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Call Me Charlie~~~20/Uk/F/Yorkshire/

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

[kathereal]

The baby yell

[emotiona1shorty]

She’s such a patient mom

[thecreach]

That’s one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A GOOD MOM

[user234445646778999876654332-de]

MAAAAAAAAAAAA

[shillier]

I thought of texting you “Good morning, I can’t sleep” and then I remembered that you’re on a journey which I am not apart of and that’s okay. But. Good morning, I can’t sleep.

[communicants]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

kinda hope you’re thinking about me

[omghotmemes]

we dont deserve dogs

[whatelsecanwedonow]

BRIE LARSON as Carol Danvers in Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. Joe & Anthony Russo

[anthoniejcrowley]

where’s George?

[omgsamchap]

I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

[necromancier-deactivated2019120]

how to seduce me:

deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account

dont talk to me

[beesintophats-deactivated201705]

*be attractive

[necromancier-deactivated2019120]

no im pretty sure i said

deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account

dont talk to me

[blackness-by-your-side]

[tereozil]

Laugh From Around The World In Messages.

From fb.

[i-am-a-fish]

[heckifiknowcomics]

Seasons Greetings my dudes!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[soidreamtiwasastarfleetcommander]

I read the thread and what isn’t clear from one tweet that this 9yr old was reffing an adult women’s league, not a children’s league. And that woman who argued with said child ref was a player not a mom.

[sevenbillionlunatics-deactivate]

Why was a child reffing an adult game?

[officialqueer]

He had a whistle.

[archtecture-deactivated20210221]

ho ho ho where did my motivation go

[ratchard]

THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK

well this is it

bonjour my petite crossaints

[lodatik]

patio

[kitmarlowes]

patio isn’t french

[lodatik]

le patio

[valtsv]

i don’t exactly have what you’d call “plans” for the “future”, unless “disappearing suddenly under mysterious circumstances” counts, in which case,

[illiterateagenda]

i hate that the true crime community is filled with so many freaks who stan and woobify literal serial killers like. i wanna know about art heists. identity theft. forgery. money laundering. prison breaks. elaborate scams. spies. secret political deals. bank robberies. where is the pizzazz? the showmanship?? the originality??? all i get is racist white men going around killing people because they hate women and im TIRED