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[blvnk-art]

‘Come on, Ginny’s not bad,’ said George fairly, sitting down next to Fred. ‘Actually, I dunno how she got so good, seeing how we never let her play with us.’ ‘She’s been breaking into your broom shed in the garden since the age of six and taking each of your brooms out in turn when you weren’t looking,’ said Hermione from behind her tottering pile of Ancient Rune books. 'Oh,’ said George, looking mildly impressed. 'Well, that’d explain it.' 

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Anything is possible if you’ve got enough nerve.

[instagram @potterbyblvnk] 

[blvnk-art]

Although the glasses were only around a foot away, there was something immensely satisfying about seeing them zoom towards him, at least until they poked him in the eye.

HP 7, ch: The Will of Albus Dumbledore

Happy Birthday, m’boy!

[cassiaallen]

Another set of notes that I’ve had on my phone forever - this is about how I imagine Dudley’s life could be like after the events of Deathly Hallows.

Enjoy!

Dudley Dursley Post-DH

-the Dursleys come out of hiding in late May

-with the help of Hestia Jones and Dedalus Diggle, they get their house back

-all are a bit shaken, but while Vernon gets over everything really quickly, Petunia and especially Dudley are permanently changed

-Vertunia still agree on their anti-magic sentiment though

-Dudley officially graduates from secondary school in 1999

-during his official last year, he becomes quiet and thoughtful

-Harry briefly visits just to check if he’s ok

-Dudley uses this opportunity to stay in touch with him

-a few months later, they have a deep conversation and Dudley finally learns everything his parents have done to Harry over the years and how he himself was complicit

-Dudley is horrified and apologises profusely

-his relationship with his father becomes distant

-he still has a good relationship with his mother though

-after graduation, Dudley works part-time at a restaurant/tea shop while studying Criminology & Criminal Justice

-he still loves boxing and becomes a substitute teacher at his local boxing school

-when he is 26 (in 2006), he meets a Squib named Eldora Steward [name to be possibly changed], who is related to the Ilvermony founder James Steward

-they get married in 2010 and Dudley takes her last name as he wants to severe ties with his family (especially his father)

-the pair move to Brighton

-he also started therapy when he was 20

-in January 2011, Daisy Eldora Steward is born (28.01.2011)

-in April 2015, Heather Dahlia Steward is born (25.04.2015)

-both children are magical

-Daisy is in Ravenclaw, Heather is in Gryffindor

[lenoreamidala]

wizarding schools, pt .1

[myadmiringmind]

Horned Serpent

Ilvermorny Masterlist

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(All photos found on Pinterest)

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Founded by Isalt Sayre

Favors Scholars

Represents the Mind

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How I see people in Horned Serpent

-People who want to know the why

-People whos mind is filled with many thoughts but don’t know how to express them

-The ones whose mind rages with endless possibilities

-The over thinkers

-The ones that want to know everything

-Not fans of surprises

-Hate being left in the dark

-Academic Validation>>>

-They enjoy being in the know

-Want to impress with others with their knowledge

-They stand still while their mind goes haywire

-Multiple thoughts at once, its overwhelming

-Love learning new things

-Enjoys hearing stories

-Puts a lot of thought into gifts (it stresses them out)

-Probably knows an uncomfortable amount of information about the people around them

-Observers

-Are interested in some sort of art; paintings, drawings, music, language, history, clothing, culture, ect. 

-Fans of the dark, but also….not

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[vampirecorleone]

“Only a person who wanted to find the Stone - find it, but not use it - would be able to get it. That is one of my more brilliant ideas. And between you and me, that is saying something.” | “There is no good and evil. There is only power, and those too weak to seek it.”

