You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.

thanks for visiting! :)

[markovchaingang]

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

[literallymechanical]

Rocket scientists who leave the rocket industry keep thinking everything is a rocket and it's kind of adorable

[literallymechanical]

"We can honeycomb this to reduce the weight" sweetie no that's going to be twice as expensive to manufacture and we are not launching it anywhere.

[literallymechanical]

"If we use titanium instead of steel we'll save a bunch of weight" baby you need to stop worrying so much about your weight! And maybe worry more about what happens to titanium when you expose it to deuterium plasma.

[charyou-tree]

[oseberg-shipper]

One of the things I love about watching people make art on the internet is clocking the way they use the tools they know. The way a nail artist makes miniatures is completely different than the way a polymer clay artist does the same thing. How a whittler and a painter approach printmaking.

Consider the ways in which you are a rocket engineer.

[bunchashapes]

Mike, you gotta drop that cookie recipe sometime soon, man. I'm itching to bake something this week.

2 1/2 CUP FLOUR 3/4 CUP SUGAR

[theafternoontiger]

Visit Original Link

[laralaralara]

i’m gonna make it through this year if it kills me

[himitsusentaiblog]

One of Santa’s little known powers is his AT Field, which prevents him from taking damage from Conventional, Nuclear, Chemical or Biological attack. 

[orphetoon]

to escape limbo you have to beat winnie the pooh's home run derby

[ryan-sometimes]

Paramore was right. Hard times

[mypoorcanary]

hell yeah

[grenadineghost]

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[imsoshive]

[mycoins]

the roach fall on her head and she doesn’t notice

[gothic-little-caesars]

u feel ur heartbeat slow and the world seems somehow far away. u hear a distant bell as tho it is calling u home. silently u expire

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[nonporous]

[transfer2venus]

I've been trying to better understand poetry (I only ever really interfaced with it in high school english) and bought a pocket collection of Emily Dickinson on a whim. It is perhaps not surprising that the poetry is very good. I have been trying to memorize a few poems as I read through, and I've now been thinking a lot about "Hope is the thing with feathers". I think I had heard the first stanza at least before, but the last stanza:

I've heard it in the chillest land – And on the strangest Sea Yet, never, in Extremity, It asked a crumb – of Me.

Is kind of bowling me over right now.

[rylandsgrace]

The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

[slugbus]

autumn/winter affirmations:

7 p.m. is not late

your day is not over at 7 p.m.

you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark

7 p.m. is so early

[brucebocchi]

perfect headline. no notes

[brucebocchi]

LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!

[trappedinavelociraptor]

[hermit-gunsmith]

They left the best one off