed to die." And that you believe in the right to choose death just as much as you believe in the right to refuse it.
And you decide it's not worth it because you cannot get someone to understand something they're determined to never ever understand. And you go to make a post on tumblr about it instead.
I once went to a girl's house with the intent of playing games but was so exhausted I instead fell asleep in her lap for two hours while she pet my head
Yayy!
