Good to see you, king

lizard || she/her || ask me anything!

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Two fools for the price of one

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Happy adoption day or something

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They don't even need costumes for Halloween now, so convenient

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Never finishing this so here is a crumb of old man yaoi™

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Happy Valentine's day or something, I guess

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He's telling him about bee movie plot

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1. My god, my universe

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Imagine them being happy

Wow

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A gift for a birthday boy

You know, like, GIFt

Moving on

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Had a kfc moment

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Healthy working environment

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What if we kissed while you're telling me about blood vessels?

Haha, just kidding...

Unless...?

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No cash?

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I've known this man only for ten chapters, really hope this poor bunker bastard is doing alright

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It's in the "Top 10 pick-up lines" wiki how article

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Herbert really decided to make a hand-dog, while there were a reanimated cop and a screaming woman in the house

He was left alone like for five minutes? Maybe two

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When your boss tries to fire you, but you successfully distract him with memes

Bonus:

Gaslight, gatekeep and so on