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cant find my TV remote. it better not be where i think it is.
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I dont like math puns
But I will make one if I half two.
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car tips for the uninitiated
if you have a car in your possession and youre its primary operator and caretaker, here are some things you should know:
DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE. PEOPLE LOVE YOU. ASSUME EVERYONE ON THE ROAD IS OUT TO KILL YOU. PAY ATTENTION. DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE. we can all tell when youre doing it and its super annoying.
check the oil. check the oil check the oil check the oil. your engine has a dipstick that you pull out to check. park your car on level ground and shut it off. pull the tab of the dipstick out, wipe it off with a rag, stick it back in and pull it out again. the level should be above the first dot/line. have an oil change (drain the old oil, replace the filter, refill with new oil) either every 3 months or every 4-6k miles, whichever comes first.
the oil type your car takes should be listed either on its oil refill cap or on a sticker under the hood. if its not listed, ask your mechanic or the auto parts store cashier. be careful when looking it up online because AI answers WILL mislead you. do not mix oil types in your engine. try to maintain the same class of oil (i use high mileage synthetic blend 5w-30, for example. this means i will always use synthetic blend oil.)
do not overfill or underfill your oil. add a little bit at a time, like half a quart, and then check the dipstick again. do not put any fluids in any areas that are not specified by their caps. never put water in your fuel tank.
pay attention to the dashboard lights. do not ignore a check engine light. you can have these codes read for Free at an auto parts store, just ask the cashier nicely if they can check it out for you. they will plug a code reader into your dashboard and tell you what it says. this might clear the code, so make note of it and have it addressed with a trusted mechanic.
try not to let your fuel level get completely empty. this risks letting air gaps into the system or sucking up sediment that might be in the bottom of your tank. you cannot always trust the fuel gauge on your dashboard, especially in an older car. try to pay attention to how much mileage you can get out of a single tank before it gets to below a quarter full.
the size of your car's gas tank does not mean how much gas you will have to get every time. for example, my 99 Corolla had an 11 gallon tank, but i never filled up more than about 9 gallons at a time before the needle was edging close to E.
check your car's battery on occasion. make sure the connections are clean and free of leaky battery acid or dirt. disconnect the battery before working with ANY of your car's wiring, like when installing a new radio or speakers.
check to make sure your tires are uniform and treaded. the treads should rise at least 3 mm above the tire (you should be able to put a penny between them and block abe lincolns chin). do not use winter tires all year round. do not continue driving on any tire that is bulging, bald, leaking, or flat.
pay attention to the sounds your car makes. drive without music on, drive with the windows down occasionally to listen closely. does it whine when you press the gas? (power steering lines) does the back end squeak or thunk when you go over speed bumps? (struts, control arms, shocks) does something make a high pitched squeal when you start the car, or when you turn out of a parking space? (belts) do you hear a whirring sound when you get around 30 mph, almost like a plane taking off? (wheel bearing and holy shit if you hear that sound drive Slowly to a mechanic IMMEDIATELY if your wheel bearing is worn that means your wheel is About to fall off)
pay attention to the feelings of driving. is the brake pedal really squishy, or really responsive? does your speed plateau when you press the gas all the way down? does the car jump or rock when it shifts? do you have to turn the wheel a lot, or a little, around residential turns? the more familiar you are with the feeling of an average day the more youll notice when something becomes Different
Avoid "Quick Lube" places, like the gas station, Jiffy Lube, Firestone, etc. theyre generally fine in a pinch but if you want to keep your car for a long time, try to find a local mechanic you really trust. they will often have access to higher quality parts and more observant employees.
be aware of mechanic scams. an oil change shouldnt cost more than 90-100$, depending on the size of the engine. there is no such thing as headlight fluid. you shouldnt need a new air filter more than once every few years unless you live somewhere really sandy. look up reviews for the business online and see if anyone complains about being charged extra for unnecessary repairs. keep your own log of repairs done on your car so you can backtrack and see what you have already had done, or if the last guy screwed something up.
tire pressure will change with the weather. when it gets really hot outside, the air in your tires will expand, so its okay to let some air out as long as you stay within the recommended pressure for your car. you can find these numbers in the user manual or on stickers on the hood/door. you can refill your tires for a couple dollars at a gas station air pump. keep an air pressure gauge in your car. its the little silver pen-looking thing with the diagonal gasket on the end. try not to lose the caps to the valves on the wheels.
have your tires rotated occasionally. the recommended schedule comes with the tires, but every 6-10k miles is average. you can have it done at the same time as an oil change or every 6 months. your mechanic or tire technician should know the appropriate rotation pattern based on the orientation of your car; front wheel drive and all wheel drive have different rotation patterns. this is to make sure your tires wear down at the same rates and to prevent blowouts.
keep a safety kit in a tub in the trunk of your car. this can include things like emergency flares, reflective triangles, blankets, flashlight + batteries, shelf-stable snacks, water, plastic tubing, matches/lighter, a funnel, a glass breaker, tire leak stopper/plug sealer, spare headlight bulbs, screwdrivers (philips and flatheads), and a ratcheting socket wrench (include sockets sized for things in the engine, like your battery connection points). you never know when you will need these things. make sure the spare tire is where it needs to be, its inflated properly, the wheel will fit the car, and you have a provided jack and tire iron. always loosen/tighten bolts on opposite ends of each other, never clockwise/counterclockwise.
