Queso makes everything better....

Elder millenial (30+) just using this as a way to kill time.

[yes-itisautumn]

[virtualblanketfort]

This fits my blanket fort vibe. 📚📖⛺️

[sandersstudies]

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

[sandersstudies]

Me: I shall become his mother and gain his trust

Me talking to an animal control officer five minutes later: he is a nasty horrid little boy and I am bleeding heavily

[sandersstudies]

Animal control officer on the phone: So he’s in your car with you?

Me: Um. It’s his car now and he’s very mad at me.

[sandersstudies]

Second animal control officer: oh you captured him and got him in your car? He’s friendly?

Me, my right hand completely wrapped in paper towels: wouldn’t say that

[sandersstudies]

Urgent Care Nurse: Wow it’s strange he managed to get you so many times.

Me: I uh. Did not let go.

[borgesperovago]

You vibe as someone prone to toxic relationships

[sandersstudies]

People on tumblr will just say anything huh.

[borgesperovago]

Oh cmon, "he hurt me a lot cause i couldn't let go" absolutely has double interpretation.

[sandersstudies]

Me, holding a cat (of unknown gender) as it repeatedly digs its little teeth deep into my flesh: Is this… too… yuri?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This website is free

[naamahdarling]

We pay in other ways.

[sandersstudies]

The Lord is testing me yet again

[sandersstudies]

REDEMPTION! REDEMPTION!

[saiyanqueenreads]

They have learned nothing (affectionate!)

Hoping you have no new scratches or bites that need medical attention. Also, wishing the new little kitten the best.

[sandersstudies]

“They have learned nothing (affectionate!)” is going to become my new catchphrase.

[north-peach]

@wolfsrainrules

[foxlaren]

my top 5 oscar piastri expressions

5 - Boyfriend Smile

4 - did not hear what the fuck you just said

3 - 'ehrmmm'

2 - looking up at other men

1 - SMUG

[foxlaren]

the way this post did crazy numbers lmao smug oscar has everyone in a chokehold

[maksverstappen]

maybe it’s the 7 glasses of wine but this video is killing me

[hellenicgoddess]

The Ruins of the Temple of Poseidon, 5th century BC

Cape Sounion, Attica

[violetsbookshelf]

Pointe Skirt by Darinika Atelier

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you @tinsnip !!

[fuckyeahkitschy2]

[thesunnahthebetter]

they should normalize saying "I'm thinking of you fondly but don't have much to say and frankly I don't even really want to talk rn but you have appeared in my thoughts and it's nice"

[noah-wyles]

she's the best of us

[gailyinthedark]

Age 15: medieval fantasy

Age 38: primary sources for daily life in britain 407-577 ad

[maniculum]

basically, yeah.

[rosieandthemoon]

Art Nouveau era bat brooch

[tilthat]

TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.

via ift.tt

[squeeful]

Yep.  It also correlates extremely strongly with an increasing decrease of violent crime.  One of the symptoms of low level constant lead exposure is increased aggression and volatility. 

[kurowrites]

“Unknown scientist”? That was Clair Cameron Patterson.

[solarpunkcast]

Gas companies are still so mad at him he’s “unknown scientist”, know his name

[bogleech]

Daily reminder that health and safety standards like these are what politicians mean when they talk about “deregulation.”

[prismatic-bell]

Patterson died 5 December 1995.

Petition to make his date of death a Tumblr holiday celebrated by talking about cool shit the gas and petroleum industries don’t want us to know about, and fighting to continue his work.

[kittydesade]

Happy Clair Cameron Patterson day!

[ailelie]

Oh, hey, it’s almost Clair Cameron Patterson day!

[prismatic-bell]

It’s tomorrow, everyone!

Remember: we celebrate on his death day because the battle hasn’t ended. He had to put down his weapons. We have to pick them up.