Harry Potter & The Sorcerer’s Stone (2001) dir. Chris Columbus

[xxplaugexx]

someone threw me into harry potter again and it’s got me thinking about blaise zambini’s twin sister that grew up in america.

her name’s probably something like scarlet

correlated but like not really

when their mom and dad separated blaise stayed with his mom in london and she went with her dad to new york

she saw blaise every christmas and new years (and he came to ny every random thursday in november after she begged her dad to celebrate thanksgiving cause she’d heard around school)

she went to ilvermorny cause obviously she did, this is hp fanfiction

she was a proud thunderbird before her dad decided that she needed to go back to london

now she’s at howarts, is with her brother as a slytherin with her brother

and has every slytherin boy wrapped around her finger

(and paying for her nails cause that shit’s expensive)

[madpirogue-deactivated20211005]

Harry Potter and co. headcanons I would die for:

Ronald Weasley has eyelashes from the gods and every girl in gryffindor is jealous

Draco Malfoy looks damn fine in high heels and Astoria agrees

Sirius Black showed up to Lily Potters babyshower in drag

Percy Weasley helped Oliver Wood study for his OWL and NEWTS

Hermione lets Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil do her makeup and braid her hair while she quizzes them for exams

Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson are as close as Sirius Black and James Potter were

The whole school thought Draco and Pansy were dating until Pansy kissed Millicent Bulstrode smack on the lips in sixth year in front of the entire great hall

The golden trio have so many bizarre inside jokes about the constant trouble they find themselves in and everyone is baffled

Nymphadora Tonks went an entire month with slytherin green hair once after she saw a firstie snake getting picked on

Remus Lupin got a septum piercing in fourth year but the next full moon transformation ruined it and now he’s got a slightly deformed nose forever

After Scorpius Malfoy and Albus Potter became friends so did their mothers

Hermione Granger has got the Thunder Thighs of Aphrodite

Sirius Black had an actual crush on Minerva McGonagall and the marauders teased him about it just as much as they teased James about Lily

Scorpius Malfoy loves Game of Thrones but he got extremely offended when Rose Granger compared him to a Lannister

Ginny Weasleys first kiss was Luna Lovegood but they were never romantically involved, Luna said ‘sometimes a kiss is just a kiss’ and Ginny found that nice

After Harry came out as bisexual he and Hermione would sometimes stay up and talk about boys and often Ron would join and they’d all sit and gossip

Once Hermione called Professor Flitwick dad and then she proceeded to slam her head down on the desk and say a very bad word

Luna Lovegood made Draco Malfoy a flower crown and charmed it so he couldn’t take it off because she thought he needed it

Ginny Weasley told Snape off for being a bully and she got detention for a month

Luna Lovegood proposed to Rolf Scamander without a ring because it was an impulsive decision so instead she gave him a radish on a string and he wore it to their wedding

Ginny Weasley was Luna Lovegoods maid of honour and vice versa

Hermione spoke at Lavender Browns funeral and she told everyone about the time Lavender dried her tears after the Yule ball and told her she was beautiful

Viktor Krum, Fleur Delacour and Harry Potter get together once a year and visit Cedric Diggorys grave

Teddy Lupin wore so much eyeliner

Hermione Granger gave all her notes from her OWLs to Ginny when she was in sixth year so Ginny could study off them

Minerva McGonagall is the reason first years aren’t allowed brooms

Professor Sprout was considerably less cheerful the year after Cedric died

Bellatrix Black used to babysit little Sirius Black and decided she hated children and never wanted any he was such a menace

After Harry was moved from under the stairs he became very claustrophobic so much he couldn’t be in broom closets to snog Ginny

Fred and George Weasley were bridesmaids at Ginnys wedding

Cho Chang became friends with a lot of the hufflepuffs from Cedrics year after his death and even Fleur and Viktor

James Potter cried more than Lily on his wedding day

Albus Severus Potter made a habit of visiting the portrait of Headmaster Snape every month or so

Arthur Weasley and Molly Prewett started dating in second year

Harry Potter called Molly Weasley ‘mum’ on multiple occasions and every time she would just smile as he apologised

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

Like how does he get away with half the shit he does like almost everyone there has taught him since he was 11 and they just see this 21 year old just walk back in like "Sup fuckers I'm a professor now by force better so you better start treating me like one."

