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@transwarriorwoman
hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now
Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.
well. that one’s on me
what is this from
the titanic
I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS
For all who celebrate man’s hubris!
.
we're not going to make it
we will make it
it'll take too long to rebuild ourselves
we will make it
but what if we don't wake up in the morning
we will make it
i don't see a future with me in it
we will make it
we'll give up long before then
we will make it
im scared
i love you. we will make it
The votes on this post. Oh. A poem in poll form, interactive art, the fact we can see how the other people reading it felt. im. this is really good.
im gods weakest faggot
i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket
im gods most literate cat can i join
I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.
my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic
wobbuffet
What no one warned me about when I got into Discworld is that Terry Pratchett would completely ruin all my future footnote experiences. Now, whenever I read a book (even if it is an academic text!!) and see a superscripted number, my monkey brain makes my eyes drop to the bottom of the page asap, expecting a funny, poignant, memorable, and potentially life-altering little treat, and instead I get hit every time with the soul-crushing disappointment of McFarthy, G. et al. (1997)
3D printing has been an absolute boon to creative applications of free will
okayyy ^u^ yaaayyy!! *feels weird* *feels like an outsider* *feels like i made a mistake* *feels like people only pretend to like me* *feels like im in trouble*
fuck me all my friends have jobs which means they have no time to play toys with me and its fuycking ruining my life
fuck me i have a job which means i have no time to play with my friends and its ruining my life
The prophetic symbolism of your dreams is the ontological polar opposite of asking an AI program. The answers you get are not for the questions you meant to ask, the ways in which they are worded are absurd and incomprehensible, and they may seem like utter garbled nonsense, but they are never wrong.
what if I ask AI what my dreams mean, what then
Before you do that, I recommend asking your dreams what AI means.
Girl who latches on to everything so hard it leaves claw marks: I’m finally just letting go of everything you know
i drew them together
I love rat snakes they’re so cute and cuddly. Unfortunately, they want to get in your house and cuddle.
They love to live on your porch and deal with pests and be really chill and then sneak in when you least expect it. They’re trying so hard to be domesticated. Sorry bud, you’re so shiny and dark and beautiful but you’re an outside friend.
ratsnake perfec t for domestication put rat snake in House good friend to human very Companion and Friend have good time with ratsnake in house. Put Ratsnake In House. No problems ever ratsnake in house because ratsnake perfect size give Help and Support to human. A ratsnake perfect pet for human can trust ratsnake to be good companion to Human. friend ratsnake.
very compelling argument
oh my god thank you for this subreddit rec. and, though these are wild, there are pet rat snakes on it too!
god that adhd struggle where you are so motivated to do something but there is just like. A Blockage In Your Body that stops the motivation from turning into anything. so you just like. vibrate. sitting there like yeah, man, i totally want to do that right now. (doesn’t)
i posted this image on twitter like actual ages ago but it just keeps getting more relevant
Connery was actually a several months younger than Brodie-Sangster in the photos, based on evidence.
Okay, that's just... unsettling
Snopes checked into the claim that these photos show actors Sean Connery and Thomas Brodie-Sangster when they were both aged 34
They've classed it as "Mostly True".... but not totally true, because whilst Brodie-Sangster IS 34 in that photo, Connery was only 33 in his!
W H U T
Link to the gay porn library of Alexandria.
Happy pride.
This is actually super cool from a media preservation stand point!!
Neurodivergent Things
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