[awakefor48hours]

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

[berkelbites]

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

[urie]

i haven't seen anything about this on my dashboard, so i wanted to share. ICE gestapo killed another human being on tuesday. he leaves behind three sons and his wife, who he has spent the last 35 years building a life with

there is a gofundme supported by the league of united latin american citizens set up to help with funeral costs, legal fees, and supporting his family moving forward.

please give if you can and share if you can't

[anyroads]

Because screenshots aren't sources, and because your dash isn't a news source, here are 7 links to articles about Lorenzo Salgado Araujo's murder:

Mexican man fatally shot by ICE was not the target of Houston immigration operation, source says | CNN

A man who was fatally shot by an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent in Houston Tuesday was not the target of their immigration operat

Man fatally shot by ICE in Houston was not intended target, DHS says

Immigration agents were looking for a different person when they shot Lorenzo Salgado Araujo during a traffic stop, officials say.

Houston officials call out lack of federal collaboration after fatal ICE shooting | CNN

Days after a federal immigration agent fatally shot a Houston man, frustration is growing among local officials who say federal agencies are

Man fatally shot by federal officer in Houston was not ICE target, DHS says

The update comes as the family of the man killed in Tuesday's shooting, Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, and local officials are demanding an indepen

What to know about the fatal shooting of a Houston man by an ICE officer

An Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer shot and killed Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston as he drove his construction crew to a job.

‘He did not deserve to die’: family of man fatally shot by ICE agent speaks out

Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was killed by agent in Texas while on his way to work, and family found out from news reports

http://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/09/us/houston-ice-shooting-lorenzo-salgado-araujo.html

*BTW when you read news stories like this from verified sources it drives up their click rate and reinforce to news agencies that stories like this are of interest and matter

[feastofsnakes]

this is actually literally how every day felt in high school

[gryffon]

[baryonyxtrainor4]

*plit plit pippippappip plit*

*wit plit pippip plit*

[operating-potato]

[knightofleo]

*snrrt* *rrrrt* "hrrrrrrrrr...."

[ceekari]

i didn't know a cat's nose could do that

[everyday-cutephoto]

[dogpuppy]

Everyday Cutephoto is a nice name.

[what-even-is-thiss]

When I was a teenager I had a phase where I called soccer football because the rest of the world called it that but eventually my dad told me “You know, there’s a point where acting smart doesn’t make you smart and just makes you annoying. Refusing to use the word that everyone else around you uses doesn’t make you smarter than them.”

So anyways I call it soccer now.

[xirconio]

Americans are socially Nerotic.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The unisex perfume by Cécile Zarokian for Laboratorio Olfattivo?

[hikarisakurariver]

Sincere question, why do Americans call football soccer and Rugby football?

I just don’t get it.

Football or Soccer is kicked by your feet so foot ball- straight forward and simple.

But Rugby (or American Football) you are only kicking the ball at one very specific point in the game and the rest of the time you are running with the ball in hand.- ???

I know you may not have the answer but I’m asking in case someone knows.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Rugby is rugby. We still call that rugby.

American football is called that because it was historically in a wider class of sports called “football” which includes rugby and association football/soccer. I think they still use that sort of broad term in Australia, actually.

Anyways, there was a time where association football in some universities in the UK was shortened to soc or something like that which led to some people calling it soccer.

Over time as dialects shifted apart, the US, Canada, Australia, and South Africa leaned more towards calling it Soccer whereas the UK leaned more towards calling it football. From what I understand in Ireland some people use the terms interchangeably.

And gridiron football in the US eventually became the thing called football there or now commonly called American football elsewhere.

[slimewizaaard]

Close, the actual reason is that all Americans are stupid.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Can we be cool for like five minutes over here

[c3rvida3]

french onion soup vape copyright copyright copyright original vape flavor do not steal

[1-jar-of-stars]

On Friendship.

[gruesomegf]

i feel a profound sadness within me...... sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex

[vesperosy]

cappin' off mermay with a quick one

[lucentgallivanter]

maidens say i can kiss the pattern spiders at work, but no open mandibles. i punch the floor so hard the loom deactivates

[shiftingpath]

another day guarding Mars’ panoply. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the Banner of the Conqueror. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

[phoenixflorid]

IF THE DELIBERATIVE BANS ME FROM HOLLERING AT YOZI I WILL FACE SOL INVICTUS AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO THE VOID

[siderealsandman]

“auditing isn’t real” i assure myself as i break the constellation of the mask with my shitty astrology 

[shiftingpath]

the blue thumbtacks on this map indicate concentrations of high lunar essence, the red ones are all the teahouses ive been banned from

[geostatonary]

“This Whole Thing Smacks Of Excess,” i holler as i overturn the Deliberative’s barbeque grill and turn the 4th of Calibration into 4th of Shit

[viridiansunlight]

Food 200 obols Bribes 150 obols Rent 800 obols Teacups 3,600 talents Utility 150 obols

someone who is good at the bureaucracy please help me budget this. my division is dying

[shiftingpath]

THE MAGISTRATE GROWLS “TAKE OFF TH AT ARMOR, ANATHEMA.” I COMPLY, REVEALING FULL LENGTH MOONSILVER TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE MAGISTRATE SCREAMS; DEFEATED

[phoenixflorid]

mean while, while you were “Exalting ”, i summoned 100 different demons in a cave behind a waterfall and cried into a thaumaturge’s arms

[heedra]

i am seeking to overthrow seven beautiful, extremely apathetic, celestial incarnae. they no longer recognize me as their father, and are the Burden of my life

[vampirefutanari]

people will want huge tits but hate fat girls. thats like loving oranges and hating orange trees. fuck you.

[segamascott]

[coldestcaress]

Fuckin Phantom of the Dive Bar here

[mesacollie]

Sad wet beast.

[phlebasthebroenician]