♡ TEXT MESSAGES [ 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 𝙿𝚃. 𝟺 ]
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[ text ] Real sweet, but I wish you were sober
[ text ] You need to move on and forget me
[ text ] We should invest in an army of llamas
[ text ] Ever realize that humans cut down birdhouses to make birdhouses?
[ text ] Don’t listen to half of the things I say
[ text ] Wait, would you take a bullet for me?
[ text ] Do you like me as much as chocolate?
[ text ] How do tall people actually sleep at night when the blanket can’t possibly cover them from the shoulders to their toes?
[ text ] I’m so drunk and just cried about how you don’t live here
[ text ] Dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and stand in the sunlight
[ text ] Don’t let the demons drag your soul to hell and devour your soul
[ text ] Why is there a plastic bag sticking out of your backpack?
[ text ] Are you kidding me? Girls are way stronger than boys
[ text ] Can I just have you forever?
[ text ] You’re under arrest for being too cute
[ text ] Have you gotten any work done?
[ text ] I’m adopting a dog/cat if you don’t respond in the next 30 seconds
[ text ] I think I accidentally dyed my hair blue
[ text ] I know it is late, but are you up?
[ text ] You have no idea how important you are to me
[ text ] I have an important question to ask you
[ text ] I’m throwing a pool party, wanna come?
[ text ] Still can’t get over the fact that you put off a badass vibe, but you’re actually silly and adorable as fuck
[ text ] Why are you sad?
[ text ] How did the universe come up with you? You’re so special
[ text ] I’m in love with two people and I don’t know what to do
[ text ] I think I broke something. One of my bones for sure
[ text ] I miss your face. Wish you were here
[ text ] Life is like your ponytail. Overtime it’s going to fall down and get messy, but you just have to take time to pick it back up and fix it
[ text ] Why feed you when you are going to die anyway?