Error 3oh3: don't trust a hoe

I am an old fae.

[graybraids]

best yard sale find ever:

[starcures]

new boot goofin

[seralicetarrant]

Tracking those paw prints all over the place...

[khrusch-on-art]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[galaxiagorgeous]

[kiva-la]

“hi i’m sailor mars welcome to jackass”

[selfcarereminder]

rest is part of the process, not a prize you get when you’ve finished everything. you don’t have to earn it first

[mmilhouse]

i love coming home at the end of the day and untying the ribbon around my neck that holds my head on

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[sparrownnax]

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[olicrosse]

[cephalopodvictorious]

fixed it

[star-thief]

[meanbuddhist]

what they don’t tell you is that it lives inside you until you let it out

[ryrolie]

bead neuron!

[april]

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

[iwantadamusername]

⚠︎ Tip

Nap lengths are always randomised.

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[stankpasta]

rb if u hates terfs

[official-pussy-posts-2]

Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[memewhore]