DO NOT store a full gas can in your trunk or anywhere else in the car. for short periods, like a road trip, its not a terrible idea. but make sure to remove it before it overheats back there and bursts or leaks. the same goes for water bottles in the car- replace the water bottle in your emergency kit every year or so.
you CAN change a tire. i believe in you! before driving any long distances, practice changing a tire from the main to the spare and back. try not to drive with the spare for any longer than it takes to get your car to a tire shop.
DONT TEXT AND DRIVE.
obviously these are subject to change based on what kind of car you have and how old it is. the bigger your car is, the more dangerous it is to you and everyone around you, so be extra careful. cars are sensitive, precision machines that require many fluids and all the attention in the world for the sake of their longevity and for your safety.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. We need a "This is absolutely NOT mature content" feedback button on posts. You can report a post as missing a community label. We should also be able to report posts as having a community label when they dont fucking need one.
Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from
That and the monkey barrrsssss
maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them
starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost
At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again
being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years
what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past ‘dresses are for women and pants are for men.’ i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we’ve made
“We’re in danger of losing what the entire second wave of feminism, what the entire second wave of women’s liberation was built on, and that was ‘Biology is not destiny’. ‘One is not born a woman,’ Simone de Beauvoir said, ‘one becomes one’. Now there’s some place where transsexual women and other women intersect. Biological determinism has been used for centuries as a weapon against women, in order to justify a second-class and oppressed status. How on Earth, then, are you going to pick up the weapon of biological determinism and use it to liberate yourself? It’s a reactionary tool.”
— Quote by Leslie Feinberg, from TransSisters: The Journal of Transsexual Feminism, issue 7, volume 1. 1995.
I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized
Always great when this is the thumbnail of the weeks forecast
I just followed you but now that you said you think Spider-Man is bi I think I gotta unfollow sorry
this is so funny what did you expect me to say. did u not read my url when u followed
peter parker is spider-man????
One of the first books I read in English as a kid, maybe 1 year after I started learning English, was a booklet with a title like, How to Have a Great Time at Summer Camp. I don’t remember the exact title and I know I only picked it up because the other books in English in my school’s library looked way beyond my level, stuff like Austen and Dickens. The summer camp booklet didn’t look too interesting but it was small with simple sentences. I ended up being fascinated with it because it was the most American thing I had ever got my hands on and it felt impossibly exotic
all the kids had cool American names like Jill and Mike. One of them at one point talked about the “chipmunks” in the woods near the camp, a mysterious word that didn’t exist in my tiny English dictionary, and for some reason I pictured them as scrawny wolves. I had read Little House on the Prairie so I knew wolves were a major concern for Americans
camp “counsellors” were often mentioned, and my pocket English dictionary only defined that word as “psychologue”. I thought it was weird how American summer camps had dozens of psychologists roaming the premises, one for every 5 to 10 kids. That felt like a lot of psychologists
I had no idea that the word “pet” could mean “favourite”. When the booklet said one kid might become “the camp counsellor’s pet”, my dictionary helpfully led me to believe it meant that a psychologist would pick one unfortunate kid to be his domestic animal for the summer. Slightly disturbing. I moved on
the kids slept in “bunks” and my stupid dictionary only defined this word as “couche”. Which is not wrong, but we would probably say couchette instead, or better yet lits superposés, and couche is also our word for diaper so you can see why I continued being deeply intrigued by every new detail I learnt in this booklet. American kids are excited about camp because they get to sleep in diapers
I had never encountered the word “baseball” before but managed to guess it was some kind of sport, but when the booklet mentioned the “baseball diamond” (in the context of a kid saying the baseball diamond was big) I of course assumed it was an actual diamond that you could win if you won a game of baseball at camp. For some reason I had a debate with a classmate over the plausibility of this. I say for some reason because I didn’t really question the diapers or the wolves or the psychologists with their human pets. A diamond though? Doubt. I just remember that we were queueing up for lunch and I was like “What do you think?” and my friend said hesitantly, “Maybe if it’s a small diamond?” and I insisted “No! The book says it’s big!”
among the basic items the book said every kid should bring to camp were “batteries”. I didn’t bother looking up that word in my dictionary seeing as it’s the same in French. I didn’t know it was a false friend, and I was impressed to learn that most American kids own a drum set and bring it to camp as an essential item
on the same page, in the list of things every kid should put in their suitcase for summer camp, another item was “comic books”. I wasn’t sure what those were since in French we call them BD, but basing myself on the word “comic” I assumed they were books of jokes and puns. I loved learning that in the US all kids bring humour anthologies to summer camp, presumably because they worry about running out of funny things to say. I thought American kids sounded nervous and sweet. But also really cool, because of all the drums
(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN
So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.
So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.
She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.
He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...
"Oh you have a dick?"
"... yeah."
He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says
"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"
And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.
My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"
I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.
"Man its too bad that im straight since I've got like no gag reflex and all."
"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."
"My god... everything's coming up Jason."
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