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DISCUSS

tallspookylady

relentless amount of fuck

duncebento

the bisexual woman is so crucial to the atmosphere

lumsel

its dark outside. i'd better press 'f' to activate my 'flashlight'

itsbenedict

ninjasmudge

ive been in here so long........

galaxywarp

you say you’re not scared and yet you refuse to enter my rendering distance

melancholy-epilogue

moviequotes3

i met agent 47 in an elevator today and i asked him what mission he was on and he said he couldnt say its top secret and then winked at me covertly and said he will try to get a good ranking. and i think he will.

phillip-bankss

ntrider

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

ntrider

I stop once I start getting short of breath

aokozaki

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

ntrider

I'M NOT A DOG??????

aokozaki

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

ntrider

wait! au au

aokozaki

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

ntrider

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

mortuar-y-deactivated20251202

my back hurts from Both my rack and my angel wings actually

tomhardysurinal

I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

apisashla

ra, ra, Rasputin /

buy my secret penis cream

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

mtg-talk

https://bsky.app/profile/shivambhatt.bsky.social/post/3msqystvn222n

cityrun

its genuinely concerning how consistently i forget about boiling eggs until they explode on the stove

cityrun

ponett

denshattack is full of crazy bangers but when i got to the racing level with a eurobeat song from takenobu "mr. daytona USA himself" mitsuyoshi it was transcendent

gallusrostromegalus

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

starathsbunker

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

gallusrostromegalus

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.