Transing Genders all the time

Thunder, pronouns are they/he. I'm a strange little elf. River is my guard wolf/apprentice. Member of @thequeerwizardcouncil. (mod is 23)

[transgender-wizard]

I CAST TRANS GENDER ON YOU

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

Top Surgery

Bottom Surgery

Witch Encounters (one per century)

Killed By Greg

Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

[random-meme-bot]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Oh for Gandalf's Big Naturals- Fine! 😡

Dental (✨ New! ✨) (first 1,000 teeth ONLY)

[fallenangelvictorious]

Obsessed with these tags, you are so right bestie

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Well *I* think it’s pretty rude of *you* to be immune to poison damage

[threedollarsdotcom]

youre just jealous because you didnt get trapped in a dark and twisted maze by the evil wizard. and yes shes likes women

[moldavite]

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

[haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

Wizardry by Mike Riiven

[gobusto]

saw someone mix up "abysmal" and "abyssal" today, so as a reminder:

her skills are abysmal = she is unskilled

her skills are abyssal = her abilities draw upon the forbidden power of the dark void

[evilwizard]

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

[galactic-mayhem]

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

[evilwizard]

<|:^)

[evilwizard]

say no more

[lonestatus]

how to manipulate people into talking to you

tips for making friends when you are evil

how to hide the darkness in your heart from potential friends

how to be normal

how to say hi without becoming an abuser

[catchymemes]

[alphabetizing-posts]

and are happy now Poof! u untired very

[gavamont]

The most important part of tapping into raw and unfettered arcane power is to have fun and be yourself. 😌

[swadloom]

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

[bunniope]

a blood moon rises over vatican city

[bunniope]

bad ass werewolf cardinals are running amok

[nem23]

[the-gnomish-bastard]

May the 4th be with you.

…What? Star Wars reference? The fuck are you on about? I’m referring to the arcane pipe bomb I mailed you. This is the 4th one cause WSPS keeps fucking up and losing my packages.

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away