local galvantula stan

gay | nonbinary | they/it | hostile

[transgalvantula]

the day jean or scott get added to rivals is going to be the first day of the rest of my life

[transgalvantula]

the monkey's paw curls as they make jean a strategist

[transgalvantula]

EAT SHIT MONKEY'S PAW YOU'RE NOTHING TO ME

[tgatbc]

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

[goofstep]

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

[throughfearandtrembling-deactiv]

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

[goofstep]

im nice…..

[junglejim4322]

He’s literally nice

[johnnysmissingass-deactivated20]

😭😭😭

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

793.85

card tricks

[kaida427]

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

[kaida427]

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

179.92

forgiveness

[8nin]

sometimes u gotta be like “ okay ” & leave that shit alone

[stlamb]

edward kienholz and nancy reddin kienholz, in the infield was patty peccavi, 1981

[gyrovagi]

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

[defendglobe]

saw someone use the phrase "doomed queerplatonic situationship" to describe grace and stratt and now i can't get that out of my head

[luna-azzurra]

Real thing that changed how i write: I started asking "what does this character think is wrong with them" and separately "what is actually wrong with them." Those two things are almost never the same. She thinks she's too much. She's actually terrified of being too little. He thinks he's bad at commitment. He's actually just never met someone he trusted enough. The gap between their diagnosis of themselves and the real thing, that's your character arc right there. you don't have to explain it. just write both.

[auckie]

Calling any object I dislike debris regardless of size or purpose

[haunted-skitty-doll]

Every time I open a door and someone is visibly yet distantly behind me I cackle with sadistic amusement before holding it open. Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Run to me like the little gerbil you are

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

hey

[rcktpwr]

not in the mood today quincy

[c3po]

seriously.. read the mood quincy

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

sorry guys

[froglucose]

Pokemon day yippee \o/ I love combining interests together

[herheim731]

Raenys

[herheim731]

Virginia & Knights of the Rose

[herheim731]

Elgor