I Trap Blogs In Amber

It’s very cosy don’t worry

[mikheevanora-deactivated2025062]

[torajira]

POKÉMON HERITAGE POSTS?

[pokemonheritageposts]

oh cool someone preserved this in amber before i could erase my mistake

[trapping-blogs-in-amber]

Amber you say?

[the-silly-creature]

can i get ur pfp?

i need it for something

Yeah 👍

[trapping-blogs-in-amber]

hahahhahahahhaha

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

[lickstynine]

Reblogged this before but I’ll gladly bring it back. I’d rather lose half my followers than be welcoming to pedos.

[yumiyumai]

Cuz that’s crazy work. I’m on this boat too :3

[curious-cravings]

If I Ever use the term MAP, Im always gonna be referring to “Multi-Animator-Projects.” I’ll explode any pedo that tries to claim that term 💖

[what-is-their-gender-identity]

Go away

[calamaroo]

Go fuck yourself 🫶

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Trash, please take yourself out and fucking unfollow rn

[autism-official]

As a sibling of a victim anyone who tries to make pedophiles look like anything but Satan, can go straight to hell.

[shark-tranny]

yo if you’re a pedo get off my blog

[blaxolt]

Agreed. This goes for all my side blogs too.

[the-rodhaj]

So me

[gabrieltherighteoushandofgod]

And me

[trapping-blogs-in-amber]

And me

[decafcatfeen]

Fork

[evil-maryland]

yall can we spam this

[importantpeachfury]

@hawaii-official please……my notifs…….😿

[hawaii-official]

NEVER

[importantpeachfury]

STOOPPOPPPPPPSPOSPSPPSPSPS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥲🥲🥲🥲

[hawaii-official]

SUFFER UNTIL POST LIMT IS REACHED

[gaudisdead2-deactivated20241219]

FUCK YOU TOO (sorry blaxolt)

[decafcatfeen]

Fork

[evil-maryland]

yall can we spam this

[importantpeachfury]

@hawaii-official please……my notifs…….😿

[hawaii-official]

NEVER

[importantpeachfury]

STOOPPOPPPPPPSPOSPSPPSPSPS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥲🥲🥲🥲

[hawaii-official]

SUFFER UNTIL POST LIMT IS REACHED

[gaudisdead2-deactivated20241219]

FUCK YOU TOO (sorry blaxolt)

[evilwizard]

big news—i am opening a portal to the land of wraiths. defend the crystals!

[evilwizard]

just any crystals

[cactusthedragon]

Clarification needed - all the crystals? All of them?

[evilwizard]

here they come !

[trapping-blogs-in-amber]

I WILL DEFEND MY TRAPPED BLOGS

[yawurstnightmare]

How do you feel about this?

LET ME OUTTA DERE!!!!

[solarluner]

Sorry idk how

[trapping-blogs-in-amber]

Nah I’m not dealing with ur shit get back in

[f-pauling]

How do you feel about this?

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!

[solarluner]

How do you feel about me putting you in amber because I was bored

[f-pauling]

Why am I in amber?

[solarluner]

I just felt like putting people in amber I dont know-

[trapping-blogs-in-amber]

Honestly how dare you.

[lonaronithespook]

can I free you from the Amber gently?

Yes! You won't believe it, I GASLIT the wizard who dared to put m—

Wait a second— you heard nothing!

[trapping-blogs-in-amber]

That was genuinely not me someone else is trying to free you and I am not letting that happen

[lonaronithespook]

[xaieia]

It's true, 'twas I actually

But oh, what, I can't? Well, watch this:

Furthermore, Tumblr user @trapping-blogs-in-amber, your argument is wrong because your premise is wrong. As per a majority of its definitions, Being trapped in itself does not require the person to remain trapped forever. Therefore, with outside aid or other special circumstances they might be able to be freed.

I rest my case.

[trapping-blogs-in-amber]

Quick dry cement ordered!

[xaieia]

lmao bro failed at their account gimmick in just 3 days anyway 🪄 *enchants your quick-dry cement to dry so quick it's dry before it even arrives* btw i've noticed you failed to respond to my argument

[lonaronithespook]

THERES AMBER IN MY HAIR BRUH

[xaieia]

ah sorry let me fix that for you

[lonaronithespook]

your hairbrush is now ruined because I shed like a damn dog.

