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So lol when tumblr dies on March 29 2023 here's my twitter for yall
maybe you’re just a dickhead
the best part about making someone else’s post viral is not having to deal with the notes.
would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who listens to jazz
things to remember:
nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad
because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable
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Ok, so I can’t claim to have fought a jock who listens to jazz (I have fought a track kid who listens to trap and country tho) but I HAVE fought a buff nerd. The secret is to take him by surprise. Nerds have a lot of experience with tactic games such as D&D, so he knows how to leverage his strength against you. 9 times out of 10 when I’ve fought a buff nerd I lost - the moment he gets his hands around your wrists or his weight on top of you, it’s over. BUT! When I won, it was always by doing something unpredictable. My most decisive victory was made by making it look like I was backing off/gonna run away, then bull-rushing him and tackling him to the ground, using my own weight to pin him so he couldn’t get up. So there’s half the equation!
dude youre literally the jazz jock
A rufous hummingbird taking a pit stop on her way down to Mexico :)
BE NOT AFWAID
Some angels aren’t that good at taking human shape, but they do try their best to be friend shaped.
over on patreon Scyllarus asked for ‘Toy breed angels (like toy breed dogs, but with more eyes and wings)’, and Werejelly wanted ‘Living creatures that somehow incorporate things like pipecleaners, yarns old buttons and crafty things into their biology’.
i imagine these little buddies hang out with humans a lot. maybe they’ve been sent for some reason by a god with an overflowing craft drawer who’s really into kidcore, maybe they’re fallen angels who have found new forms of self expression and community among the humans as they literally craft their forms as they see fit. in any case, although they can probably be the size of a building if they want, they choose to be somewhere between the size of beanie baby or a pomeranian. perfect size to rest in the palm of your hand or settle on your lap if you sit still long enough.
every one of them absolutely bites though. Do Not Antagonize.
Interesting to me that lmao is thriving but rofl is critically endangered, perhaps even extinct in the wild
the secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you’ll need
the second secret to life is that fresh air warm sun and a cup of tea will make your problems small enough to start handling
the third secret to life is that violence sometimes really is the answer
This escalated at an appropriate speed.
my problem with making decisions is that decisions invite judgment and criticism and I cannot handle judgment or criticism. I want to do everything in secret and I don't want to know anyone's thoughts about it
why do people stan Loki when the ultimate anti-hero has been here the entire time
Bold of you to assume Doug Judy isn’t Loki
3500 years ago a bunch of people decided to build a tower to the sky and now I have to worry about keeping up my Duolingo streak
why would you blame the people reaching for heaven instead of the god who cursed them
add that one to the list, boys
You're right and you should say it
Maybe they should have sourced their building materials from someone not known for his substandard copper.
allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *removes green ribbon from my neck, screaming ensues*
stop being funnier than me in the notes of my own post
op of a viral tweet: “banger drop a follow and turn on notis 😘”
op of a viral tumblr post: “stop reblogging this and fuck off”
This was supposed to be
my garden prep week, and the weather and life somehow got in the way, and nothing went as planned. We had several thunderstorms, and suddenly, the Bluebird house had a leak that I spent a lot of time on to fix (I think I finally got it!). Now today after a big thunderstorm, the sun is out and I will continue to work the veggie garden so things can start to grow. Because of my constant back and forth in the yard, there wasn’t a lot of bird photos either. But here are two. A Hummingbird lady and a Grack that looks like I did today in the mirror at my new 44-year-old face. Have a great Saturday and weekend!
