traumtrager

I come here to laugh and look at pictures of snails.

[cozhycottaghe]

[parakeet]

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

[targent]

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

[targent]

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

[targent]

uh oh

[zoethrowingnightshade]

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

[funnytwittertweets]

[catasters]

[tastefullyoffensive]

It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)

[queerlyglittering]

all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole thing is so much better than I ever could have expected from the gifs omg

[vergak]

I want to waterboard him

[vergak]

I meant motorboat

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hotvampireadjacent]

age: 17

[sexygeriatrics]

[twitterlols]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[coolled]

[seojuhyun]

[funkybug]

sorry babe i couldnt afford an engagement ring but heres a meme i printed out and taped to a rock

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[catchymemes]

[everythingfox]

Nothing more cute than kittens

(via)

[thebootydiaries]

baby: d-d-d-d

dad: daddy?

baby: destroy capitalism

karl marx: nice