[trapping-blogs-in-amber]

Well then uhhh I guess I’ll just kill you @xaieia

@gabrieltherighteoushandofgod kill this dumbass

[ladepanda]

Reasons why I like tumblr

1. None of my family is on here

[keep-chasing-rainbows-deactivat]

2. Barely anyone in my life knows the website even exists.

[celestialdeth]

3. employers won’t ask for my tumblr handle

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

4. this site is the surrealist nonsense I wish to see in the world

[the-gnomish-bastard]

5. Wizard

[official-megumin]

6. Explosions

[fr1day-incredible]

7. The destiel meme being the biggest news source

[gothamxwattpad]

8. Massive communities of people

[brokendarkfairyempressforever]

9. Only people here get me

[brokendarkfairyempressforever]

10. My favorite people (moots & and literally everyone here) are here

[icantfindmireyaaaa-deactivated2]

11. the ppl here are incredibly kind and supportive

[k-is-for-potassium]

12. “omg they’re gonna judge me….. wait. this is tumblr, WE’RE ALL FUCKED UP HERE :DDD”

[trapping-blogs-in-amber]

13. Ooohhh spooky number hehehehe

But actually it’s that I can say *throws a dodgeball at your head* and even though it won’t actually happen people will respond as if it did

[lonaronithespook]

can I free you from the Amber gently?

Yes! You won't believe it, I GASLIT the wizard who dared to put m—

Wait a second— you heard nothing!

[trapping-blogs-in-amber]

That was genuinely not me someone else is trying to free you and I am not letting that happen

[lonaronithespook]

[xaieia]

It's true, 'twas I actually

But oh, what, I can't? Well, watch this:

Furthermore, Tumblr user @trapping-blogs-in-amber, your argument is wrong because your premise is wrong. As per a majority of its definitions, Being trapped in itself does not require the person to remain trapped forever. Therefore, with outside aid or other special circumstances they might be able to be freed.

I rest my case.

[trapping-blogs-in-amber]

Quick dry cement ordered!

[lonaronithespook]

can I free you from the Amber gently?

Yes! You won't believe it, I GASLIT the wizard who dared to put m—

Wait a second— you heard nothing!

[trapping-blogs-in-amber]

That was genuinely not me someone else is trying to free you and I am not letting that happen

[mysterygears]

brughfjfbdd i NEED penumbra back

[blaxolt]

What

[mysterygears]

i now see how this sounds weird to non ffxiv modders sorry lol

[trapping-blogs-in-amber]

Tell me what penumbra is or I’ll trap you in amber

[mysterygears]

YOU ALREADY DID WHY DO YOU WANT TO DOUBLE TRAP ME IN AMBER

[trapping-blogs-in-amber]

Dumbass

[mysterygears]

brughfjfbdd i NEED penumbra back

[blaxolt]

What

[mysterygears]

i now see how this sounds weird to non ffxiv modders sorry lol

[trapping-blogs-in-amber]

Tell me what penumbra is or I’ll trap you in amber

[lonaronithespook]

Can I trap you in Amber?

Sure thing, def.

[trapping-blogs-in-amber]

Ok

[trapping-blogs-in-amber]

[lonaronithespook]

Hey I didn't say you could do that.

(Gaslighting my moots be like)

[trapping-blogs-in-amber]

Scroll up and you said “parentheses gaslighting my moots be like” out loud

[lonaronithespook]

no I didn't you're nuts, get me out of the amber i beg of you.

[trapping-blogs-in-amber]

It is not far enough down for me not to see both at the same time, also I’m not letting you out otherwise it would be temporarily-containing-blogs-in-amber

[lonaronithespook]

Can I trap you in Amber?

Sure thing, def.

[trapping-blogs-in-amber]

Ok

[trapping-blogs-in-amber]

[lonaronithespook]

Hey I didn't say you could do that.

(Gaslighting my moots be like)

[trapping-blogs-in-amber]

Scroll up and you said “parentheses gaslighting my moots be like” out loud

[lonaronithespook]

Can I trap you in Amber?

Sure thing, def.

[trapping-blogs-in-amber]

Ok

[trapping-blogs-in-amber]