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🇨🇿 Artist with a different style every 5 seconds.. 🏳️‍🌈

[trashine]

MCU quizzes be like

[trashine]

Loki:*walking, trips over something* wtf y/n what are you doing on the floor?

Y/n: I slipped 2 hours ago and just accepted fate, I belong to the floor now

Loki: *proceeds to stay on the floor with y/n*

[trashine]

Y/n: How many kids do you have?

Tony: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

[trashine]

Bucky: Y/n! My face is on fire!

Y/n: Omg Bucky! Are you ok?!

Bucky: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to see if you'd come in here quickly.

Y/n: But your face is on fire.

Bucky: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

[trashine]

Y/n: God, give me patience.

Loki: I think you meant 'give me strength'.

Y/n: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

[trashine]

Others [to Loki]: You know, not every problem can be solved with a knife.

Loki: That's why I carry two knives.

[trashine]

Y/n: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Loki: It’s not a joke.

Loki: *sniffles*

Loki: I’m a legit snack.

[trashine]

Loki: I can explain.

Y/n: Can you?

Loki: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

[trashine]

Loki: Y/n and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Y/n: Sentences.

Loki: Don't interrupt me.

[zemosimp05-deactivated20221220]

Loki: Please…for me?

Y/N: No…don’t do that…don’t give me that look…

Loki: what?

Y/N: You really think every time you would look at me with that puppy eyes and say please for me …and I would do anything you ask? No …not gonna happen…

Loki: Please…for me? 🥺

Y/N: okay fine…but this is the last time…

[vintagehopes]

Loki: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Loki: Everything in my life is going wrong right now. Whose fault is this? I demand to know.

[8byt]

Peter: Why would you give a knife to a child?

Loki: Morgan felt unsafe.

Morgan: [waving around a knife that is on fire]

Peter: Well now I feel unsafe!

Loki: I’m sorry

Loki: Would you like a knife?

[incorrect-assvengers]

Young Thor: Loki! We just got challenged to a water fight!

Young Loki: Oh, it's on.

Young Loki: Now, we just wait for the water to boil.

[incorrect-assvengers]

Sylvie, struggling to keep upright in their 1-inch heels: No, I don’t really think heels are for me.

Loki, walking flawlessly in their sparkly golden 6-inch heels: WEAK.

[murdermuffinloki-deactivated202]

[lesbian-deadpool]

Yelena: Hey, Nat, do you think I could fit in a dryer? Y/N doesn’t think I can.

Natasha: I don’t know let’s-

Melina: Let’s, and I cannot stress this enough, not do that.

[peter-parkers-left-pinky]

Natasha: For self defense reasons, I’m gonna pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Yelena: Okay

Y/n: Sure

Natasha: If you want to live, give me all your money!

Y/n: Bold of you to assume I want to live

Yelena: Bold of you to assume I have money

Natasha:

Natasha: Really?