Not me baby, I'm too precious, fuck off

I'm Leah! 24, violinist, napper, show-watcher, cat-snuggler, Hufflepuff, Rosie the Riveter wannabe. I drink champagne and reblog stuff.

[transfemininomenon]

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

[kleinergeist]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

[hermann-rorschach]

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

[kleinergeist]

Yes Dr Rorschach

Sorry Dr Rorschach

[lustcannibalism]

computer play creep by radiohead, loud enough to kill

[lustcannibalism]

I DON'T BELOOOOONG HERE

[holyfuckinshitleto]

THE ARISTOCATS 1970 | dir. Wolfgang Reitherman

[donnajosh]

THE WEST WING 2.09 – “Galileo”

[divorce-enjoyer]

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

[divorce-enjoyer]

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

[decompositie]

[jazzw4ve]

*thunder crackling*

THOU ART LISTENING TO

*fireball explosion*

102.3

*bubbling cauldron*

REAL WIZARDS FM

*shimmering mana crystal*

WHERE WE PLAYETH NOTHING BUT CHANTS, CHANTS, AND MORE CHANTS

*wololo*

THIS ART NOT THINE ELDER MATRIARCH'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[thedownloey]

do u think the next season of heated rivalry will address the existence of gritty

[russiawave]

[nervanaofficiai]

i drinka the coffee i get big

[sparrowlucero]

Gallivanting Gargoyles

each of these is available on my kofi as an adoptable

[corporationsarepeople]

[wholesome-animal-images]

[saltywinteradult]

just look at these fluffy motherfuckers. i want ten of them

[gethimback]

THE AFTER HOURS Severance – 2.09

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

[everydaylouie]

there are some pigeons that roost in a traffic light by my house and it delights me every time i see them

[anoptimisticdevil]

[milo-hypno]

I'm certain this is on Tumblr somewhere, but I haven't seen it around, so I'm sharing it myself