Christmas with Theo would Include
Going tree shopping in the middle of December because it’s Theo
Him being a grinch about Christmas at first from all the Christmases the Dread Doctors took from him
Baking cookies which just leads to a competition
Him secretly really wanting to have the perfect Christmas
And you picking up on it almost immediately but playing along with the charade
Him helping you put the topper on the tree and grabbing your butt because he can’t help himself
You playing Christmas music while Theo yells into a pillow after day 3
Making Theo go Christmas shopping with you
He helps carry your bags without you even asking
“okay you have to go over there cause I gotta get yours now.”
“you don’t have to get me anything.”
Theo taking that time to get you something he’d been planning on getting anyway
Theo having no idea how to wrap presents
He uses 3 rolls of tape on two presents and gets tape everywhere
Him finally getting in the spirit after the 5th present
He puts bows on everything and gets carried away, putting a bow on your head
“as long as I can gift you to myself.”
Which only leads to the rare light hearted sex
Both of you hating the constant Christmas carolers interrupting your movie nights
“hey look, you’re basically Cindy LuHoo"
“And you’re the Grinch, how ironic.”
You decorating the house while Theo is out
Him feeling touched that he has actual presents under a tree
And a stocking with his name
Him getting you sexy christmas lingerie, just as an excuse to see you in it
You wearing the lingerie right before bed just to tease him
Waking Theo up at 6am to open presents
“Theo, Theo, it’s Christmas.”
“PRESENTS. You have to see what I got you.”
Him following you to the tree, smirking as you flaunt the matching reindeer pajama pants you got the both of you
Him smiling wide as he opens the presents you go him
Even the new air freshener for his truck
But especially the tickets to an upcoming San Jose Sharks game
Theo only getting you two gifts because he saved up for months to get you the perfect ones
You not even minding because you were happy to just have him
Becoming slightly panicked when he pulls out a little box
“I’m not proposing don’t worry.”
“Oh thank god. Way too cliche to propose on Christmas.”
Him getting you a ring though that holds yours and his birthstones with yours & his initials engraved on the inside of the band because sometimes he’s a cheesy little shit
Christmas day sex before dinner
Finally falling asleep in front of fire with Home Alone playing in the background