Doomed Yaoi

Spn || Doctor Who || Utdr || Jjba || Csm || Soap operas + More [he/him]

[ceruleanheaven]

happy might jerk off it depends on if i feel i deserve it. i love me very much ill do any thing for me monday

[taffypointby]

🦋🎼🎵

[pattora]

Asgore get that twink NOW

[andshewas-mp4]

moisturize me

[beansfrombeans]

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

[3000s]

its just crazy how bad things can impact you

[3000s]

it shouldnt matter if bad things happened to me or not #tbh

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[itsoveranakin-ihavethehighground]

every day i think about the gay angel and the righteous man and every day i go a little more crazy

[songsbeforebed2022]

DUDE

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[jensenacklesbiggestgooner67]

It’s blasphemous to argue that Hannigram isn’t canon btw

[3000s]

[chiikeiwa]

we see the fit bro

[mirrorcrush]

Will's therapist has his hands literally inside someone's chest cavity and they're just... locking eyes?

The first time I saw this scene i really thought Will was beginning to suspect something but he was really just straight up eyefucking Hannibal.

Everyone knew Hannibal was a surgeon before this. Will wasn't suspicious cuz why would he be? That's just Dr. Lecter being a doctor doing doctor things.

They were literally having a moment. 

[amomentwiser]

Before I watched NBC's Hannibal I would see GIFs on Tumblr with subtitles like "I gave you a child, if you recall," and "Is your social worker in that horse?" and assume they were joke memes, like incorrect quotes or imagines for comedic effect. But every single time it turned out to be canon, and every single time I was flabbergasted to be proven wrong about the most batshit, "only an unhinged fanfic writer could have come up with this" level of lore.

The last straw was when people wouldn't stop going on about "slutty little Will Graham" and how he was practically asking for it and I thought, "I know we love our MLM ships on this here website but sometimes you guys just read too much into things. I know Hugh Dancy's handsome but it is simply physically impossible to 'seductively' lean against a ladder --

And then I saw it and was like, oh.

Wow. Boy was I wrong. Like he really just... did... that. Huh.

Ran his hands up and down the wood and everything. In a way that can only be described as stroking. Caressing.

And the heaving bosom? So unnecessary. Like, there's only so much I can defend.

And I had to accept that for once, even the thirstiest people in the fandom were not exaggerating. There really is no other explanation for this. They could announce Omegaverse to be canon in Season 4 and the plot of seasons 1-3 would still make sense with minimal changes. (He SCENTS the AIR whenever Will walks in, for fuck's sake.)

Having watched the show now, this is my formal apology for doubting you guys. Go forth and write your smut -- honestly it can't get worse than what they've already broadcast.

[mizuthe-cat]

cool and awesome people are supposedly calling me “my friend”

oh shittttt