men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers
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men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers
Rocket scientists who leave the rocket industry keep thinking everything is a rocket and it's kind of adorable
"We can honeycomb this to reduce the weight" sweetie no that's going to be twice as expensive to manufacture and we are not launching it anywhere.
"If we use titanium instead of steel we'll save a bunch of weight" baby you need to stop worrying so much about your weight! And maybe worry more about what happens to titanium when you expose it to deuterium plasma.
One of the things I love about watching people make art on the internet is clocking the way they use the tools they know. The way a nail artist makes miniatures is completely different than the way a polymer clay artist does the same thing. How a whittler and a painter approach printmaking.
Consider the ways in which you are a rocket engineer.
Mike, you gotta drop that cookie recipe sometime soon, man. I'm itching to bake something this week.
2 1/2 CUP FLOUR 3/4 CUP SUGAR
i’m gonna make it through this year if it kills me
One of Santa’s little known powers is his AT Field, which prevents him from taking damage from Conventional, Nuclear, Chemical or Biological attack.
to escape limbo you have to beat winnie the pooh's home run derby
Paramore was right. Hard times
hell yeah
this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler
not really sure how to get her out though
the roach fall on her head and she doesn’t notice
u feel ur heartbeat slow and the world seems somehow far away. u hear a distant bell as tho it is calling u home. silently u expire
Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.
that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?
hey anon
please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation
I've been trying to better understand poetry (I only ever really interfaced with it in high school english) and bought a pocket collection of Emily Dickinson on a whim. It is perhaps not surprising that the poetry is very good. I have been trying to memorize a few poems as I read through, and I've now been thinking a lot about "Hope is the thing with feathers". I think I had heard the first stanza at least before, but the last stanza:
I've heard it in the chillest land – And on the strangest Sea Yet, never, in Extremity, It asked a crumb – of Me.
Is kind of bowling me over right now.
The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner
autumn/winter affirmations:
7 p.m. is not late
your day is not over at 7 p.m.
you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark
7 p.m. is so early
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LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!
They left the best one off