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Zuko looking between Sokka and Katara: Oh fuck,,,oh no. oh god. Goddamn

ok i have no idea what order these words should be in but i have a concept that i cant make a whole long comic for SO:

mai and zuko married and sokka lives at the palace and everyone assumes hes zukos Royal Consort and he has no idea where they get that idea? he has a real job here? he says from zukos lap as he hand feeds him strawberries

and zuko finally realizes oh god maybe he is my consort when mai tries to seduce him in the bath and hes like "oh sorry me n sokka had a quickie after sparring this morning im all tapped out" and is slammed with the realization that he just rejected his wife in favor of his Friend With Benefits

it takes sokka way longer bc hes just like

this is totally normal bro stuff right? whats a couple bjs between bros?

it takes the whole squad to convince him that no straight guys generally are not frequently sexually active with one specific friend and no one else thats not a bromance anymore sokka

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As someone who lived through the later 2000/ early 2010 kataang v zutara ship wars, let me tell you I was NOT prepared for the new generation of ATLA fans to hit me with Zukka being their favorite ship

trashcant

We gay

androidethics

As someone who lived through the later 2000/ early 2010 kataang v zutara ship wars, let me tell you I was NOT prepared for the new generation of ATLA fans to hit me with Zukka being their favorite ship

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it’s just killing me to think of zukka like three years into their relationship talking about everything they witnessed during the war and processing and shit and sokka somehow brings up jet like “what an asshole. but he didn’t deserve to die. that was seriously fucked up” and zuko is like “yeah. kind of fucked up how i kind of had a thing with him and then he found out i was a fire bender and attacked me and all... but i dont think i ever let myself think about it after.” and sokka is like “wait wait wait. you and jet had a thing?!” and zuko is like ? “i never told you? huh” and sokka is just like “really? jet???” and zuko really doesn’t see the big deal but sokka is having a full blown crisis... he was always skeeved by the fact that katara liked jet, but zuko too?? what was the appeal of that guy? raise your hand if you haven’t had a thing with jet! me? is it just me?

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jesus i forgot how funny it was that in southern raiders sokka prepped his tent to like, what? bone suki? and zuko completely cockblocks him without a single hesitation entirely unfazed. and then sokka just like. eats a rose.

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I don’t think we appreciate enough just how BAD Zuko and Iroh were at pretending to be earth kingdom refugees. It is a goddamn miracle that these two didn’t get caught within two days. “Where are you traveling from?” “YES WE’RE TRAVELERS!” Zuko, please act like a human. General ‘Dragon of the West’ Iroh chancing it and making some tea out of a random flower that was probably (and was) poisonous? The two of them finally getting into Ba Sing Se after weeks of almost dying several times after being found and Iroh just firebending in public for the sake of some subpar tea? We know exactly where Zuko got his impulse control from, no question about it. “We we’re part of a, ummmmm, traveling circus?” “Yes, I juggled.” Zuko, honey, babe, please just think of one convincing lie I’m begging you. Zuko deciding “fuck the girl I’m on a date with looks sad, time to whip out some firebending” to light up some lanterns at a PUBLIC FOUNTAIN. And then once the Jet drama dies down and Iroh finally gets his tea shop, what does he name it? The Jasmine DRAGON. Ah yes, a perfectly inconspicuous name for a perfectly inconspicuous pair of refugees who some guy very publicly accused of being firebenders just a month prior. Totally not firebenders. These two… I swear to god it’s a good thing there is no war in Ba Sing Se because fucking hell they were bad at lying.

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I figured that the most badass version of this song would be with Elsa (Idena Menzel) singing over the Panic! at the Disco Instrumental.

I was Right.

Enjoy!

godweaver

combining two of your special interests into shitty crossovers

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dankmemeuniversity

dicksmasher

how a lady gonna look like andrew jackson in the background

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like not to be rude but

kineticpenguin

When your fashion sense is so horrendous God thinks the only fitting punishment is to have the soul of America’s most angrily violent and openly genocidal president possess the nearest geriatric just to kick your ass

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POST WAR!DRARRY GETTING TOGETHER

inspired by @mlekonya‘s oblivious comic

notallmensheviks

important update: historical origins of france revealed

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whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.

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fun fact! granny smith is nabed aftr marea am smift frugh huh dibrack blarn eat showegh whale snert yargh hugh mort B

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eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share

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An ode to the best walk cycles in fighting games

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gods, every time i see that Baiken one, i think, “…is she being controlled by her sentient, independent breasts?”

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think you forgot someone

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Bucky: What up, I’m back.

Steve: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

Bucky: Death is just a social construct.

What do you mean by foot fetish?! ? Nuh huh. The ONLY mouth I allow near my toes is MY OWN. And only bc I have to bite my nails.. . Is a nervous tic, OKAY?!