[punkedupfae]

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.

[byjove]

idioms are always funnier in languages you do not understand, especially when a native speaker is struggling to explain and actively digesting how ridiculous it is in real time

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[suigintou]

death knight apprenticeship

death knight no experience needed

death knight will train

death knight remote jobs

death knight interview tips

[convenient-plot-device]

You know what I'm most excited to see in The Dragon King? The Sunfire Kingdom's succession crisis.

Janai is the last of her line. Her sister died childless, and she explicitly disinherited her brother's children because of his treason. As far as we know, she and Amaya cannot have biological children. That means she has no immediately viable way of creating an heir to the throne, during a time of enormous instability for the Sunfire Kingdom (capitol city just got nuked by an exploding elf after previously being infested with zombies, Sol Regem was just murdered after torching the capitol city of the Queen Consort's home kingdom, a civil war between the two members of the royal family was just fought, Prince Karim was just murdered, the Sun was recently EXTINGUISHED and then restored, etc etc etc).

That spells trouble. Especially because Janai is married to a human, and not just any human, but a member of the royal family of Katolis (you know, that place the Sun Dragon just razed). That alone recently sparked a civil war. The fact that Janai has no heir, and no clear way of creating one, makes her an easy target for usurpers. And said usurpers have two perfect puppets to rally around as symbols: the disinherited twins. They could EASILY stir xenophobic Sunfire citizens into a frenzy over the Removal Of Two Pureblooded Royals From Their Inheritance In Favor Of A Childless Queen Under Katolis's Influence.

So Janai needs an heir. Badly. Hopefully the Sunfire kingdom allows the naming of unrelated people as heirs, so she can choose someone suitable; this would also avoid the possibility of a child ruler were she to die young, which would leave Amaya as the Queen Regent, which would cause an uproar given that she is human and part of the Katolis royal family.

Now, if Janai does have a baby with Amaya (through magic or through one of them having been trans the whole time), this raises another issue: the resulting child would be half-human. That means a shortened lifespan, and thus another perceived weakness in Janai's heir by the populace. She would still have to contend with uprisings and usurpers. Doubly so if she dies young and leaves the child on the throne with Amaya as Queen Regent: there would be coups within the week.

So, it would be best for Janai, politically, if she chose an unrelated and trustworthy person as her heir.

[alicentsgf]

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

[alicentsgf]

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You've been turned into a mythical creature, spin the wheel to see which one!

Are you happy with it?

^^^^^^

https://wheelofnames.com/5k9-xsu

Are you happy with it?

yes!! I love it

yes!

It's okay I guess

no

NO.

results/other

Voting ended onJul 14

(if you don't consider some of these mythical creatures please don't come for me)

[animentality]

[poppyseed-art]

[thememedaddy]

[fandom-man]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[treatdotpng]

My friend: *Comes over to "hang out."* Me: *puts on the three hour Arthas Menethil World of Warcraft cinematic compilation.*

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[papayajuan2019]

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex