Suck my ass

Kathleen, 24, Newfoundland

[thursday]

[ofallthingsali-deactivated20140]

That’s it that’s the whole show.

[90sdefect]

How long did this take to make?

[ohsheetpizza]

oh my god

[ihaveringworm-deactivated202005]

[kasael-deactivated20250929]

[bogleech]

Why do they even still put sex scenes in movies? Does anybody actually care? Does anybody actually go into a movie eager for the narrative to grind to a halt for a couple minutes of some milquetoast sweaty groping and pretend moans under a blanket?

It’s 2015, people literally have easier access to pornography than water at any moment.

[agony5678]

is  milquetoast pronounced milk toast because if it is milk toast sweaty groping is the worst sentence ive ever read aloud hands down

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[caucasianmkultramassshooter]

“You wanna keep the Rock and pee on it?”

“You wanna do something gay to the rock?”

[alyhase-blog]

damn ass fucking gay damn ass rock

[hanamidorikawa-s-deactivated201]

“I didn’t break any bones” “Goodie!”

[manhood]

[colehersch]

Action

[mkzmerryfriend]

HE DESERVES AN OSCAR

[gayingmantis]

why do golden retrievers look like lesbians

[gayingmantis]

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

30 day free trial of being ok

[milkchocolateowl]

op wheres the link

[milkchocolateowl]

wheres the link op

[theboywhoreadsbooks]

Me, looking back at how many books i used to read: I love that bitch, she was going places.

[lopmon]

[catsuggest]

why do you suddenly run across the room at top speed?

im on my way to retourne some video tapes

[hvrleyquinn]

Look, the only live action Disney remake I want is the Emperor’s New Groove and I want there to be no CGI, I want Kuzco to be played by two actors in a cheap llama costume

[waluwadjet2-deactivated20180727]

[hotvampireadjacent]

that’s nice I guess. Is that the real ellen let’s go check?

that’s the only two posts on this blog. It’s at least a year old. It doesn’t update ever. They’ve been following me for a year, and just now decided to communicate only these two lines.

I fear for my life.

[hotvampireadjacent]

lets have a little fun today lets give a little love away are words that are going to haunt me forever. this is my roanoke.

[hotvampireadjacent]

This sounds like a bot….but what caused it to suddenly activate after a year? What kind of monarch project activation code….??

[hotvampireadjacent]

It was nice knowing you guys….

[hotvampireadjacent]

Hey guys just here to say my Ellen tickets came in the mail!! Can’t wait to be a guest on t he show on MARCH 22, 2019. Remeber to follow ellen on twitter.

Let’s have a little fun today

Let’s give a little love away

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

This reads like a Reddit horror story.

[leswenqing-deactivated20220225]

Straight ppl are so wild… like my straight colleague saw love simon and got really unnecessarily mad when Simon googled “how to dress gay” bc she thought he shouldn’t change who he is just bc he’s gay like??? chill fam? it ain’t that deep and we really do that

[armandyke]

I google lesbian fashion at least twice a day

[hypokeimena]

can you imagine being 26 years old and in marketing and you want to settle down with a rich stupid man who’s crazy about you and you FIND a divorcee who hasn’t talked to his ex in over a decade and has a very forgiving custody arrangement that would easily enable boarding school and is willing to MARRY you after a SIX TO EIGHT WEEK SUMMER ROMANCE with NO PRENUP and then his brat kid comes back from summer camp and it turns out his ESTRANGED OTHER TWIN DAUGHTER came back from camp and they hijack your entire life and put a lizard on you and then your hot old man ditches you for his hot mess of an ex WHO DESIGNED… THE CUSTOM WEDDING DRESS YOU HAD ALREADY PAID FOR. truly. a roller coaster summer…. all that scheming WASTED

[morbidmanatee]

Either this is the plot to a movie I haven’t seen or Tumblr user spikenards has some very specific fears

[dizzleceezy]

friends, lemme share this little gem with you

FIRST! The inner flap:

oh dear indeed… 

some people crayons are jerks.

:’(

:D

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :’’’’) :’’’’’’’’)))))))))))

i just have a lot of feelings about this book and think everyone should own it

[naliniasha]

i lovethis so much

[beastmac]

trans… trans crayon?

[windows-operating-system-deacti]

Yes

[somewhat-honest-abe]

Reblog if you’re a trans crayon, love trans crayons, or you thought this book was friggin adorable

[queerstatic]

tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

[eatsleepcrap]

the earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in egypt and was called ‘nedjem’ which means sweetie

[queerstatic]

[eatsleepcrap]

the pet cat of prince thutmose was called ‘tai miuwette’ which means ‘little mewer’

[queerstatic]

[eatsleepcrap]

in medieval england so many cats were given the name ‘gilbert’ that the word ‘gyb’ came to mean ‘pet cat’