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trying on a metaphor
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

if i look back, i am lost

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would you free this beast knowing it could cost your life?
Do you REALLY think your spirit animal is a wolf? come on now, we all know youโre a worm, or a pathetic lizard
Yours isn't a wolf either. :v
Look at me
LOOK at me
Iโm a RAT
Decided to do a giveaway for my new charms since itโs been a while since my last one.
Summer Slasher Charm giveaway!
Each charm is 2.5โณ and comes attached to a silver lobster clasp and split ring. Design is single sided and printed on recycled clear acrylic.
Rules
- Winner will receive one charm of their choice
- Like and reblog to enter
- Giveaway ends 27th July and is open worldwide
These charms are also available in my shop right now >>> spookdoodles . bigcartel . com (remove spaces)
Last day to enter! Iโll be announcing the winner tomorrow at 12:30pm!
Remember if youโre out at a store and someone says โThis is a robberyโ you can say โno itโs notโ and then the robber will leave because theyre a robber and this is no longer a robbery .
You can not just say this without dropping the whole story
Ok so,
My dads coworker is at the front and this man comes Up and hands him a document.
The coworker took a Look at the document and while he couldn't read the things written by Hand, because he wasn't wearing his glases, he did notice the Logo of a different Bank so he's like:
"Oh, sorry sir you can't do that here! You have to go to the other Bank for this :)"
The man, visibly confused leaves, but dosen't take the document with him.
The coworker, now just as confused as the Guy actually Takes Out his glases and reads the hand written part:
This is a robbery
Can you imagine trying to rob a god damn bank and the teller just cheerfully tells you to go rob the competition instead
I worked as a bank teller for several years and a few things you should know, bank robberies happen far more frequently than you might think and they come in waves. When a bank gets robbed a notification with photos goes to all banks in the area to be on the lookout. And there are two kinds of robbery, the pass the note and the takeover (what you see in movies).
So our branch had had a big takeover robbery as well as a note one. We also had a teller that had transferred to our branch after having been through a robbery. She was sweet as apple pie, hair up to the ceiling, southern lady who had just been through multiple robberies.
A guy comes in and hands her a folded note. Her immediate thought was โthis guy needs to learn you donโt hand bank tellers notes. I am just not going to read that.โ So how the conversation goes:
Her: how can I help you today?
Him: Iโm here to get money
Her: great *hands him a withdrawal slip*
Him: all the information is on the paper
Her: to process the transaction I need you to put it on my piece of paper
SO HE FILLS OUT A WITHDRAWAL SLIP. Meanwhile another coworker is looking at her latest robbery notification email thinking the guy at the window looks a lot like him but the teller is calm and seems to be following standard transaction.
Back at the window the teller notices his name on the withdrawal slip doesnโt match the name on the account so she asks for his ID. He once again tells her all the relevant info is on the folded note but also gives her his ID and says it is his dadโs account. She tells him he will need a check from his dad to get cash. He grabs the note and leaves.
ONE HOUR LATER
Two new robbery notifications hit our emails, both branches within a mile. It is our guy. Teller goes over to the manager and sheepishly informs them he was here and the time. Security department is notified as are local police and the FBI. The FBI comes over believing that these poor tellers had been robbed for the 3rd time in a month and take her statement. She is completely embarrassed telling them how everything went down and he kept signaling to the note and telling her to read it but she was just done.
To which this FBI agent of 40 years who has been to the scene of many bank robberies (several at this branch in recent weeks) says: Ok. Let me see if I got this right, he came in fully intending to rob you. He gave you the note and you justโฆrefused to read it? So he left and went to the bank literally across the street, handed them the exact same note, and they just handed him five grand? Do I have that correct?โ
Her: I am so embarrassed
FBI: this is best thing I have ever heard. He even handed you his ID! Holy-
Her: I feel so dumb!
FBI: donโt! This is the best thing I have ever heard. This is going to be in training courses. (He sat there giddy for at least 5 more minutes)
buzzfeed quiz โmake a breakfast and figure out if youโre a cloth mother malewife or a wire mother girlbossโ
hmm you have a lot of tension back here
Nothing quite demonstrates the generation divide like how both me and my dad are/were MMORPG players, both of us play lizardfolk monks, but in his case in Everquest the Iksar were legit humanoid lizards whereas mine is an Au Ra kawaii uguu anime girl with a few patches of scales and horns
To add to this, back in his day you had to join a guild to do content and his was a bunch of well-paid engineers and lawyers, who he knew and worked with IRL, whereas I just queue up the roulette and do stuff with randoms and never talk to anybody
Got the old login credentials so I could make the comparison
today we post everett true
this man has a very specific accent that doesnโt exist anymore, but you can picture it in your mindโs ear.
me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack
jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread
Did it the lazy easy way:ย
It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: โdonโt put longer than 30 minutesโ effort into a fetish jokeโ. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.
FETISH?????????
god i wish i were you
Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokรฉmon?
Iโm so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but itโs the bread
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD
world heritage post
The only good thing reddit has ever produced https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/65788g/im_3_i_know_everything_ama/?st=1Z141Z3&sh=f48ba715
wholesome
This post missed the best one
anyone want this meme that i made in 10 minutes on my phone
they cute ๐ฅบ๐๐ป๐๐ป
happy pride month to midzel !! ๐
i liked luca a lot