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

7th years in the school are like probably "Didn't this fucker graduate 3 years ago?"

[maybeshesnaped]

Imagine being a fourth year who has done /said something to your classmate Snape and then in your 7th year he's your TEACHER

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

THAT'S LOCKHART THAT'S LITERALLY LOCKHART LIKE

1. He Went to School with Snape

2. Got taught by Snape

3. Became part of the Staff like Snape

And the Fact that he's acting like he knew shit about potions is hilarious cause you just got Snape in the corner like

"Listen here you little shit . I taught you. I've seen your test scores. I graded those shits and you coming in here talking about being able to come up with an antidote?...Sit down."

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

The more people reblog this the more shock I am that they didnt know Snape started teaching at like 21 and he's like 30 first book

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

People in the tags for the past week having been confused and going bananas so like we gonna forget about the movies. Because the movies got it all wrong

Snape is 31

Hagrid is 63

Professor Mcgonagall is 56

Lupin and Sirius and Peter (3rd movie/book) 33

Dumbledore is 112

Do what you will with this info fam

[bluthatesfabrikk]

You forgot Burbage. In the books, she's in her twenties.

[the-witches-son]

Bringing this back around, when Snape started teaching in Aug/September 1981, he was 21

In Aug/September 1981, Lockhart was 17 :')

[cokeworthprince]

lockhart, 17, never fucking learned how to read: actually professor ;-)

snape, professorially, as if he hasn’t just had his last growth spurt: on god, i’ll smack the shit out you. put—your hand—down.

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[danse-de-macabre]

@cokeworthcauldrons , your tags are fantastic

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

This post every so often comes by my dash and...wow

[ilvermornymascot]

I'm rewriting Ilvermorny and setting a completely self-indulgent story there but I'm having trouble with the houses. I'd like to keep them even though they're unheard of here in the US (afaik) but idk if I should keep only magical animals as the houses (ex. instead of Wampus House it's Dragon House, etc.) or should I name the houses after important people in American magical history? Not school founders, but whereas the Horned Serpent represents the mind and favors scholars, I could call the house the surname of the most renowned scholar in American magical history (ex. instead of Horned Serpent House it's Inkwood House after Irena Inkwood, author of many books and articles on the creation of spells and enchantments throughout her lifetime). So...

Creatures or People?

keep magical creatures

change to well-known people

Voting ended onOct 17, 2023

(if it sways your opinions, i plan to make up my own characters for the potential house namesakes as well as using either my own made-up creatures or ones that i won't be an asshole for using)

edit: in all honesty, i might just end up coming up with my own school and history behind it. at this point i may as well lol

[transguywizard]

If Snape had become an animagus what would he be? Obviously a bat is the obvious one, but any other ideas? Also what would you be if you could turn into an animagus?

If Snape had been an animagus, I think he'd have been a garden snake or some other small unassuming creature that people are typically afraid of but is generally harmless (spider, mouse, etc.)

If I were an animagus, I think I'd be some type of burrowing animal. Maybe a ferret or red fox; I like to be cozy and warm lol

[memeuplift]

[transguywizard]

do you guys think an animagus whose animal is a crow or parrot could still speak in a human language?

[transguywizard]

in this same vein, do you think an animagus who becomes a werewolf could still use their animagus form? would it change anything about it?

[queenhelenblackthorn]

A relevant thread

[blvnk-art]

"Remember when...?"

[socialistexan]

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

[rivendellrose]

High fives all around, friends. If we’ve accomplished nothing else today, we still have this.

[adampknave]

I feel the need to add this

[elemental-fa]

👁️👄👁️

After years i finally sat down and finished the first book, and immediately went “OK but how amazing would it be if  McGonagall raised Harry instead” So that is what I have been fixating on for the last couple of days thank you! Just imagine Little Harry running around Hogwarts making friends with people who actually attend classes! Being able to transfigure early on in his life because hello??  McGonagall?? Little Bambi running around :D Meeting Fred and George before he meets Ron :D!! ANYWAYS Expect more art of this!!

[elemental-fa]