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                                  "daily schtuppings by coke can cocks"                                                                              sometimes i actually do art                                                                   crow | 20 |  ♒                                                    formerly spoopyparadox

[hexh-pixel]

take a moment and enjoy some pixel landscapes <3

twitter ★ art prints ★ ko-fi

[catchymemes]

[mhalachai]

The best part of this: 

“Should I risk my life?”

Then, Slavically, “Yeah, I will do it for you.”

[remember-you-are-needed]

I hope she knows how much we all adore her

[lemonsharks]

Who is this woman I must tell her that she has restored my awe for physics at the (my) age of 35 years in the span of one 2 minute video

[kadharonon]

Her name is Tatiana Erukhimova, and she works for Texas A&M University.

[megafreeman]

Founded by veteran developers from Volition, Shapeshifter Games was created to partner with world class developers and publishers on the creation of AAA games. Shapeshifter draws upon deep experience in open-world and character action games earned while working on some of the industry’s most beloved franchises. Before Shapeshifter's formation, our team were members of the Core Technology Group and Creative Leadership at Volition. We're looking for talented developers to help us build toward the future.

Shapeshifter Games official website

[nijuukoo]

Forget 2023, let's just party like it's 2009

Happy new year! Hope y'all have your own safehouse shenanigans ♥

Memes used: 1 2

[nijuukoo]

Forget 2023 2024, let's just party like it's 2009

[furbearingbrick]

[cockyroaches]

Happy Last Flat Fuck Friday Of 2023 !!!!!!

[sepezzz]

also never posted this photo study from like 2021 i think?

[greelin]

in case you needed to hear it today:

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)

you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.

you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal

[bunjywunjy]

Do you like poems?

yes! my favorites are The Tiger and the unnamed werewolf fridge poem

[re-peysi]

for context these are the poems

[bunjywunjy]

also I almost forgot but the r/ambien Gives Us The Sleep post takes a completely serious third place in my favorite poems list:

[bunjywunjy]

and COMING IN HOT at NUMBER FOUR on my list, it’s Fragment 147! an accidental poem created when the original parchment containing a text by Sappho was used to stop a wine jug more than 2,000 years ago- eventually the wine dissolved most of the parchment, leaving just a few words and BOY do they prove that the Universe has a sense of irony.

[nationwidedornermoment]

Hello?

[buddhawithoutorgans]

Her nips were frightened away

[forestlune-deactivated20200417]

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

[cure4psycho]

No offense these are the funniest fucking tags

[fruitblush]

The tiger He destroyed his cage Yes YES The tiger is out

"The Tiger" by Nael, Age 6

Prints

[infernalifrit-deactivated202605]

i cannot explain it but these all have the same vibes

[crippled-peeper]

the point of life is petting little kitty cats

[thequeensthroat]

it's spotify wrapped season again and you know what that means! time to plug that wrapped playlist into hype machine's merch table tool and see if it turns up any bandcamp links where you can directly support your favorite artists of 2023! the tool is definitely not perfect or infallible, but it's a great start if you want to start compensating the artists whose music meant the most to you this year at a rate higher than the peanuts they got from your spotify streams!

[thequeensthroat]

the maximum possible amount for artists to make per stream on spotify is $0.003. that's the maximum, and in 2024 there will be a new minimum amount per stream: zero. that's right, spotify is instituting a new policy that songs that are streamed under a certain amount--roughly 2/3 of all tracks on the platform--will make no money at all.

i totally understand why everyone uses spotify. the infrastructure that used to make it straight forward to buy and own your own media has collapsed somewhat, and the streaming companies want it that way. but i do want to encourage everyone to dip a toe in the waters of buying and not renting the media that means the most to you: buy a couple albums from your spotify wrapped! let's say you streamed one song enough times this year to pay out the artist $5. that's about 1,700 streams. in ten seconds you can pay that artist twice as much by spending $10 on their album. you can even keep listening to the album on spotify, secure in the knowledge that in that ten seconds on bandcamp you compensated them fairly for the hard work they put into that music.

those are some of the benefits for artists of buying media. the benefits for you, the listener, are simply that it's nice to actually own the things you love. right now you are renting your music library from spotify. that's very convenient, but spotify will not be around forever, and when it eventually goes the way of all flesh your music library will go with it. your playlists, your faved songs, everything. when you buy media, you have it, and nobody can take it away.

anyways i basically post exactly this once a year every year so this has been my yearly encouragement to buy and own some media, thanks for reading.

[laeffy]

Every time I get groceries I’m always appalled at how little you can get for like, $20. I was making banana pudding so I needed vanilla wafers but the brand name nilla wafers cost $4 a box. The minimum wage in my state is $7.25/hr. My friend put it really well when he said “imagine you work for an hour and someone hands you two boxes of nilla wafers and said ‘actually this is a bit more than what I owe you’”

[laeffy]

How are some of y’all missing the point so bad. “Shop at aldi instead” “make your own food” “don’t buy brand name” “don’t buy unhealthy processed food” It’s not about the box of cookies. This is about how minimum wage pays peanuts and has stagnated for 12 years while the cost of living keeps growing. No one wants your financial advice about how to survive on beans and rice and frozen veggies. The smartest grocery list in the world is not gonna help you budget your way out of poverty. Please get a grip for the love of god

[threethousandyearsago-deactivat]

i get a little bit of free time and start going "what if i taught myself woodworking" girl work on ur resume

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

“if labyrinth was in modern day everyone would be so tumblr horny and fandom weird for david bowie” is such a weird thing to say… like… did you see labyrinth… that’s like the whole point of david bowie in the movie. did you see his crotch.

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

Everyone was horny and fandom weird for David Bowie in Labyrinth during the 80s and 90, we just weren’t online about it.