[redstonedust]

watching sinners with an inflation calculator open in a second tab so i can understand just what kinda money the smokestack twins are throwing around. nerdiest possible movie experience i think.

[tbqtalks]

Okay coming out of lurking for this because among the many great features of Sinners is you don't actually have to go outside of the movie to understand what kind of money they're throwing around. The movie tells you itself.

In the scene where Smoke teaches the young girl how to negotiate, they're standing in front of of a cafe. The shot of them negotiating is framed so that you see a sign in the cafe window advertising a Ham and Eggs breakfast - in other words, a full meal - for 25 cents. The editing makes sure to put that sign back into frame whenever the question of the value of money arises in their discussion.

Smoke offers her 10 cents a minute and asks if that works for her. She says yes. He says no, it does not and tells her to negotiate higher. The 25 cent sign is framed in the shot when he tells her no, reminding us *why* it's not a good value.

She comes back with 50 cents - which the sign has informed us is the cost of *two* meals. Smoke tells her that's too much and counters with 20, which is just under a full meal but we now know that's a fairly respectable price because we just got the high/low contrast of 10 being too little and 50 being too much.

The negotiation ends with her getting 20 cents per minute and we now know 1) 25 cents is the cost of a filling meal in this environment 2) This girl only needs to do five minutes of work to be able to feed herself for a over day (20 cents per minute times five is a dollar, which is four meals) 3) Smoke has the kind of money to throw around that over a day's worth of food for someone can be to him - as it is to our modern eyes - mere pocket change and 4) Smoke's the kind of person who can both be a violent gangster but also care about teaching this girl how to look out for herself so that one day maybe she too can throw over a day's worth of food around like pocket change.

Combined with 5) you can now use that 25 cents = a meal to do the math every other time money gets mentioned in the movie to understand just how much cash the Smoke Stack boys are dealing with.

And that's just ONE detail which, thanks to props (Hannah Beachler), editing (Michael P Shawver), and cinematography (Autumn Durald Arkapaw), told you almost everything you needed to know about how finances work in this environment. This movie is unfair to all other films in how fucking good it is.

[scuderiamint]

i have so many questions about literally every single sentence

[silverprism-s]

Piastri 🥐 is a driver 🏎 who does not seem interested 🙄😑 in the media 📸📱 aspect. He doesn't have 🚫🚫 the style 😎✨️ and elegance 🎖🎆 of Hamilton 💜. He doesn't 🚫🚫 have the natural 🍃 inclination 😉 for 💰showbiz💰 like Riccardo 🤠. He doesn't 🚫🚫 have a lord-like 🎩 aura 🌀🫨 like Russell 🎀. He's not ❌️ a bully 💢🗯 like Verstappen 🤬💣. He's not ❌️ a Baby 👶 Faced ☺️💚 Assassin 🔪🤫 like Antonelli 🍝. He doesn't 🚫🚫 have the beauty 🤩🥰 of a straight-🅰️ 🤓 student 🎓 like Leclerc 🇲🇨. He doesn't 🚫🙂‍↔️ have any of that 😞🥲. If it weren't for his 🫵 neck 😱👀, swollen 🍆😏 from exercises 🏋💦💦 to resist ✋️💯 the force of gravity 🌏🎢, he wouldn't 🚫 even 😓💔 look 📸👀 like an F1 🏎💨 driver 🛞❌️.

[oscarcito]

[javarisx-fightingthosedemons]

[theonion]

“Man, she’s really letting those kids have it, isn’t she?” you reportedly thought to yourself while watching the teacher, who is holding nothing back as she fills page after page with red ink, crosses out entire paragraphs and aggressively marks several sentences “unnecessary” or “confusing.” “C plus, B minus, D minus—this woman is not fucking around. These are 12-year-olds writing papers on Abraham Lincoln, for God’s sake. You’d think she’d just be glad they turned in something halfway readable.” At press time, sources confirmed that Joey Caldwell from third period was getting torn a new asshole.

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